Who wants to submit a "Real Headline" ?

“Marijuana Issue Sent to Joint Committee” – Toronto Star

Used condom dropped from high rise building shatters windscreen. – The Mirror
It was filled with an “unknown liquid”. “Nobody was believed to be hurt”.
Lmao! Jeebus.

German reserve team beats England 1:0

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62440303@N04/5683784770/

One Armed-Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers
and
Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop—Find Weapons

http://www.flickr.com/photos/62440303@N04/sets/72157626637970276/

http://www.kvue.com/news/Evolution-again-at-issue-as-Texas-mulls-new-books-232654231.html

Florida Accidentally Banned All Computers, Smart Phones In The State Through Internet Cafe Ban

Alabama Man Loses Battle to Keep Wife Buried in His Front Yard

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=england+beat+germany+5-1&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari#hl=en&q=england+5+germany+1+newspaper+photo

I literally LOL at the Hitler pic, @ucme

I laughed at the ‘Elvis Statue on Mars’ one…..

Oh, fine!

Yup, all “genuine” headlines too ;-}

Plastic surgery?

Ooooo! Here’s a great one for @ucme!

I see cracks in that story & will turn the other cheek until someone gets to the bottom of it.

This is the most I’ve lol in quite a while, an we get into a lot of amusing crap around here!

The most amusing crap I ever saw came out of a dog, it was white, pure white shite!

It is supposed to be extraordinarily good luck to see that…

I ass-ume it came out of a dawg, maybe the white turd belonged to Casper the friendly ghost.

….or his dog.

Hey, I think Christina Ricci was quite a pretty little girl.

One for @OneBadApple

OK, I’ve been struggling with congestion for several weeks. I think that just cleared-up the last of it…

And you thought Tiger Milk was rare!