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What would you put in your profile to discourage unwanted messages, romantic overtures, or stalkers?
I suggested to one jelly that she write the following in her profile to discourage advances from male pests:
“I’m a happily married 90-year-old lesbian. I have AIDS and 100 cats.”
What would you write to discourage other jellies, annoying public figures, or celebrities?
E.g., what would you write to repel Donald Trump, Justin Beiber, Chucky Sheen, Fred Phelps, etc?
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