Are you this Jelly? The Jelly Below Me ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ Part 50!
The game rules are:
Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily
The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!
Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.
There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.
Thanks to the Mods, we can continue this thread weekly. Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully all most Jellies will join in.
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The TJBM has started new TJBM threads.
False. I don’t even think I’ve ever joined in, until now.
TJBM is a professional juggler.
If, by juggling, you mean time and task management, yes I am.
TJBM is a professional jiggalo.
True
TJBM is afraid age will make them a jugs-r-lo.
A man told me one day I had a pink candy stuck to my sock. Oh shoot, that’s what I get for tucking ‘em in my pants. The nip was sticking out! EWWWWWW! Gross!
TJBM thinks Dutchess set the thread page really cool.
Thanks! :)
TJBM has a hard time doing the all same things, in the same way, that other people are doing.
Definitely. Every time I try to do the same thing the same way somebody else is doing it, I screw it up.
TJBM is sick of hearing about the ACA website.
Well, sort of. I am sick of hearing people bash Obama like he’s really some sort of Hitler.
TJBM thinks Obama and his family must be some of the strongest people on Earth to be able to field all the shit that’s come their way, and fielded it with amazing grace and class.
False. I think the US presidents now live in bubbles, largely divorced from the public and surrounded by yes men. The Kennedy and MLK assassinations drew a moat around the White House that is ever widening.
TJBM loves a nice feather pillow.
I do! I do! But, over time it turns into a lump. :(
TJBM couldn’t care less about football.
Pretty much true..we don’t watch sports much around this house (but I do love the Buckeye’s).
TJBM is surprised that it’s already December. (I’m stuck in November!)
Hell, I’m stuck in July of 1987.
TJBM is going to make a change in their life soon.
I certainly hope so, the changes of in 2013 sucked, 2014 has be better. lol
TJBM wants to live on a houseboat
Maybe. I was pondering that just last week. There’s a houseboat here on the Mississippi that has a wind turbine. There’s no personal property tax in Illinois. What could the expenses BE?
TJBM make up words a lot.
Absofrigginlutely!
tjbm has not played this game in months.
True…I was out for a long time until about a month ago
Hey @blueiiznh where have you been?
TJBM realized TJAM has been absent
I didn’t but I’m glad @blueiiznh is here now! I enjoyed your humor answering my moon Q! Hope you stick around a while.
TJBM has no class, but doesn’t want anyone to find out.
The fluck do I care? Class splash, pop me the tab on a cold one.
TJBM now bears the burden of rating “Great Answer” to every single answer posted here.
False…I’m stingy with my GAs and only give them when I feel they are warranted.
TJBM thinks Black Friday and Cyber Monday are signs that our culture has lost any redeeming characteristics.
Well put, @syz.
TJBM had/has a pet snake, frog, or turtle.
Turtle. About as exciting as my pet rock, except the rock moved faster given a slope and it was dry.
TJBM loves carrot cake.
yes.
TJBM is wearing wool.
Synthetic fleece lol
TJBM is addicted to a certain item of clothing they have like a bathrobe or sweat jacket
I have this sweat shirt I won from a radio station. It is real warm, extra roomy, and so strudy. I’ve had it a decade and a half with only some fading of the picture.
TJBM would be a good President for our country.
False. I’d never be able to work with those putzes in Congress. I’d want to kick ass and take names later, and that would only get me dead in the water, politically. Outsiders (Obama) can no longer effectively govern the nation.
TJBM thinks horseflies are fascinating.
False. I can’t stand horseflies.
TJBM is a closet My Little Pony fan.
All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!
@Coloma working my way to a cushy corner office so I can fluther
TJBM opened a can of Tuna for Thanksgiving.
False. I was to the in-laws so I skated the proverbial can of worms for Thanksgiving.
TJBM would dive from the sky, given ½ a chance.
False. Heights terrify me. I’ve never flown.
TJBM eats mayonnaise and tomato sandwiches.
False. I find mayonnaise disgusting, but a nice sharp mustard would work. (Can I jump up one and say that I would love to jump out of a plane?)
TJBM is goofing off at work to post on fluther.
yes, yes, yes
TJBM and TJAM would love to jump out of a plane.
@syz you can thank me later
False, but I adore going up in a hot air balloon.
@flip86 I LOVE tomato sandwiches with mayo on toasted bread, yummy!
TJBM belongs to the tomato sandwich club
With the tangy zip of Miracle Whip!
TJBM still enjoys playing dress up.
Not so much anymore.
TJBM loves to bake!
Yes, but I only know how to make a few things. :( Most of them involve apples- apple crisp, apple pie, apple upside-down cake, etc.
TJBM likes winter.
Yes. But I don’t get any snow here. :(
TJBM has allergies.
False. I’d be happy to watch snow only on the TV for the rest of my life.
TJBM has eaten snow ice cream.
Hey, not fair! I posted and NOBODY was answering. I call glitch!
So I’ll answer both. No, and yes.
TJBM uses a hairdryer.
A blow dryer yes, blow me! lol
TJBM has a repair person at their house right now
I don’t believe in repair persons. I have a handyman that can do anything for $10 an hour.
TJBM knows the weather forecast for Christmas Day.
I do. It’ll be hot, warm, cool or cold, and either raining or not… no matter where you are.
TJBM still has Thanksgiving leftovers in his refrigerator.
No, cuz we didn’t eat at home.
TJBM likes words and their meanings and etymology.
yep
TJBM likes their fries covered with gravy and cheese curds.
Ugh, false. I like my fries covered in ketchup, salt, and/or vinegar.
TJBM can successfully eat rice using chopsticks.
Yes, but it’s a pain. From what I understand, the Japanese use the chopsticks more as a shovel. They hold the rice bowl up to their mouth and shovel the rice in. I can’t do that. Seems like bad manners to me.
TJBM can eat most “Chinese” foods as quickly with a chopstick as he or she can with a fork.
No, but I can sure shovel it in with my trunk!
TJBM bites his toenails.
Well when I was 3 I used to wrap my leg around my neck and bite my toenails just because I could.
* sigh *.
TJBM has ridden an elephant.
Yes, but since I am an elephant, I prefer not to share details.
TJBM is ambidextrous.
No, I am not, though I’ve always wanted to be.
TJBM can’t wait for Christmas.
I will wait, and cheerfully.
TJBM likes burnt toast.
True, I like a nice piece of burnt toast, now and then.
TJBM Drinks too much _______.
Radioactive water. Considering that drinking ANY radioactive water is too much, yes.
TJBM likes or would like to go skydiving.
No, but I love hot air balloons. Up, up and awaaaay!
TJBM sold the family cow for some magic beans today
False. But I had left over white bean chili for dinner. I made it for a football party on Saturday.
TJBM is afraid of dogs even if they are friendly.
False. I don’t want to own a dog anymore but just today I had a wonderful ear flapping moment with a Black Lab/Rottweiler X puppy at an outdoor cafe. OMG! He was adorable!
TJBM will tell us their favorite breed of dog
Golden Retriever
TJBM has a Furry fetish but will not admit it on Fluther
Oh, I’ll admit it, furry, flappy feet on ducks and geese and I have have a lamp and mood lighting fetish and could kiss horse lips all day too. lol
TJBM likes to be spanked with a riding crop
False. But I like a good ride.
TJBM thinks “on top” means where the cheese goes on a hamburger.
No. On top means sitting on a roof looking at the stars. And if you want, you can have your cheese on top of your burger there.
TJBM is waiting for Prince Charming.
false
TJBM eats pasta with chopsticks.
False. I use a fork.
TJBM secretly thinks Mitt Romney is sexy.
TJAM is sleeping on the job
Ummmmmmm true? Maybe? WAKE UP STU!
TJBM wants to have a white charger, a castle, and a princess, all somebody else’s.
I;ll take the horse and the castle but you can give the prince or princess to somebody else, I don;t want another relationship. lol
TJBM will read me a bedtime story
Here, Samuel L. Jackson reads a bedtime story. (NSFW)
TJBM will tell a funny true story.
Nuthin’ better on Fluther than my profile!
TJBM thinks it’s bed time.
Yes I do because it is 4:03 a.m. where I currently reside. Unfortunately, I’m at work right now.
TJBM prefers waking up to a musical type of alarm as opposed to an obnoxious beeping tone type of alarm.
True.
TJBM is having ramen noodles for lunch today.
Bleh, spit. Ramen noodles have one thing going for them. Cheap.
TJBM is a bargain hunter.
Yes, but I don’t go shopping just to find a bargain, if that’s what you mean. It’s no bargain if I didn’t need it in the first place.
TJBM is getting a new dog.
NO! Don’t even say such a thing!
TJBM really doesn’t want to go out of town today.
true
TJBM wants a pet conservative.
False. I’d like my pet to be more conservative but I only want to pet human liberals…
TJBM thinks they should get back to work.
True and false. Today is my day off, but I also had Sunday and Monday off so I’d like to get back to earning money.
TJBM likes granny smith apples for breakfast.
@flip86 LOL…love that bedtime story, hilarious!
True! I just had one last night for a bedtime snack with pretzels and peanut butter, mmm.
TJBM is drinking coffee
No. Finished my half cup for the day.
TJBM is wondering why we rake leaves out of the yard.
OMG! I never raked until they all fell, but one of my pet peeves are people who are OCD about leaves. lol
I have a friend that bitches her neighbors leaves blow into her yard, jeez, get over it. lol
TJBM does not do well with super anal, OCD types that are always fussing about some stupid little thing
TRUE. Just let it go. I never rake leaves. Once I had a small front yard, and I just planted it in wildflowers. The neighbors called it in and I got a citation for weeds. lol
TJBM talks to strangers frequently, randomly.
Very true! I like to see if people can engage and play a little in this oh so serious world.
TJBM is on day 3 of a sickness and still feels like shit haha
FAlse.
TJBM has not posted on this thread yet.
False. I wish more people would though.
TJBM likes turnips.
Not especially
TJBM likes stale cheetos
Only ground up and used as a coating for fried or roasted food (as in chicken)
TJBM is anticipating the “Siberian Express” weather front.
True…ffffrrrreeezzzinnng temps coming tonight
TJBM does not want to go out today but has to
False. Complete opposite. I want to go out, but can’t because I’m expecting someone to show up.
TJBM likes to rake leaves into a pile and jump in them. Inspired by above posts
No. Not yet.
TJBM may be coming down with Something.
False. But I’m always coming up with something if you’re down with that?
TJBM has a ache that refuses to go away.
I used to, but I moved and didn’t give him my new address. BWAHAHA!
TJBM uses their sleeve more than tissue.
If I can’t get to a tissue in time I would.
TJBM loves their babies!!!
Oh yes! And I just saw them in Paris!
TJBM writes for a living.
No, but sounds fun.
TJBM recycles.
Yes.
TJBM has contributed to this thread.
Yes.
TJBM takes their lunch to work.
No, I’m retired. Before retirement, about 50%.
TJBM is convinced that the health care debate is over.
False. I’m convinced the healthcare debate will never be over.
TJBM can’t stop playing with a rubber band once they start until they get hurt.
Not really.
TJBM is happy to pay someone else to shovel their driveway this winter.
Hell yes, I believe in paying for a lot of chores I don’t want to do anymore. lol
TJBM has eaten cat food
I am sure I’ve tasted it. (just out of curiosity).
TJBM would never dream of tasting anything other than Mom’s Home Cookin’!
False, I’m a foodie, I’ll try anything, except disgusting animal foods like Caviar, pate, tripe, liver, Chorizo…gak!
TJBM has a rubber ducky in their tubby
False. I have a shower in my bathroom.
TJBM makes marzipan.
False. What is marzipan?
TJBM likes making snow forts and snow angels.
False. I did as a kid until I realized they bored me, were smelly and fairly high maintenance.
TJBM could once belch on command.
False. But a good rootbeer can make me belch sometimes.
TJBM has an interest in going ice skating this winter.
Not really. I’ve had enough bruises.
TJBM owes money.
Just the normal bills due now.
TJBM has been to the top of the Eiffel Tower and Lady Liberty.
False. Neither. When I was in NY a woman that I didn’t know or like prevented me from climbing the Statue. ARG. Never been to Europe.
TJBM has thought a lot about how the first white men got across the Grand Canyon.
False. But I have often wondered how all the roads and bridges got decided upon where they were going to be placed. Amazing architecture!
TJBM has already started shopping for the holidays.
And finished!!
TJBM has not yet begun to shop for the holidays.
True. And never will.
TJBM has smelly feet.
I do not. lol
TJBM has halitosis
Why does BO refer to a single body odor, and not general odors of the body??
False. Due to the fact that I have a $130 electric toothbrush and mouthwash that is like a swig of paint thinner.
TJBM has pretty toeses.
Yes, I do…..pretty hot pink toes. My toes are always so cold that I have to wear heavy socks to keep them warm.
TJBM likes to get a snack in the middle of the night. Tell us what the snack of choice is.
Yes, Rice Krispie cereal.
TJBM likes the snow
Absotutely!
TJBM lives where there is no snow (boo!)
False. I live at the snowline here in the Sierra foothills, get some snow a few times a year and tons of it just a few hundred feet higher.
TJBM likes trail mix
Yes.
TJBM likes chocolate.
“Like” is too mild a term for chocolate.
TJBM has a sock drawer.
Yes..but doesn’t everyone?
TJBM is enjoying a snow storm.
Our “sock” drawer has evolved into a hamper full of socks, sorted and not!
Yep. the snow has pretty much subsided, but we’re in the deep freeze now.
TJBM has a pet who needs to go out but doesn’t want to because of the cold.
Nope – so far, he’s ready to go out any time.
TJBM misses some long gone Jellies.
True. Astrochuck, Fyrius, Iamthemob, Nikipedia, Qingu, Zuma. And all the Aussie Jellies. Where are they?
TJBM cares about the wishes of the peaceful demonstrators in the Ukraine.
@mattbrowne Nikipedia just graduated. I think it was in Meta.
False. I know nothing about that
TJBM cares about people in their own country
You bet. And elsewhere.
TJBM has an ungulate.
Depends on what you mean by has. I “have” an occasional Odocoileus virginianus hop my fence.
TJBM lives where wildlife is accessible.
True, everything from squirrels to mountain lions.
TJBM has seen a mountain lion in the wild
I don’t think so, but I came uncomfortably close to one. One was just leaving the property when my little kids slipped outside before breakfast. Yikes! We found the tracks.
TJBM is glad they don’t live where dangerous animals prowl.
False, I love wild life but scary with small children I agree
TJBM likes Vultures
Sure! They are awesome. Huge beautiful birds with enormous wing spans, mostly peaceful, and always ready to clean up after everybody.
TJBM is thinking vultures might be a good pet.
No. Vultures are cool, but they belong in the wild. Who else will eat the leftovers?
TJBM has talked on the phone while taking a poop.
nope
TJBM has just realized that they are old.
Good gosh no, that went sailing by some time ago.
TJBM has done it on a Harley….too.
False. Never even sat on a Harley.
But I watched a mountain lion/panther/bob cat cross the valley behind my house from the safety of my kitchen table!
TJBM has big plans for tomorrow.
Oh yes, very big, finish my medicine, rest some more and have ANOTHER cup o’ noodles for dinner. lol
TJBM has a cat sitting next to their computer right now
Nope, I don’t have a cat.
TJBM is watching The X Factor right now.
Silly. I’m playing on Fluther right now!
TJBM has a snotty nose.
Naw, I’m just snotty. I hear it from Fluther all the time :D
TJBM is a “little snot” too.
I’d be offended if I was called a “little snot”. Puh leeze. If I’m gonna snot, I’ll snot BIG.
Snot, snot, snot! What a cute little word, I so seldom type. SNOT!
TJBM thinks tirades and tangents are the norm.
Hey…s’not funny, I am sick and snotty yes. lol
False. Tirades and tangents are random occurences. lol
TJBM wonders WHY the cat always takes a crap in their litter box right after it was cleaned help me
False. It IS a CAT.
TJBM thinks kumquats are cool
True. Kum Kloser Kumquat.
TJBM will scoop my litter box
Would if I could, my dear @Coloma, but you’re there and I’m here, and I don’t see your litter box.
TJBM really admires another jelly.
I find quite a few interesting.
TJBM is not a fan of eggs.
False. I love eggs. My favorite breakfast lately is an egg sandwich with a slice of american cheese and bacon on an English muffin.
TJAM doesn’t like eggs.
TJBM is secretly a fan of Justin Bieber. Lol
No, and no. I like eggs fine! As far as JB goes, either he’ll figure life out or he won’t. I’m surely not gong to turn the channel or buy a magazine to hear the latest on him. LOL!
TJBM is a swimmer!
(I hate eggs! Just sayin’ since we seem stuck in that loop.)
Love eggs, grew my own chicken and goose eggs for years. Nothing like a goose egg for a fluffy cake! haha
True, not so much the last few years, but was a veritable fish forever, river rafting rat, strong swimmer, then, retired to a hot tub. lol
TJBM is still waking up with Folgers in their cup
False. Coffee makes me palpitate/gets me high, then I crash and burn.
TJBM would throw out the only batch of pasta in the house if a bug shell floated to the top of the boiling water.
No I would not. I’d rinse it all thoroughly and I just wouldn’t tell the rest of the family about it.
TJBM would throw out the whole cup of coffee if a fly landed in it.
No, flick the fly out, drink the coffee.
TJBM is not squeamish about bugs and other little critters
True, mostly. I carry them out in the summer and release them. However I draw the line at hairless spiders and running dust bunnies.
A fly? Really? I’d flick a bee, but the whole ‘a fly up-chucks every time it lands’ thing would probably make me dump my coffee.
TJBM has a mouse problem.
No. It’s working just fine. Thanks.
TJBM got some freaky news today.
False, but, we are expecting a big snowstorm tomorrow and I must soldier out for supplies.
Maybe up to a foot here and 2 feet a little above me in elevation.
TJBM wants something good to eat right now
Yes, but I’m too cold to fix it. I think I’ll go huddle up in bed and blow the hairdryer under the covers! LOL
TJBM always wears short sleeves (there’s one in every crowd, even up North in the winter)!
False, but I have put my blowdryer under the covers at bedtime, ooooh, lock in the warmth. lol
TJBM must go out on this freezing morning bah!
Yes. I need to shovel the snow and start the car so the wife can get her self and the kid off to work and school respectively. Then while they’re gone, I need to try to get the other vehicle running (it’s been unstarted since before this freeze came in) and get some supplies for the next few freezing days.
(I saw somebody on TV today using a blowdryer to thaw his pipes!
TJBM is concerned about her/his pipes freezing.
Yeah, I am but let’s not get too NSFW here!
TJBM has PB & J for lunch.
nope, just chocolate graham with PB. Can’t stand J
TJBM wants to move to Poland.
No. Too cold.
TJBM Want to curl up by a warm fire and watch snow.
No. Televised snow and AC would suit me better.
TJBM wishes they had a nice dish of my scalloped oysters about now.
A nice dish of something yes, oysters, no.
TJBM is off to do errands. I am.
Hail no. It’s too damn cold.
TJBM is going to take a warm shower then grab a blanket and watch TV
Nope. Put me on the errands bus, too!
TJBM thinks crab is fab.
True.
TJBM just had Taco Bell for lunch
no way.
TJBM wants to take a death vacation.
A vacation from death, or to it? I’ll take the first one please.
TJBM is TJBM!
It appears so! lol
TJBM is waiting to do something in exactly another 9 minutes
Well yes, now that you mention it. Not sure what it is yet (probably cooking or hanging out here).
TJBM has their tree up.
Yes the tree is up.
TJBM has been watching the live version of the Sound of Music tonight with Carrie Underwood.
I was going to watch it with my daughter, but something came up so we recorded it and will watch it at some later time.
TJBM is glad for some technology we did not have when TJBM was younger.
True, and fittingly enough I am watching ” Contagion” right now in my sick bed. cough, cough
TJBM had a muffin for dinner haha
No.
TJBM keeps dust bunnies for pets.
False. I haven’t kept a dust bunny since I moved from the hardwood floors.
TJBM listens to the radio a lot.
Almost never.
TJBM flosses regularly.
Who’s going to confess to not?
TJBM loves Fridays.
Yes, because…
(crap, I nearly made myself weep.)
TJBM is going to be a weepy old fart.
When I turned 50, my older sister told me that I was at that point officially an old fart. I have always been easily moved to tears by certain movies and TV programs, so from that point of view, no “going to be” about it. I am a weepy old fart. (Not literally, though, those make bad stains on the drawers.)
TJBM has been taken literally when s/he meant something figuratively.
Oftentimes. Especially here, there seem to to be to really literal minded people.
TJBM read and follows the ‘manufacturers fabric care guidelines’ on clothes carefully
Meh…at a glance, I am not a slave to instructions. lol
TJBM always cuts the tags out of their clothing because they bug you
Seriously? Go to all the work of cutting a tag out? Ummm…no. lol
TJBM is mad because business cards will not fit in a credit card holder.
Yes, it was a friend’s card that had a MP3 on the back with information about him.
TJBM still has a B/W TV.
False. Nice little flat screen in my bedroom for Netflix, al the TV I watch.
TJBM likes documentaries
Depends on the documentary.
TJBM is always up on days other than rainy days and Mondays! (am listening to Rainy Days and Mondays).
True/false. I like both. I especially like stormy days like today when I am sick. I hate being housebound on nice days.
TJBM is waiting in a big snowstorm tonight
Nah. I kinda wish, but no. We had a little snow last night. It’s OK. We have the whole winter to go, and if the winter is anything the summer was, we’re going to be digging out our front doors.
TJBM is grateful for a warm house and clothes.
True. Clothes are good. lol
TJBM is naked and cold
Oh hail no!
TJBM is about to build a fire and lounge beside it all sexy in his or her footie jammies. With sock on.
nope
TJBM is snacking on kittie pot pies.
Kittie pot pies? No, I’m snacking on roasted pumpkin seeds, washed down with a beer before 5:00!
TJBM thinks Nelson Mandela had some influence in TJBM’s home nation.
Yes (the US).
TJBM cheers for underdogs.
True, human and animal
TJBM is drinking green tea
With a yellow snow (LEMON) chaser? lol No.
TJBM still thinks Green Acres is hilarious.
True! Shit…now I have the song in my head.Greeeen acres is the place to be, faaarm livin’ is the life for me, land spreadin’ out so far and wide, keep Manhatten just give me the countryside! Up yours @ibstubro lol
TJBM knows who Arnold Ziffel is
Oink, oink!
Oink, oink oink! Oink oink oink oink oink (oink, oink!)
Oink.
True. I have three pigs.
TJBM can’t believe people are still playing this game. (This has been going on since I had my previous account, which was two years ago!)
True, but I skipped a few months. lol
TJBM has a headache
False. I’ll be retiring to bed soon. Lit.
TJBM thinks taxes are the Devil.
True and….true story.
A few years ago I just happened to write my check to the IRS on check # 666 with a picture of 3 little pigs in a trough in the farm animal series. lol
1st class to hell please.
TJBM is going to bed NOW —zzzz—-
Nope..up and at ‘em here in the tundra. Lots to do on a busy Saturday!
TJBM is going to watch the movie Fargo while riding in a car to Fargo today.
False. I’d rather watch Hawaii 5–0 on the way to Hawaii! Aye.
TJBM is admittedly fond of sex.
Meh..I’m kinda all sexed out these days, I’ve had lots of good sex not I want to rest. lol
TJBM is all sexed out
not yet. still waiting for that someone.
TJBM wants a peacock to go with her geese.
False, they are beautiful but too noisy.
TJBM is a peacock, strutting their stuff
No, but a neighbor’s peacock took up residence on our back deck once and we couldn’t get it to leave. Peacocked all over the deck until I had to clean it with a snow shovel, then a hose and brush. It was disgusting, and as pretty as they are, I don’t like peacocks now. They can peacock at someone else’s farm.
TJBM thinks maybe a peacock wouldn’t make such a great pet after all.
As long as they just stay out in the yards, farm land and trees and don’t poop on the porch. Then again, I never minded my goose pooping on the deck, just hosed it off, because I love him. lol
TJBM must go out in the snow to get something they need bah
NO SNOW! NO SNOW! NO SNOW! Not that I’m tickled and rubbing it in!
TJBM has a big Sunday planned for tomorrow.
The usual.
TJBM eats wild game.
IF I still ate meat (which I do not) I would prefer the taste of wild game to domesticated meat. I remember beef as bland. Lamb my favorite. I loved venison and wild goose meat.
I’d likely sample meat again if it was wild. My digestive’s not fond of it.
TJBM still likes ‘Sixlets’.
I don’t know that I’ve ever tasted them.
TJBM just discovered ice cream in their freezer! Woo Hoo!
False, I discovered Nyquil gel caps in my medicine chest…seriously in a stupor and going to bed lol
TJBM has Nyquil in their medicine cabinet
Generic equivalent, yes. Because of our age, my wife and I started using a “High blood pressure” formula until we compared ingredients and found no difference.
TJBM has concerns about high blood pressure.
False! I used to have an issue with hypertension, but weight loss, diet, and exercise reversed.
TJBM is a grinch.
Sort of, yes. I hate shopping, and decorating isn’t my thang. I’m not grouchy though. I’ll go shopping and decorate if I have my body guards with me. LOL
TJBM is cold. What do you need to do to warm up?
Put something on my feet, and have my coffee.
TJBM is still sleepy this morning.
nope
TJBM likes to eat yellow snow.
Only if it is flavored snow in a snowcone
TJBM goes in the snow
Goes in snow, sun and shade.
TJBM has driven a car more than a quarter of a million miles.
False, the most is around, uh..maybe 130–150k
TJBM hates driving in snow
No, I’m OK with it. It’s the idiots around me who drive like it’s perfectly clear and drive that I hate.
TJBM is waiting for something to come on TV.
False. Watching a DVD ” Bernie” hilarious! Except my poor stuffy head hurts when I laugh.
TJBM is starving but doesn’t feel like making themselves anything.
Stuffed. Absolutely STUFFED. I was not hungry and we went to the Mexican restaurant where I got a grilled fish fillet as big as my hand, refried beans and a salad for $4.75. Yumbo margarita add $6.
TJBM loves gummy bears.
Gummy bears are awesome. If they had chocolate gummies I would die of bliss.
TJBM Has a strong distaste for llamas.
False. I have strong interest in llamas.
TMBM has rats.
I used to have pet rats, yes. Great little critters.
TJBM is going to bed now
Yes, I do believe I will.
TJBM Thinks pigs are cute.
Little ones, yes. But big honkin’ feral ones that won’t die, not at all.
TJBM has a friend who won’t shut up.
This is true… I don’t call much…
TJBM has considered world domination!
No. Just domination in my own little life.
TJBM has their act together.
Nah. Too much like work. Let’s just act up?
TJBM is going to say “The bee’s knees!” in conversation today, just for the joy of it.
I most certainly will not! Ok, maybe I’ll tie it in somewhere…
TJBM seems a bit “off their game” today. May need chocolate.
True, need cold pills
TJBM has frozen snow making their deck dangerous
Yes, what’s worse is it’s very slippery without the added ice…
TJBM has secret super powers.
If only. I could use some super powers right now.
TJBM likes watching wildlife in the snow Squirrels, jays and deer frolicking around here this morning.
Yes! Not much of that here.
TJBM lives on the edge…of what?
Just on the edge…
TJBM likes living on the edge.
There’s a reason why I got such a great deal on this house…
TJBM is lucky to live on a flat piece of land…
I wish.
TJBM is kind to those of lesser mental capacities.
Kind yes, but only because I do enjoy flaunting my abundance of awesomeness.
TJBM likes wandering aimlessly through wooded pathways, skipping merrily and whistling happy tunes.
I can’t whistle.
TJBM can produce a picture of the Bees Knees upon request.
Yes, yes I can.
TJBM thinks that is just the bees knees!
No. I happen to know that THESE are the bonified, real bees knees!
TJBM likes routine.
I love routine! But only if it has random changes…
TJBM isn’t really a Jelly at all… Me thinks they’re a spy!
(I’m actually human, but don’t blow my cover, K?)
TJBM is short. How short?
I’m about 5’11” and 4 quarters… That’s what I tell folks anyway. They have to think about it for a minute… Nah, you look about 6 feet! Ya think?
TJBM is taking awesome lessons from Chuck Norris.
No. Chuck takes lessons from me!
TJBM’s fingers and toes are __frozen__.
Probably because I’m wearing sandals.
I wish my wool socks didn’t have holes…
Sure! I have more too.
TJBM has ridden a camel.
nope.
@DWW25921, that’s what you get for wearing those ugly shoes.
TJBM has sled dogs at the ready.
Gee, that’d be super cool! I can’t afford to stuff that many bellies though.
TJBM lives too close to the airport, and the flights drive them crazy.
No.
TJBM was up at 6 AM today.
Actually a little after 7…
TJBM has a PEZ dispenser collection.
Not likely… Well, I reckon the kittens count!
TJBM needs to start collecting PEZ dispensers.
No, got too many collections to maintain as it is.
TJBM has finished breakfast. (or lunch or dinner, depending on the geography.)
yep
TJBM wishes he was Jeremy Clarkson.
Depends on my mood…
TJBM wishes they had a chocolate fountain. Who doesn’t?
False. I wish I had a marijuana plantation lol
TJBM smokes the peace pipe on occasion
Rarely but when the mood hits… I hit it…
TJBM Loves Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
I do.
TJBM is on a diet. Here. Have a bowl of bite sized candy bars.
Haha….I am always on a diet these days, Freaking middle age sucks!
TJBM likes blueberry bagels with cream cheese
How did you know what I had for breakfast?! Except I only had a plain bagel. But I also had some OJ.
TJBM is proud of themselves for something.
True. I’m proud I haven’t killed myself with all the stress I’ve been under this last year. lol
TJBM is a survivor
True. My parents are Baptist. Holy old school Batman!
TJBM Loves to dance like nobody’s watching! But they do… They all do…
I love to dance when nobody’s watching, but I especially love to dance when I’m out in public (maybe in the supermarket, or some such place) with my 13 soon-to-be-14-year-old-year daughter, just to embarrass her.
TJBM knows something about inter-generational embarrassing moments.
Not sure what you mean…
TJBM has really old pictures of family members. Can you tell when I’m looking around the room searching for TJBM inspiration? :)
I sure wish I did. Too many acts of nature.
TJBM is half done crossing things off their bucket list.
I don’t have a bucket list.
TJBM is glad computers were invented.
Yes, as a matter of fact I am.
TJBM thinks alpacas are cuter than llamas.
I think they’re both beautiful animals.
TJBM thinks alpaca wool is softer than merino wool.
I think preparation ultimately makes the difference.
TJBM Has an intense hatred for kittens.
Bite your tongue you evil kitten hater! lol
False. I ADORE kittens and cats.
TJBM has an intense hatred of sloppy, stupid, fawning dogs
nope.
TJBM has baked an eel pie.
I can’t imagine wanting to. Maybe I would try eel sometime, but I can’t imagine pie being my go to recipe.
TJBM has something to share on that topic.
Fried eel is great, so is smoked eel.
TJBM does not like fish.
False. I can’t think of a seafood I dislike. Although my own attempts at cooking eel hav had disastrous results. Ever try to grill a candle?? Fatty, stuff, it should just fry itself.
TJMB has visited an ocean other than the Atlantic or Pacific.
Does the Gulf of Mexico count?
TJBM has planns for global domination that have yet to be unfurled.
Well..phase 1 of my evil plan is already in motion..but few have noticed just yet. Mwah hahaahaha!
TJBM has completed their Christmas shopping.
False, but I am only buying for a few so easy to do at the last minute
TJBM has seriously downsized Xmas
Especially since the older twins grew up and moved out on their own. We still have friends over for a party, but as far as gifts, nothing as extravagant as we once did.
TJBM is watching snow melt.
False. Watching snow spit, here.
TJBM has always wanted to take a cruise on the Mississippi River.
True, on an old riverboat like Huck Finn
TJBM needs to go grocery shopping ugh
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Yes. Waiting for those fr4ee ads so I can make my list.
TJBM would like to horizontal bop in a cave.
Depends on my mood.
TJBM likes to poke sleeping animals and giggle when they stir.
I like to do that to cats. Sometimes they’ll pretend to ignore you. Sometimes they’ll yawn and stretch extravagantly. Sometimes they’ll just give you a dirty look and more 5 foot farther on and resume. Sleeping cats can be fair entertainment when you’re bored!
TJBM still eagerly awaits the mail every day.
Oh yes, you have no idea. I have 2 Ebay purchases running late…
TJBM is involved in a tennis club for chimps and apes.
False, I belong to the “Quack” club.
TJBM likes to play Scarabble and always scores BIG
Very true. My wife and I slaughtered our last opponents.
TJBM would rather I was a horse.
Um, I don’t know how to answer that. Are you thinking of having surgery to become a horse? lol
I have a goose that morphed from a female to a male, he is a trans-gander haha
TJBM is wearing a Santa Hat Pssst…I CAN spell ”Scrabble not Scarabble Pffft!
No, my last avatar… I digress… Sorry, no Santa hat.
TJBM likes to feed alka-seltzer to seagulls.
Absolutely not, but I would like to see you as a horse, WITH a Santa hat.
TJBM will take a few minutes to get back because they are throwing together a snack, of…...
Ginger Snaps and Cherry 7up.
TJBM loves ginger snaps.
I do, I do, and, I am hooked on Gingerbread Mochas this week, OMG!
TJBM has had a Gingerbread Mocha or Latte this week
Have not. Natty Lite all the way.
TJBM doesn’t have their tree up yet.
True. There is, was (okay once) and never will be (another) TREE.
TJBM Doesn’t have their Valentines bought yet? ( Holday Slacker!)
I do the flea market scene… I always have random crap like that lying around…
TJBM Goes to flea markets to find nifty random trinkets.
Flea markets, second hand shops, craft stores, auctions. My favorite used to be going to estate auctions on bad weather days when almost no one is there to bid against me.
TJBM is humming holiday tunes, right now.
Not often. I already have more nifty random trinkets than I can deal with now. LOL
TJBM likes possums.
Sure I do! I live in West Virginia… get the kettle maw we got us a critter!
TJMB Has a think for corn chips and ranch dressing. (Seriously, try it.)
Absolutely. Serve me up a corn chip and ranch sandwich, even. As good as Doritos and Miracle Whip.
Do you seriously eat possums?
TJBM collects trivia.
In my head I do.
TJBM bites their nails.
False, but I do pick at my cuticles in cold weather, ugh..dry hands.
TJBM has the sniffles
nope
TJBM is leaving a 1000 ___ to their church.
False.
TJBM’s house is so dry, they fear their grape-like figure becoming raisin-like.
Why you want to look in the raisin jar? You a cop?
TJBM Does dishes once a week.
False. The S/O just had to have a dishwasher, so the dishes get done when it’s full.
TJBM thinks Clouds Taste Metallic.
Never tasted a cloud, I don’t know.
TJBM needs a massage
I do. I do. But I shan’t have one.
TJBM has presents via Amazon beginning to trickle onto their porch.
False. I have one package coming from eBay and it’s a used camera that I don’t need or want, but might replace the one I now need and want at some point in the future.
TJBM doesn’t want to be sober when they die.
It’s all about the plan.
TJBM loves cleaning cat poop from under my favorite chair in the living room…
Nope
TJBM wants to live in house that is falling apart.
Done! :)
TJMB has a thing for “toys”
No. That would be my husband. Like, if we go to WalMart and they have a whole isle of reindeer and Santas and elves who sing if you push a button he’ll push the buttons on ALL of them so the whole isle is a cacophony of discordant, high pitched stupid songs. I can’t take him anywhere.
TJBM prefers a little class to their Christmas decorating.
True. I put out Christmas themed PEZ dispensers.
TJBM likes ice cream in the dead of Winter…
I like ice cream at any time. Which is why I don’t have it in my house.
TJBM hides candy and stuff from themselves.
No. The S/O eats much more candy than me, so there’s always plenty around.
TJBM actually eats Pez candy.
Yup.
TJBM wants to sail the 7 seas in a canoe.
No..a yaught. I’m not supid!
TJBM loves tomato and cheese sandwiches!
Yes, grilled. With bacon!
TJBM loves all things bacon!
False. I eat no meat.
TJBM likes Dorito and Miracle Whip sandwiches.
I don’t like Mayo or Miracle Whip…
TJBM wants a gigantic cheese burger!
Ew no.
TJBM would like some grilled salmon with lemon.
Sounds lovely actually…
TJBM is on the fence about oysters.
False. I made 2 double batches of scalloped oysters in the past week and ate at least a double batch by myself.
TJBM will not eat a sandwich that is not cut in half, corner to corner.
I have no problem with that.
TJBM has never tried a peanut butter and honey sandwich.
True. The only thing I have ever successfully pair peanut butter with is seedless blackberry preserves.
TJBM is airheaded today.
Today was actually pretty productive! Yesterday on the other hand…
TJBM should make some dinner than go to bed early.
Actually I have.
TJBM is fond of baking..
…in the sun. True! ;)
TJBM has an absurd sense of humor.
I guess my sense of humor could be absurd and dry at times.
TJBM hates all the winter clothes that need to be worn outside.
Bermuda shorts, flip-flops and a tank top ? ? ?
TJBM is planning a Holiday party.
I am for TWO.
No parties for me. Maybe a video game marathon! It’s long overdue…
TJBM likes pelting rocks into lakes.
Skipping not pelting. lol
TJBM has yogurt covered raisins
False. Yo -grut (as I call it, for no other reason than I’m strange.) normally has more calories than chocolate?
TJBM would have been a hippie, when hippies were cool.
I AM a hippie. lol I wear gypsy skirts and pigtails and lived on my micro-farm for years. :-)
TJBM is a bohemian type too
Actually, I might be a bohemian type-o.
TJBM is an anachronism.
That’s a really big word.
TJBM knows lots of big words.
Indubitably!
TJBM is in a lazy mood today
I have only been awake for an hour, so yes, still feeling lazy but…have stuff to do today so, not too lazy. haha
TJBM is a fan of personality theory
I have my own theories… and so do I!
TJBM loves Chinese food.
Are we having Chinese food for lunch? ?
TJBM is going out for lunch to a restaurant.
Maybe a Chinese food restaurant?
TJBM has experienced writer’s block.
Uuuuummmmm. Well, sometimes, see, whew. In the summer of our lives,
Whatever. Happy holidays, I guess. I feel so uninspired.
TJBM thinks writer’s block is wooden things you stack together to spell out messages.
False. You’re thinking of Print Blocks.
TJBM has a dedicated door stop.
Yup! A stack of my heaviest writer’s blocks works perfectly.
TJBM is bummed by the cold today.
nope
TJBM procrastinates.
Let me get back to you . . . about that . . . .
TJBM has been in a foreign country in the last two years.
10. I moved from Missouri to Illinois about 10 years ago. I cannot believe I moved to a Communist State.
TJBM owns something made from the hide of an animal other than pig or cow.
An alligator.
TJBM is happier living with less.
Absolutely! You have no idea the junk I have to sift through. Having a flea market business is driving me nuts! I’m a minimalist at heart.
TJBM has a strange obsession for apples.
I like them, but I wouldn’t call my taste for them a strange obsession.
TJBM has seen the news today
Actually, I have not. I stay away from propaganda whenever possible.
TJBM will one fine day… Rule the world! Mua ha ha ha ha!!!!
Soon too! Tell no one, or you will die!
TJBM is justifiably terrified.
Clearly…
TJBM will be a benevolent and diplomatic leader.
I would, but I might also lop your head off if needed. lol
TJBM does not suffer fools gladly
Absolutely, yes. This has been said about me many, many times.
TJBM is in the midst of a Christmas-baking frenzy.
I just made biscuits but only because I was craving biscuits and gravy.
TJBM can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
Well, I may not float as well as I used to, but I can still sting like a bee. lol
TJBM likes old B&W TV shows like Andy Griffith
Yes. Whole fambly loves it.
TJBM thinks the whole Christmas shindig sounds like a lotta woik.
I do stuff online.
TJBM wishes they could fly.
I fly, in my dreams.
TJBM flys in their dreams
I used to, not now.
TJBM likes to travel to sporting events.
False. I do not like sporting events of any kind.
TJBM likes music festivals
True, and…this event is only about one hour away from me here in these hills! Very cool, thanks!
TJBM lives in the Sierra foothills
If that’s on the East Coast than sure!
TJBM needs coffee.
False. I love the smell and taste of coffee. Hate my body’s reaction.
TJBM loves the color yellow!
I reckon it has it’s moments…
TJBM Hates to go to Wal-Mart.
That’s an understatement, why I rarely go there.
TJBM hates the holiday crowds and chaos.
That is so true. Sigh.
TJBM is standing under the mistletoe….SmOoCh!
Awwww, Thanks.
TJBM doesn’t have pets.
False, 2 cats and 2 geese that now live with adopted parents.
TJBM loves cats
Some of them. I’ve met a few that weren’t too nice.
TJBM likes sushi.
No, no, no.
TJBM loves Thai food
YES!
TJBM needs a computer overhaul.
not yet
TJBM wants to fry a turkey.
I’d like to try some, you bet!
TJBM has a problem with their feet going to sleep.
Sometimes…
TJBM loves skipping merrily through the snow.
Used to. Now I watch my daughter do it. I recall the sensations as I see her look skyward while the flakes tumble down, twirling and waving outstretched arms.
TJBM needs to go out and make snowangels.
nope, never had that urge.
TJBM has left some surprises in the neighbors’ snowmen.
If we had snow, I’d certainly consider it. But that’s not gonna’ happen.
TJBM reads a lot of books.
I used to, now I mostly read online.
TJBM has a headache
No headache. Buzz. But no headache.
TJBM gives boring responses.
TJAM forgot something.
TJBM wants a year with 13 months
TJBM wonders why TJAM participates, given their answers are all yes and no, with no expositions. Double the fun?
True, but, each to his own.
TJBM is wearing beige
No, and I’m not wearing my birthday suit.
TJBM is an Askville Graduate.
False, Never participated in Askville, I’m a Fluther loyalist.
TJBM has curly hair
Has little or no hair. It use to be curly on sides and straight on top.
TJBM thinks they may have a White Christmas.
Maybe, we shall see.
TJBM has funny looking feet
I suppose. They are congenitally flat. No discernible arches.
TJBM is fixing vegetarian food for dinner.
Well…almost. Making a giant Shrimp salad right now. All veggies, greens, avocado, tomatoes, cucumbers,olives, but gotta have the Shrimp. :-)
TJBM loves French bread
Crusty and delicious! When I was young(er), there was a grocery near me that baked deli bread. I’d stop in, buy a loaf of hot bread and a package of cold cheese. As I walked, I’d that a hunk of warm bread and wrap it around a chunk of cheese. By the time I walked the 5 blocks to my home, I was well satisfied!
TJBM thinks the U.S. is missing the boat on space exploration.
I think it’s missing the boat on everything.
TJBM likes “Smarties” candies
My daughter is wild about them, I can have a couple or not.
TJBM stops at red lights without caring about the crosswalks.
I try to pay attention to that. Mostly I succeed.
TJBM takes in strays.
Oh, I sure used to, all the way up to humans. I live in a rental now though, where pets are not allowed. Still feed whatever little critters happen into the yard. This summer my daughter was catching crickets for a garden snake. It got so he’d come out of hiding when he heard her.
TJBM smells very nice.
I hope I smell like myself. I hate hate HATE perfumes.
TJBM loves bacon, and uses it in all sorts of improbable ways.
I like bacon perfume. Actually, I like bacon anything!
TJBM would like a bacon wedding.
Um, no thank you. (Though I do think oven crisped bacon is very yummy.)
TJBM loves to burn incense. (I’m burning my seasonal favorite “Christmas Kiss” again this morning.)
It makes me sneeze. I like oils.
TJBM is going to dash to my profile page so they can see my temporary new picture better. (The turkeys just cruised through a few minutes ago.)
It’s definitely turkey-time. Great shot @Jonesn4burgers
TJBM likes photography.
True! I like nature photography and made a blind once to photograph birds. :-)
TJBM is a nature documentary nut
Hey, who are you calling nut? I watch and record. If my daughter has any school projects involving critters, I’ve got LOTS of stuff, salt water, fresh water, cold, hot, airborn, extinct, endandered, change color, shape, give their offspring to foster parents….. got it.
TJBM still twiddles their thumbs, sometimes.
Never. I gave it up unless it’s for effect (someone’s watching)
TJBM has attempted suicide.
False. Not yet anyway. lol
TJBM thinks people should be able to kill themselves if they want to
They do anyway, regardless of what I think about it.
TJBM is able to stand on their head.
Yes, but it doesn’t happen by choice anymore, just when my chair doesn’t go over a curb quite right.
TJBM welcomes age like a book they’ve been yearning to read.
In a way, yes. I’m very, very fortunate to have the health I have at the age I’ve achieved. I will accept age with grace, but I will resist becoming an old man with everything at my disposal.
TJBM can condense their life philosophy in a few words.
True. Life is short, do whatever you want and screw the rest. lol
TJBM does whatever they want
Wow, not enough, but now that you mention it, that will change.
TJBM will dash off to my profile page to see the picture I took of the turkeys cruising through my yard yesterday, because they missed my mention of it yesterday.
I sure did! You’re quick with the picture taking! Good job!
TJBM just age a huge meal in the mid-afternoon.
Haha, false. I JUST had a medium meal at 7: 30 here. Mmm, shrimp stuffed avaocado and french bread and pimento cheese spread and now, yogurt covered rasins. Yummy!
TJBM likes yogurt covered raisins or chocolate covered raisins
Yep. Those sound yummy.
TJBM is leaving on a jet plane. (Heading to Quito tomorrow, be back soon!)
No jet planes in my immediate future. Have fun @geeky_mama :-)
TJBM needs to take a shower and get ready for bed pretty soon
Yes, yes.
TJBM’s eyelids are getting heavy.
Swollen. The dry air has my tear ducts irritated. They’re a little better today.
TJBM has dreams about food. (But not the noodle dream.)
not this time
TJBM has to eat some foie gras.
Bite your tongue man! Not if it was the last edible substance on earth. It is morally wrong to eat ones friends.
TJBM hates cruelty based industry
Yes I do.
TJBM wants to get their teeth shiny for Christmas photos.
False. I have lovely teeth, thanks to nature, genetics and bleaching trays. lol
TJBM smiles a lot :-D
Not really, if I was @Coloma I probably would…
TJBM Loves knitting sweaters for friends and family!
I can’t knit or sew anything. I made an apron in 7th grade home ec and it was a lopsided mess. lol
Now ask me to decorate your house and I’ll amaze you.
TJBM is trying to lose weight and it just won;t budge. *(#@%^!!!
I want to, but I’m not trying hard enough. I keep stuffing tasty things in my mouth.
TJBM is the “She” of the cliche, “That’s what she said.”
False. “That’s whats he said”, maybe.
TJBM would give up forgo food today if they could have a warm, summer rain and sunshine instead.
nope
TJBM would do anything to get Dick Dynasty off the air.
Nope.
TJBM has a special dinner tonight.
Fish, salad and something else, maybe rice or mashed potatoes, Not really special but good. :-)
TJBM LOVES baked Salmon with Asparagus
True, it’s hard to go wrong with salmon and asparagus. (Grilling would make it special! STICKY RICE! Yum!)
TJBM hates laundry.
I hate vacuuming more. lol
TJBM has a Goldfish named Cedric
nope
TJBM is too lazy/broke to go shopping.
False, going now. lol
TJBM has downsized Christmas significantly
Yes, I’ve successfully gone from damned little to nothing.
TJBM feesl like a nut.
False, I feel like a beer. lol
TJBM just lugged in groceries and all sorts of shit. haha
Oh, did Goosey have a little grease today?
False, I didn’t buy hardly anything today. 4 12 packs of 7-Up as they were $2.
TJBM has a “Springfield” in their state.
Yes, doesn’t every state have one or two.
TJBM had snacks instead of dinner.
Kinda of, half a sandwich and a salad, saving my calories for candy. lol
TJBM has a sweet tooth mouth
Fits and starts, on the sweet tooth thing. I ate most of a box of cashew-caramel turtles today. lol
TJBM has learned to eat a fraction of the salt they used to, and not miss it.
True. I use either lite salt or sea salt when I do use it.
TJBM likes Huell Houser and Californias Gold show on PBS
I’ve never heard of either of those shows. Probably due to never watching PBS.
TJBM likes to stream movies and TV shows through Netflix and/or Hulu as opposed to watching them on DVD or Blu-ray discs.
I watch stuff on the internet. I don’t even have cable… kind of obsolete at this point.
TJBM Thinks a kitten is a mess waiting to happen.
Think. Think? I know a kitten is a mess waiting to happen. Probably less so than a puppy, though!
TJBM would like to see the Earth from outer space.
nice view
@Coloma, California’s Gold is a good show and Huell Howser (PBUH) was a good man.
TJBM will celebrate the holidays by…
Having my daughter in Japan come home for a visit.
TJBM has trust issues with cats. :D
Hell yes. I understand dogs but cats are (cute) alien creatures to me!
TJBM is going to see their favourite relative this weekend.
False. Looks like this it going to be a working weekend for me.
TJBM trims their nosehair.
I have no nose hair, I am a hairless blonde. lol
TJBM thinks back hair on men is gross
Meh. I don’t much care. It does look like it’d be very uncomfortable in a hot climate though, enough to make the poor guy want to crawl out of his skin just to cool off!
TJBM works nights.
False, days.
TJBM wishes they could retire and do nothing but stare at the sky, garden, travel, sit in the hot tub.
True, and read all day.
TJBM wishes they could go to the beach every day.
Mmm…no, I like the ocean but I’m a mountain/country girl.
TJBM has traveled to some exotic place in the last 5 years
Not sure if Ecuador counts as exotic, but I just got back from there…and within in the past 5 years I was in South Africa and that felt pretty exotic to me…
TJBM has a lot of Christmas-present-wrapping to do…
Nope, I’m all finished. I started Christmas shopping in October.
TJBM is giving coal as a present. ;D
Coal is hard to come by, anymore, so I had to settle for a bundle of sticks. ;)
TJBM is planning to have something special to eat New Years Eve.
True. O_o
vThat jelly blows me.
^^^ Huh? I think not, my award winning blow days are fading fast. lolol
TJBM calls their gardener and say’s ” I need a blow job”
Hard-ly! Is there such a thing as a weedener?
TJBM calls their hair stylist and says, “I need a blow job.”
Nope, don’t have a stylist. Long and natural.
TJBM is ready for the holidays to be over.
YES. Through 1–2-15, to date. Check with me again at that time. Maybe if I skip a year, it’ll renew my (BaaWaaaa!) enthusiasm for them..
TJBM woulda loved to have seen Patsy Cline perform live.
not really
TJBM wishes that he could smell the history.
okay
TJBM has been tested for a disease within the past month.
Smell the history? Huh? lol
I am disease free, but, yes, I did take an antibiotic for a sinus infection the beginning of this month.
TJBM is Typhoid Mary
No-pers, It is Tropical_Willie!
TJBM is already for a Holly Jolly ! !
If that’s anything like a “Jolly Rancher”:
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
Fill with Cranberry juice
Make it a double.
TJBM is thinking fondly of the old Calgon commercials. “Calgon, take…”
LOL…true. Calgon take me away. Oooh hot bath tonight.
TJBM went out for breakfast today and ate like a horse
Um. No. I’m just coming into (har har) dare I say colored (black) socks.
I’d never be able to sort the themes?
TJAM forgot to address TJB them.
True!
TJBM is planning a trip to another country next year.
I wish, but travel is not in my budget at this time. My last great trip was in 2010.
TJBM is sensitive to wood burning smoke and brush piles
More and more as I age. I find it particularly offensive indoors. We ate at the Crapper Barrel once while a fire was burning and I was miserable the whole time.
TJBM has always dreamed of owning their own island.
True, I’d love to become a recluse on an island as long as I have my creature comforts. lol
TJBM is gearing up to go forth
Just planning on going out and picking up a fifth. ( Not a forth ! ! ) ;>)
TJBM going to a New Years Eve event.
False. The last big New Years blowout I went to was in 2009. lol
TJBM will be in bed before midnight on New years
Not very likely. My teen daughter is hosting a (chaperoned) teen New Years Eve Party.
TJBM enjoys chaperoning teens.
Hell no! I paid my dues in the teen years, go away teens, come back in about 10 years when you are a person. lol
TJBM is done with kids, dogs and romantic relationships
Not yet, but it sure is tempting!
Just when TJBM thinks they understand their pet, the pet proves them wrong!
True! My 2 cats have adapted amazingly to indoor cats after being country cats forever. I was really worried, and while I know they miss the great outdoors they are doing really well. Me, not so much. haha
TJBM is tired tonight
It’s 10am here in the UK so not night yet but I am very tired as only managed to get three hours sleep last night due to the noise of the wind and rain!
TJBM has a Christmas Eve tradition. My brother and I go to the cinema every Christmas Eve. Tonight we are going to see Saving Mr Banks.
@Leanne1986 I saw that on Sunday, great movie, very entertaining!
True, having dinner and gifts and merry making
TJBM needs to go to the bathroom right now
nope
TJBM is seeing snow today.
False, sunny and in the low 60’s here in NorCal.
TJBM has been the the Redwoods in Northern CA.
Many times, but not in the last 15 years.
TJBM has seen a tidal bore. Reverse wave in a river.
False, but it sounds really cool.
TJBM is soooo tired but soldiering on Ho Ho Ho
not yet
TJBM has opened their presents.
Tomorrow morning, after breakfast.
TJBM remembers a funny story about Christmas day presents and will tell us.
I remember, but I don’t have time to tell. Maybe someday…
TJBM is waiting for Santa.
I’m waiting for Santa…waiting for him to sell the franchise to Walmart. I think he missed the boat, though…there’s probably 1,000 dot.coms with no discernible revenue stream that are worth more than Santa’s.
TJBM is anticipating getting a drunk on for New Years.
Nope. My NYE plans are decidedly (and intentionally) more mellow & involve little-to-no alcohol these days.
TJBM has had some pretty wild New Year’s Eves in the past..
Last wild New Year was 2009 when I had a date over and we got plastered in my hot tub. He was so limp no New Years action for me. lololol
TJBM has a hot tub
TMI? lol
False. Never thought I get enough use from one for the upkeep and expense.
TJBM is crafting a New Years Resolution.
True, 2014 will be better than 2013 however it happens. lol
TJBM has had a rough year
False. I coasted. No bills, no worries.
Sorry to rub that in.
TJBM is doing some day-after-Christmas shopping.
No, can’t think of anything worse!
TJBM has to return to work tomorrow.
At 5 AM
TJBM likes rubber duckies.
I don’t have a fondness for rubber duckies, personally, but I have a friend who does so they never pass by me unnoticed.
TJBM has a delicious, unique cookie recipe.
A couple, in fact. I quite like to bake.
TJBM is ready for an early bedtime tonight.
True, I’ll be in bed by 9:30 tonight fer sure. haha
TJBM is fer sure
Might make it by that time, but probably a bit later.
TJBM is a chocolate cookie fiend
True.. Oh man, I have all kinds of cookies, and candy, sugar death. lol
TJBM got the proverbial box of Sees candy
TJBM likes my little green parakeet
I liked it until it turned into a yellow-eyed owl!
TJBM has a little green parakeet.
Not anymore. lol I used to, his name was Guava.
TJBM votes for Owl over Parakeet for my new avatar
Loving the owl.
TJBM wants to wait for the new year to give this thread a new start, but has compassion for my long wait to see this far down the page, and will start the #51 today.
TRUE. It slows my computer down, too!
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