What gifts do NSA employees give to other NSA employees for the holidays?

I think they sing ‘Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire’ while giving each other complimentary friskings…

“Spy vs. Spy” comic strips?

State of the art recording devices. Spyware. A “Groucho” set of glasses and moustache.

Trench coats and dark sunglasses

A box of rubber gloves for each of them. Comes in handy, ya know?

A really good pat down?

A Cone of Silence of course.

The each buy what they want for themselves but charge it to the other’s card.

External hard drives. They always seem to be running out of memory for some reason.

Best question of the year!

I dare not speak the answer and risk spending a few decades bunking with Bradley.

I’d answer but it would only be . . . !

Law wars with Luke Spywalker

I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.

The password for Angela Merkel’s new cell phone?

@mattbrowne No password required it is a broadcast radio, just like Dick Tracy’s

A transcript of everything that the friend has said, or was said about her, for the entire year…