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Which of these should I name if I had them, and what name should I name them?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) January 31st, 2014

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If I had any of the following items in my possession should I name any of them, and if so by what name should I name it?

• Hammer.
• Slab of bacon.
• Goldfish.
• Throw rug.
• Sewing kit
• Pair of Spanx
• Toadstool
• A jar of air.

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dxs's avatar

Name the bacon Tony.

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rojo's avatar

Thor
Heaven
bait
kitty litter
stitch, stich stitch.
Huggermugger
Alice
Priceless.

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Mimishu1995's avatar

Smurf’s long-time fan answer
Hot-heady
Fatty
Arrogy
Misery
Cary
Cooly
Warmy
Air-heady

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AshLeigh's avatar

AshLeigh is a nice name for a hammer.

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rojo's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr No. Mine is named Chuy.

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Cruiser's avatar

Steve is Universal….name them all Steve

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ccrow's avatar

^^ Or Darryl.

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rojo's avatar

@ccrow That is ok for most of them but if you did that the hammer should be named Larry.

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ccrow's avatar

Yes, @rojo, good point!

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Kardamom's avatar

Hammer (MC)
Slab of bacon (Sizzlypop)
Goldfish (Alistair)
Throw rug (Shaggy)
Sewing kit (Thready McThread)
Pair of Spanx (Manty Hose)
Toadstool (Schroom Rumour)
A jar of air (Skyler)

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