I'm couth and sheveled today. See a pattern?

I’m conbobulated and traught today.

That’s not usual for you.

I’m scathed by the challenge, and I’ll look particularly kempt as I accept it.

I’m both happy and pleased at wasting my time with this.

Thank you for tributing to my sense of illusionment about our language. Now I’m plexed.

I offer you my most enthusiastic contrafribularities. What…you don’t know these words?
Oh i’m sorry sir, i’m anispeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuos to have caused you such pericombobulation.

Edit: “combobulated”

You’re officially bunked as a clever and witty Jelly.

Wonder how we can rail this thread?

I’m certain someone will be inclined to do so, @janbb.

Other forums on this series of tubes use a rather puerile vernacular.

My appearance is gainly and kempt today, probably because I’m so gruntled at work. :)

Despite having all my work spread out here, it’s in array, which is quite an aster, isn’t it? I hope that I appear reasonably combobulated anyway.

I am completely turbed by this.

You have no idea how fair this is to those of us able to get out of work to play with the other kids.

I’m able to earn a point for that statement, @KNOWITALL.

I’m fused and wildered.

I’m witched, bothered and wildered.

I am gruntled by this thread.

This seems like a good place for this poem:

A very Descript Man…. J H Parker

I am such a dolent man,
I eptly work each day;
My acts are all becilic,
I’ve just ane things to say.
My nerves are strung, my hair is kempt,
I’m gusting and I’m span:
I look with dain on everyone
And am a pudent man.
I travel cognito and make
A delible impression:
I overcome a slight chalance,
With gruntled self-possession.
My dignation would be great
If I should digent be:
I trust my vagance will bring
An astrous life for me.

Cute, cute, cute @ccrow!

And the poem was pretty good, too! ;-)

Goodness, I’m simply whelmed by the answers.

To all. It was evitable you would come through, and I am gusted with the way you did.

@ccrow Great poem. Very ept answer.

Yep. I once thought about the word “Burglar,” and wondered if “burgled” was a word…and it is.

Regardless of if it is accepted in English I have fully embraced “pulver”.