How should I prank my boyfriend?

Tell him you are pregnant.

If you want to keep him, I wouldn’t prank him at all.

@ragingloli a girl in my high school did that to her boyfriend. He wasn’t her boyfriend for long after that.

@ragingloli That won’t work since I’m a virgin.
@downtide I already know he’s gonna prank me. And we have a weird relationship. We fight all the time but always seem to make up. I don’t think anything petty like a prank will break us up.

@50ShadesOfNope
It is a miracle! Jesus’ second coming!

Warn him all day long about the epic prank.
Wait until midnight.
Tell him that there was no prank.

Wax his pubic hair using luke warm cow dung & razor wire, should be a screaming success.

Have him catch you in bed with his best friend.

Wait… how old are you?

@downtide Some people can take a prank for what it is and not let it ruin their relationship. Apparently, some cannot. A prank can be fun and harmless, you know.

@Cupcake I like that. :) My husband and I haven’t done the April Fool’s Day thing since the year after we graduated from high school when he called and told me he lost his job – I was not amused – but it’d be fun to watch him squirm all day waiting for nothing. Evilllll.

Sort of like what @ragingloli except don’t tell him. Just act up all the signs. Make him figure out what the problem is. That would be epic!

Opposite to @Cupcake, I would over-promise that there will be no prank. Tell him so many times and in so many ways that he won’t believe you. And then follow through and don’t prank him.