How many conspiracy theories do you subscribe to?

I’m interested in people who believe that the whole process of science is designed to destroy capitalism or disprove Christianity, or that 9/11 was orchestrated by George Bush, or others. If you believe in one of these global conspiracy theories, do you also believe in many others?

So, how many do you currently believe? And how do you view the ignorant, unwashed masses who do not believe the conspiracy?