What if you were a fly on the wall?

bzzzzzzzzz…. BARF

(flies eat stuff by throwing it up and eating it over and over… gross & shocking!)

I’d just be sippin’ on chamomile
watchin’ boys and girls and their Sex appeal
With a stranger in my face who says he
Knows My mom
And went to my high school

I’d love to be a fly on the wall of angelina and brad’s bedroom.

I would love to have been a fly on the wall during the private meeting of Obama and Clinton

I would be back stage at a jonas brothers concert

The wall would be my place of death. My graveyard: the garbage. My coffin: a paper towel, crumpled.