Who wants to play TJBM (The Jelly Below Me) #56?

TJBM had no trouble finding this newest clone.

True….now, waiting to forever erase pt. 55. lol

TJBM is enjoying a stormy morning.

False. It is bright and sunny today. Still cold though.

TJBM loves jigsaw puzzles.

I used to. Now my daughter has taken up the torch.
TJBM is getting the shelter ready for tornado season. (tonight my daughter and I watch Twister. It is our seasonal reminder that it can be for real no matter how many warnings have been harmless in the past)

True. Ours is already ready.

TJBM has lost weight. (Wow, you look GREAT!)

Haha. Nope. I’ve gained, thankfully. Yay recovery!
TJBM is wondering why this is in general.

True, I just noticed.

TJBM has never been drunk.

Oh, so false!

TJBM thinks @AAshLeigh asks a very good question and @Yetanotheruser must explain themselves!

Haha…if you say so!

TJBM is going out with wet hair because, wth..it’s raining anyway.

No rain until tomorrow, but I might then. Maybe people will see my wet hair and feel sorry for me that I was caught in a downpour?
TJBM will salute the general, then GA @AshLeigh for calling “Attention on deck.” :-)

:)
TJBM is laughing.

No, because I’m binge-watching the series “Prison Break” on Netflix, and it’s good but not funny.
TJBM has never watched it.

True, I have never watched it.

TJBM likes women in prison films.

I like women anywhere! (Does TJAM mean “women-in-prison” films, or women in “prison-films”?

@Dutchess_III to err is human…and that’s all the explanation you get! LOL

TJBM likes men in prison films.

Ok, well, that was quick.

Time to start TJBM #57 I guess.

False. We just started this one.

TJBM is glad for a warm, dry house today.

If only if I get to stay in it.
TJBM is filthy, rotten, stinking rich.

Only one of those adjectives describes me.

TJBM is not convinced about climate change.

Somethings gotta change, that’s for sure, whether the fossil fuels are creating a greenhouse effect or not. Those fuels are going to run out some day so we HAVE to find alternate sources of energy NOW.

TJBM likes extra cheese.

Yes, but only if you have enough whine.

TJBM occasionally takes breaks from the TJBM game.

True..I just had an hour and half phone babble blowout with a friend and now, popping in before watching ” The Wolf of Wall street ” for the next 2 hours and 59 minutes. I’ll take a fluther intermission again at some point.

TJBM has seen “The Wolf of Wall street”.

TJBM thinks this should be in Social.

I reported this question so we’re carrying on while we await a mod’s attention to move it.

Nah..I’m a rule breaker….who cares, if no one complains.

TJBM didn’t even notice the category.

Nope, I had to go back and look. TJBM game in “general”??

TJBM doesn’t believe in conformity and likes to admit ‘they did it their way’.

Very true. I don’t speak sheep very well. Bah, or is that baaaaaa!

TJBM is splurging on something deelicious today. I have pistachio ice cream and extra shelled pistachios for a movie treat later. Oh my!

Getting my free pizza from Papa John’s today. My daughter has been curious about anchovies. Did you know they have a side order of anchovies available? $.50.
TJBM orders their pizza with anchovies anyway.
(Did anyone notice just how far back the discussion about general started?)

Yum, yum, YUM! Anchovies! Thin crust, anchovies, black olives and mushrooms! EXTRA CHEESE, PLEASE!

TJBM is hungry, but for what?

I am. For cereal.

TJBM is horny, but for whom?

Dunno. Somebody who likes it during a raging storm. (Nobody get ANY wrong ideas just because my answer has the word raging in it.)
TJBM gets excited by lightening.

I do. Had a great T-storm last night, maybe more tonight.

TJBM wants to invent something.

Yeah, that’d be nice. Don’t know what it would be, though.

TJBM has has a long day

Not really but I’ll be having a long night. Midnight shift work and all that.

TJBM functions well during the day but turns out to be freaky when they transition into their nocturnal mode.

If by “freaky” you mean exhausted and cranky — then yes.

TJBM imagines some people nekkid while riding the train.

I don’t ride a train. lol

TJBM has an aquarium.

Pretty true. My fish bowl!
TJBM is late for the show again

nope
TJBM is short for the month.

No, I’m short for the day.
TJBM is running out of months. :)

True, I’m down to my last 400 or so.

TJBM can guess what the origin of the word “lurve” is.

It’s a slang term for the word “love” popularized in the Woody Allen film “Annie Hall”, expressing something stronger than love.
Source.
TJBM does some research into Dr. J.

Wow! thanks for the link. No, I don’t know anything else about Dr. J. I do go back to very old questions though, to see some of the wonderful banter in years gone by, Some is very sad. Some is very silly. It is fun reading up on old very long threads. I wish I could start a very long thread.
TJBM would like to see a thread which gets everyone involved day after day for weeks.

I don’t know about that. It would have to be something that would hold my interest.

TJBM Has recently committed a crime

If breaking a law is committing a crime, yes.

TJBM is an outlaw.

Nope, but I am an inlaw.
Specifically a son-in-law.

TJBM sometimes wishes for a cavity search.

As the searcher

TJBM has smuggled thing in a cavity.

No.
TJBM has been in a cave.

Yes!!!!
I absolutely loved it
TJBM likes to take risk.

Well, the caving was somewhat risky but we did our best to minimize it.
TJBM had ice cream for breakfast today.

Not yet.
But that gives me an idea, Ice cream for breakfast it is
TJBM is in a relationship with their bed.

And I love it <3

TJBM spent two hours with their friend and had a wonderful time :) at the museum of ancient history! :D

Can two hours of dating my Mr. Right in dreamland count?
TJBM has a shocking dream.

Not recently, but awhile back I dreamed the hood of my car flew off. Why? I do not know. lol

TJBM wants their own island.

Sure do! And I’ll buy it when I finally have my 2½ million just lying around.

TJBM has an active, fertile imagination.

RIGHT NOW I’M PRINCESS PEACH GOTTEN CAPTURED BY A BUNCH OF POKEMONS AND WAITING FOR BATMAN TO COME SAVE ME IN SPACE!
TJBM is that dreamy.

I am. On another website, long ago and far away, I befriended a guy and we wound up in a HUGE battle to save The Land of Wis from the Power Rangers. It went on for weeks, just he and I, saving The Land. Eventually I found out he was only 16! Younger than my son! My name was DutchCat on that site. During this epic battle he knighted me “Dutchess,” spelling and all.

TJBM is sometimes astonished at the relationships they can have on the internet with people they would normally associate with at a totally different level in real life.

Never gave it much thought, I don’t really consider internet interactions to be “relationships”.

TJBM is having cheerios for breakfast.

Had. Cookie. Next.
TJBM is having a more interesting day than that.

Yeah. We’re under our first tornado watch of the season!!

TJBM feels like spring has really, truly, finally arrived.

Tilling my garden…Yes!

TJBM has indoor projects that have to be put off until after outdoor projects.

No. I have outdoor projects that have to be put off until after indoor projects.
TJBM thinks this is reeeeeeeeeeeealy badass!

Not bad, is Tara a transvestite? lol Girls gotta a manly jaw on her. hahaha

TJBM is a transvestite.

That’s not a transvestite, that’s a gay ~
And yes. I’m a transvestite in many way ~
TJBM takes a great interest in the opposite sex.

I take an interest in anyone that has a playful personality.

TJBM didn’t know “transvestite” is a passe term.

I admit it, I did not. I think the current flavor of the month (popular term) is ‘transgender’?

TJBM goes commando if the weather permits it. Or when they’re just in that kind of mood to do so.

Oh, @Bluefreedom how can you know me so well when we hardly know each other?
TJBM wonders how people stay up to all hours playing on the computer when they have to have a full 8 hours sleep each night.

@rojo. And how do you know me so well? =) I actually did have bad time management habits when I was younger in regards to hours wasted away playing on computers and game consoles and neglecting sleep and meals and my health.

TJBM is a little careless when they go clothes shopping and often buy too much of something or end up with too many ‘impulse purchases’.

Not possible, unless I went shopping with someone else’s money! LOL
TJBM will let me shop with their money so I can see what overspending is like. ;-)

HAH. Unemployed teenager, what’s up.
TJBM is unemployed.

No ma’am. I haven’t been unemployed for over 18 years now.

TJBM thinks that the welfare system in America is horribly broken and has been long overdue for vast improvements.

Yup. It’s a neccessity, but it needs a real overhaul.
TJBM would like to have creamy peanut butter to smear on their jelly. (chuckling like Igor)

PEANUT BUTTER!!!
TJBM has some food whose name can drive them crazy upon hearing.

Nahhh.
TJBM loves gummybears.

GUMMYBEARS!!!
TJBM desperately wants to eat!

Yes he does especially since he just finished up a 10 hour work shift. Breakfast in 5 minutes from now!

TJBM never buys a new car knowing that it loses 20% of its value the second it is driven off the dealer’s lot. .

No, last car I bought was a left-over from year before. It was a extremely limited edition and I paid $50 over retail for a same equipped used vehicle, one year old, with 16,000 miles on it. I was first to take a test drive ( 16 miles on odometer ).
TJBM “goes shopping” not “goes to buy”, get the best deal.

Sometimes just browsing the supermarket is a great pleasure.
TJBM is going shopping.

Metronome shopping, yes.

TJBM has a brilliant idea

Lots of them, but no capital to launch my idea rockets. lol

TJBM is a dreamer.

Yes. I derive pleasure from dreaming.
TJBM wishes their dream will someday comes true.

It will.

TJBM saw a real skeleton yesterday, yaaay

Yeah, I found a mouse skeleton in my compost pile.

TJBM has a skeleton in their closet.

Here :)
TJBM thinks my skeleton is cute :)

I don’t see a skeleton.

TJBM is fixin to eat English muffins with apple butter. Mmmmm.

No, I just had eggs, sausage and potatoes.

TJBM wishes they could give themselves a “Great Question”.

I never thought about it.
TJBM is half awake.

True.

TJBM is feelin’ punchy.

I’m feeling amused. I just looked at @Mimishu1995‘s skeleton above. Lurve you Mimishu.
TJBM has difficulty expressing affection for people.

Correct.
TJBM has a very large personal space bubble.

Yes and it gets all filled up with grandchildren!

TJBM finally saw @Mimishu1995‘s skeleton!

I saw it earlier. Best skeleton I’ve seen today!

TJBM has seen a Red Skelton.

Yep, one of my favorites in the slapstick dept.

TJBM would not know a Kaddiddlehopper from a Freeloader.

a what?
TJBM has many dashed dreams.

Many are the times I’ve found myself at the bottom of the chasm, picking up the shards of broken dreams, puzzling them back together to create greater, more powerful dreams.

TJBM is an optiist.

Sniff, wow, that was beautiful, man.
I think I am, in the big picture. Sometimes though, certain things seem so bleak optimism is difficult to improbable.
TJBM would never hijack me to Utah.

Not without your permission.

TJBM would give me permission to hijack them to Utah.

never.
TJBM would like to take me to Louisville.

Sure! If I could afford a trip right now, we’d go on the spot!
TJBM spontaneous.

…thinking…..
TJBM should probably check the balance in their checking account.

didn’t like it.
TJBM is looking for more money.

Looking forward to making more money anyway. Next month I’m due for promotion to Master Sergeant and that comes with a nice pay increase.

TJBM believes that America should revert back to the Gold standard as far as a marketable currency is concerned.

Nope, I think we should operate on the barter system again.

TJBM is embarrassed to go out tonight because of gas.

Tap, tap, tap @Coloma. I’m WAITING.

No, but..I was happily driving along today when my rear view mirror just fell off. haha
The screw or pin or whatever gave way. So now I have to drive around all weekend with a dangling mirror til I can take my car in Monday to my mechanic to fix it. Car weirdness….pffft!

TJBM has had a random car thing happen lately.

Thanks for waiting @ibstubro lol

I had the Explorer into the shop today to see if they could identify the OUTRAGEOUS ROAD NOISE HUM coming from the front driver’s side. Bad bearings. $275, maybe x 2.

I don’t think it was FUEL gas that was the problem! @Coloma

TJBM wishes they had some fresh cotton candy (or at least BeeHive hair!)

I was thinking about cotton candy today. A big portion of the fun is smelling the moist, warm sugar, and watching it spin and wind onto the stick. The best part is EATING IT!
TJBM is eating something right now, and has to wipe their fingers before they can say yes.

Not yet, but I am getting hungry…not sure what I’ll have yet. Have to finish my beer first. lol

TJBM loves peanut butter cookies.

Tap, tap, tap @Coloma. I’m WAITING.

@rojo So you’re saying your a windbag? lolol

I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER! Cookies, fudge, scooped up on a spoon, cupcakes, stirred into ice cream…. you name it.
TJBM wants some PB ice cream NOW!

No, because I had chocolate chip cookies.

TJBM is off to dreamland. zzzzz

It’s 8:20 here…
TJBM is not a morning person.

Really! I do most of my activities at night.
TJBM is TJBM :D

Almost (you’re off by one letter)- I’m TJBY. ;-)

TJBM has or has had a pet with a potentially longer lifespan than theirs.

Used to, a turtle. Too bad it died sooner than me due to ill caring :’(
RIP, Mr. err… <oh well, I haven’t come up with a name for it :p>
TJBM doesn’t have a name for their pet.

Yes I do. His name is Cyanide. He’s a nice guy.
TJBM thinks Cyanide is a nice guy.

Yup :p

TJBM thinks the word cyanide sounds beautiful.

I think the word plethora sounds beautiful.
TJBM likes to watch the sunrise.

Pffffft. I don’t get up that early.
TJBM wakes up at 9 AM every day.

I usually go to bed before 9 AM.

TJBM has a 6’ high poster of NSYNC welded to their bedroom ceiling.

No, my bedroom ceiling is all plain and clean!
TJBM is very clean.

nope, lazy
TJBM couldn’t be bothered.

Yes, at least right now.
TJBM is bothered by something.

I’m presently concerned about the lack of food in my stomach. Breakfast might be in order.

TJBM believes in the existence of ghosts & spirits although they haven’t actually seen any yet.

Nope. Not even a little.

TJBM watched Casper the Friendly Ghost as a kid.

True, but I’m a Coyote & Roadrunner fan.

TJBM weighs exactly 136 lbs.

Not sure, but…
TJBM knows how to change lb into kg.

Well, via the internets I can!

TJBM IS READY TO GO TO BREAKFAST NOW.

NO, I’M READY TO GO TO BED NOW!
TJBM wants to wish me a good night sleep.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!! No…wait….
TJBM is NOT on Kansas time zone.

If I was at Kansas time zone I would be ready for breakfast now :(
TJBM is zzzzzz yet again!

True…and….do you know that CA. has had more tornados than Kansas this year? One for us, zero for you, plus a 5.6 earthquake in LA last night.

TJBM has been in an earthqauke.

Yes, actually. Two of them. Right here in Kansas. And I have the cracks in the walls to prove it.

TJBM has been in a hurricane.

We’ll surpass you with tornadoes soon, I’m sure @Coloma! Prolly tomorrow.

Yeah, a leetle one. When I was Navy, on the east coast, our job where I worked was to take the smallcraft up a river to a low-set area during hurry canes to keep them safe. We anchored for the night during a hurry cane which wasn’t real big, and barely hit us. No big damage, some equipment got tossed off the pier. We had a big cleaning job facing us when we got back. It was fun, anchored out. It was like a campout with RVs, kinda. Some guys loaded lots of sack lunches on one of the boats. Once everyone was anchored, they came around in a lifeboat passing out food. Some of us used morse and signal flags to gossip from boat to boat.

@Mimishu1995 136 lb is 61.69 kg, my phone has an app for that.

TJBM has an app for all our problems.

Heh…I wish. I am appless in the Sierras. lol

TJBM is having spicey gumbo for lunch with Havarti cheese with caraway and french bread.

False, but I love Havarti!

TJBM was caught napping.

I wasn’t napping, I was writing my answer and then you decided to cut in front of me. I realize there’s nothing in the Fluther TOU that says one has to be polite, but it’s something I and I guess others try to practice.

Apparently @Brian1946 is still napping because he didn’t continue the thread. I was not napping as evidenced by me supplying an answer here.

TJBM gets confounded easily but recovers quickly on most occasions.

I’m either confused or complexed. I’ll get back to ya.

Or maybe I’m confounded.

TJBM is waiting for the Reader’s Digest version to find out what is going on.
Do you TJBM remember Reader’s Digest twenty page novels condensed from 400 pages?

Yes, I do.
Funny story, my ancient neighbor who is like 96 gives me magazines. She gave me a RD a few weeks ago and there was this story about the oldest horse in the U.S. he was born in 1948 and was supposedly 50. I paused and did the math and then went WTF! The horse would have been 66. Looked at the cover and it was a RD from 1998. hahahaha

TJBM has an ancient neighbor, over 90.

I just moved here in December, but so far I haven’t seen any elderly people. Parents, mostly.
TJBM wants to live to be 120 so they can tell everyone they lived so long because they ate a pinecone every day.

Fuck no! If I live that long it will be because I am too damn stubborn to die. lol

TJBM has a secret candy bar stashed away for that candy craving moment.

Dark Chocolate Bar 86% Cacao, but don’t tell anyone ! !
TJBM has a tornado watch in their area. WE do until 1 AM EDT.
One was sighted on the ground 18 miles west of us.

True, almost. We had a tornado last Weds. but they have lifted the warnings for the storm we have today. crazy in CA.

TJBM thinks the end is near.

Better not be I’m ready to win the “POWERBALL”!

TJBM has won more than $2000 one lottery ticket.

No. Only $25. Two people in CA. just split a 400 million win last week. Pffft!

TJBM buys lotto tickets.

Used to. One day when I was 10 one boy gave me a bunch of papers and told me that it could give me money. At that time I knew nothing about lottery so I quickly agreed to buy those “papers” from him. My parents then scolded me and I didn’t understand why :(
TJBM did something hilariously stupid in the past and would like to share now.

Yes, once. I did a hilariously stupid virgin. He said, “Will it hurt?” I said, “Well, shoot, if it doesn’t hurt a little bit it isn’t hardly worth the doing.” I was so right, yet I did it anyway. SNORT! chuckle.
TJBM wants to slide down a firehouse pole.

Dude. Yes.
TJBM is a fireman.

No, firegirl whatever you mean by “fire”
TJBM wants to commit a murder :D

If I’m going to be in your crime novel, I’d rather be the detective who gets plastic surgery and is unwittingly transformed into the identical twin of the murderer.

TJBM can count how many desktop icons they have on their screen.

@Brian1946 brilliant idea for a novel hah!
18!
TJBM thinks it’s too easy!

That depends on what “it” is. E.g., breathing is very easy for me, but I certainly don’t want it to be less easy.

TJBM will mention something that is too easy.

Distractions.

TJBM is easily distracted.

I don’t think so. Usually I WHAT!??! My fave tv station is going to run Welcome Back Kotter???!!!!!!!! I can’t wait. That was my favorite gosh I need a cigarette. I had smoking when I’m having sneeze attacks though. It hurts so much when I have a lungful and what the heck did that kid do now?

TJBM has a kid making lots of noise outside and it sounds like they’re being attacked but they just have a frisbee.

No, pretty quiet outside here, of course I live behind a cematary, dead people don’t make a lot of noise. lol

TJBM had a few too many last night. I need some mexican food with lots of hot salsa.

Depends on what you means by “a few too many”. Yes, I was quite busy last night trying to get rid of some crazy viruses and preparing for my class. My computer have been infected for 4 days now and still nothing much has improved, leaving me several days of unproductivity.
I’ve had enough of those viruses now!
TJBM would like to share something which is pissing them off.

That I can’t marry fictional characters. Even if it’s true love!
TJBM will tell us their favorite fictional character.

Too many to tell!
TJBM wants to marry a fictional character.

No, my real-life character wife would not approve.

TJBM has experienced fictional love.

Sometimes…
TJBM has never been in love.

Oh, quite the opposite! I’ve fallen in love many, many times. And then I married Prince Charming and we’ve lived happily ever after.

TJBM is an accomplished knitter/quilter/???

Sigh, no. I started learning both. My mother got tired of helping me learn any more. It got set aside, and never picked up again when I grew up.
TJBM wants to pick a mom to step in on the things their mom never did.

False. I parent myself, do not want or need anyone to cater to me.

TJBM is fiercely independent.

I always was. An accident in a crosswalk can change that forever.
sniff, sniff, choke
TJBM cut one!

Oops! Didn’t mean for it to be that loud!

TJBM thinks we would have no energy crisis if we could capture farts from humans and animals.

Well..I can think of a few blowhards that are sitting on untapped power for sure. lol

TJBM is a windbag.

Depends what I eat.

TJBM is a blowhard.

Depends on what I eat HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TJBM speaks Mandarin.

Depends on what I eat! HAHAHA!

THEM has a warped sense of humor.

I do, I do….humor is everything.

TJBM loves kettle Korn. pop, pop, pop

KETTLE KORN!
TJBM is that crazy :D

I am. lol

TJBM is a rare bird, has a hard time finding a flock to fly with.

Yes. I was born so rare that I just can’t find any similar breed anywhere or at least here
TJBM is so special :)

I am, and so are you Mimishu.

TJBM will ship me a Vietnamese water buffalo.

Collect & express. ($50,000 cash only collect) You can make chees if you want.

TJBM has made cheese at their house. We have done mozzarella and another soft cheese.

Not at my house, but, I had a neighbor that had dairy goats and we made goat cheese…meh…not too exciting really. lol

TJBM likes Havarti with caraway seeds cheese.

@Coloma I will ship you, only after I cut its horns, and if you have a water rice field :)

Yes. Anything new is really good ;)

TJBM is would like to tell a freaky experience :)

I was kidnapped a couple times. Freaky enough?
TJBM has kidnapped someone, and keeps them in basement.

I suppose you could call it kidnapping, except I didn’t go get anybody, they all came here. I didn’t trap or tie anyone until they went down into my basement. Mostly they are happy down there. I feed them twice a day, and on Christmas they get ice cream. They don’t mind dong the laundry so much, but I don’t think they like doing my pedicures.
TJBM is so embarrassed of their feet they would be afraid to get a pedicure.

I was, until last week. I was walking down the street, suddenly I was blindfolded, and a cloth containing a foul smell was placed upon my face. Everything went dark! When I came to, I was strapped to a chair, and I felt many tiny, hands, scrubbing, scraping, filing and clipping…I fell back to darkness, and came back to consciousness on a park bench not far from my home.

TJBM believes every word of the above story.

@Yetanotheruser Err, that’s the whole story?

TJBM want to celebrate April Fools!

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TJBM kjzxcj j dcj xg g dnhsdxl hxck fmcn srxci jxck v bsds.

No, ewioro gfndknr e rvvt vto oirtvoite e reovniot iornt g sjew o oieueo!
TJBM ksajfslklsj i elk odsp sda sdiofp e oe oe o epoepw!

?????????????
TJBM is in love but the person just found out that she likes him.

No, but seems like someone is in that situation :D
TJBM understands what @Jonesn4burgers and I were talking about earlier :D

Not a freakin clue!

TJBM has a job interview tomorrow!

Nope! But, I’ve got new skills! On the Hi, Jack thread, I learned how to do this:
// ( o Y o ) \\ Is that talent, or what?

TJBM has been to the Hi Jack thread.

Yeah! And I actually met Jack the Ripper in the flesh!
TJBM befriends with a murderer :D

Nope.
TJBM can’t wait to see her crush tonight.

Don’t have anything lined up.
TJBM has a tooth which points the wrong direction.

That’s right, my wisdom tooth! When it first grew it pointed me to a food store which it claimed to be the best. It finally turned out the good one was the one next to the one I went to >:(

TJBM wants to get rid of all of their teeth!

No. I like teeth. I collect teeth. I have teeth I’ve collectect from 37 other people.
TJBM can appreciate a dark side in other people.

Of course, because I have a dark side myself.
TJBM thinks I’m trying to spam (in many ways) when they look at this.

No, I think you’re just posting a link to an ad that I might find funny if I understood Vietnamese.

TJBM thinks this video portrays their life at home.

@Brian1946 Here is my translation for that video.
From the beginning to when the man loses his table:
– The crowd: Cops! Cops! Run!
From when the man loses his table to when he eats in a KFC restaurant:
– Young man’s voice: to avoid that situation, please choose Easy Menu at KFC and enjoy the best meals with only 15000 dong! Eat as much as you want without worrying about the price!_
When Mr. KFC’s head and the white letter appear:
<It’s just the Vietnamese translation for the KFC’s slogan. And I guess you already know what it is.>

I agree with that girl in your video in some way. Her first statement is somewhat true for my father :) The karaoke statement is 100% true for my high school classmate one day we went to a karaoke shop and one girl sang several songs continuously and didn’t let anyone to join her :( But her last statement is not true for my mom. She never gets my clothes. On the contrary, she sometimes give me her clothes :)

TJBM has some more videos describing their life like @Brian1946.‘s

A few….not many.

TJBM knows that @Mimishu1995 family likes to be nibbled by fish.

No, I did not know that, but it sounds intriguing.
TJBM would like to try the sensation of being nibbled by lots of fish.

I don’t need to, because I already did.
TJBM thinks being nibbled by fish can cause death.

Sometimes, if the fish are of a pirhana-like species

TJBM humans can sometimes be a pirhana-like species.

Don’t tell me I’m some kind of devil :?
TJBM thinks BIG!

Compared to what or whom?

TJBM likes a taste of winter in the springtime.

No. I like a taste of spring in the winter time.
TJBM doesn’t care about the seasons.

perhaps
TJBM is now deciding whether to have either rabbit stew or duck stew.

It’s breakfast time… Plus, I don’t like rabbit, and I’ve never tried duck.
TJBM has tried duck and will tell me how it is.

No, never! I hear it is stringy and greasy, ick, not to mention my obvious bias of eating anything with flappy feet.

TJBM still sleeps with a teddy bear.

I’ve slept with the same teddy bear for over 25 years. She does not snore, but sometimes she emits sweet sounds of slumber.

TJBM knows someone who emits “sweet sounds of slumber” when they sleep.

Yes. my cat and goose. Little squeeky goose snores and cat mumbling in deep sleep. haha

TJBM loves garlic bread!

Yes! especially when you chop the garlic into fine slices, and put it in the pan with the butter, then when the butter’s all melted, you brush it on the bread before placing the bread under the broiler. a little Parmesan and rosemary also add their own to the total flavor!

TJBM has their own variation on almost every recipe they use.

Quite a few, yes.

TJBM knows how to make an awesome cream of celery soup and will share it.

No. Ask my mom!
TJBM thinks of nothing.

Nothingness is my middle name.

TJBM thinks it is time to start #57 because this one is getting too long to manipulate.

Too long to manipulate? @rojo Always that sexual innuendo thing. lolol

TJBM will wake me up when we get to pt. 57

A distinct possibility, yes. I can be your ‘early warning system’.

TJBM admires the work ethic and talent that goes into making up an entire orchestral section.

Absolutely! I wish I was part of some amazing orchestra, but I can’t even whistle. lol

TJBM has a tummy ache.

No, that is just the result of too much alcohol this evening.
TJBM has shaved their genitals because an SO asked them too.

Yes and no. I manscape because it is hygienic and feels better after doing so but I don’t do it because my SO requested it.

TJBM has seen the Northern Lights (Aurora Borealis) at least once in their life.

No, unfortunately, not yet. I was in the wrong place (Homer) at the right time (Anchorage 2009).
TJBM won’t eat eggs because they come out “of a chickens butt”.

Poop is what comes from a chicken’s butt, and I don’t eat that. I eat eggs though. I had pet chickens when I was a kid. I had some bantams, and their eggs were huge! I got lots of double yolks in those. I also had a few Japanese hens. They were smaller, and laid little blue eggs. I used to hard boil them and take one to school for lunch each day.
TJBM has eaten eggs some color other than white.

Black eggs taste good!
TJBM is still eating breakfast.

False, still having coffee, only 7:41 on the west coast.

TJBM is annoyed at someone.

No. I’m annoyed at A WEBSITE!

FUCK YOU <some name> WEBSITE! WHY THE HELL DO YOU ASK ME TO WAIT FOR NOTIFICATION AFTER MY UPLOADED FILE IS 100% COMPLETE? I HAVE WAITED FOR 1 HOUR NOW AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED! GET MY FILE DONE RIGHT NOW!

TJBM is that pissed off.

No.

TJBM did two seconds of research to determine that the rumor of the Yellowstone volcano getting ready to erupt is FALSE.

I read about the 4.8 mag temblor at Jellystone, but not about a rumor asserting the imminence of a supervolcanic eruption of the caldera.

TJBM lives in the potential kill zone of the aforementioned eruption.

TJBM is getting angry!!!!!

@Mimishu1995….

just tired.
TJBM is ready to admit that the government is the enemy.

False. “We are those people that our parents warned us about.”

TJBM believes in quality over quantity.

I believe somewhere in between.

TJBM is waiting for their s/o to wake up so they can vacuum.

Vacume. I’m tired of it being all about “You, you” and I want to talk about “Me” for a change.

TJBM wants to share a bug swallowing tale.

One day a mosquito stood on my arm and swallowed my blood. I hit it and it died.

TJBM knows a way to calm me down a bit…

Sure. Go dunk your head in the toilet.

TJBM wants to share a tale about a time they swallowed a bug.

No. Keep your mouth shut when riding a motorcycle.
@Mimishu1995 go get naked and let the fish have their way with you.
TJBM is not being nibbled by several kinky fish, but they are…......

Kinky? Maybe at one time…or in fantasy…or…

TJBM is…

Kinky? Maybe at one time… or in fantasy…. or…..

I am contempt.
TJBM is beneath contempt.

False. I am reproach.

TJBM knows why really raunchy roaches readily reproduce.

no spray can kill them
TJBM will miss Letterman.

Naah, He may be retiring, but I don’t think he’s going away.

TJBM is looking forward to retirement.

I was forced into retirement. I’m hoping for rejuvination.
Hey @ibstubro thanks for making me above reproach! The change feels good!
TJBM is a prankster gangster, and proud of it.

Yep! I’ve actually been referred to as “the don of pranksta gangsta’s”.

TJBM wonders about…things.

of course.
TJBM is my secret sucker.

Um, no?

TJBM had a great week and feels pretty darn good!

Not really…
TJBM’s day sucks!

False,I had a good day and a great day promised for tomorrow. To the city for an ice hockey game.

TJBM has attended a live sporting event recently.

No. Don’t care for sport at all!
TJBM knows a way to keep fit without getting out of bed :D

A magician never reveals their secrets.
TJBM is a magicians assistant.

If you are a magician, @AshLeigh, I’m willing to be.
TJBM thinks I’m aiming at a dark purpose :D

It wouldn’t surprise me.
TJBM thinks TJAM is amusing.

Indeed I do. She cracks me up all the time.
TJBM has a crack, and it seems to be getting bigger. Maybe some glue?

Oh no! My tooth has a crack (due to candies overdose)! @Jonesn4burgers can you give me some glue to mend my tooth?
TJBM eats candies until their teeth crack :(

… That has never happened to me.
TJBM never goes to the dentist.

No. I never goes to the dentist. It’s my parents who take me to the dentist!
TJBM is forced to go to the dentist.

I’ve been lucky enough to find dentists that I go to willingly, it just takes their reminder calls to remind me to go.

TJBM can remember to go to the dentist on their own, and doesn’t need reminder calls.

No. I only remember those occasions when angry parents held a screaming @Mimishu1995‘s feet and dragged her to the dentist’s while she wildly clawed the ground with all her nails!

TJBM hopes those aren’t the early signs of @Adirondackwannabe’s leaving Fluther.

Don’t leave Adirondack! I still haven’t gotten to know you yet!

I do not fear @Adirondackwannabe leaving Fluther at this time.

TJBM has exciting plans for today!

Are you sure @ibstubro?
Yeah! Ask a shocking question here!
TJBM is shocked!

Surprised? Maybe. Amused? Perhaps. Shocked? Well maybe at one time, but I’ve been around on this blue marble too long to be really shocked about anything anymore.

TJBM is getting ready for the day.

oops!

Err, may I ask you a question @Yetanotheruser? Is it the early morning in America?

I was ready 20 hours ago.

TJBM still wants to sleep.

Yes. I could not sleep all night, my pain was too much. Now I am sooooo sleepy, and still in so much pain.
TJBM would massage my feet and get the feeling back for me if they were visiting right now.

If you wash them first, I might.
TJBM likes giving massages.

Yes. Thereis a sensuality in massage that can transcend sexuality.

TJBM likes receiving a massage.

Yes I do. And no, I’m not leaving.
TJBM is doing better today.

somewhat
TJBM wants an edible business card.

False. I do not want a business card from your hip pocket that I can eat, and I see no reason to give you a business card if you’re going to eat it.

TJBM wants a car with better gas mileage.

TJBY ^ wants A car, just so long as it runs.
TJBM runs.

Run! Run! Run!

TJBM’s life lights up on clicking on my link.

Like an acid flashback of a grade-school cartoon.

TJBM is more selfless than self-centered.

I’ll leave that up for others to decide, but really it depends on the person you ask.

TJBM has been on vacation recently.

No, but it seems that a jelly here needs to.

TJBM thinks they’re being trolled after watching this.

not watching.
This will be TJBM’s favorite song.

I won’t let me watch it.
TJBM writes every day.

I’m supposed to.
TJBM will read it when I’m finished.

Always and forever!

TJBM is doing outside-y things today.

Never. I’m writing all day.
TJBM is staying in their pajamas.

False. I rarely get to spend the day in my jelly jammies.

TJBM is indecisive.

No! well, sometimes, I guess. Yeahhhh, no, not really. Pretty much, probably.

TJBM is a fraud.

No, I’m pretty darned genuine. To a fault. But you know that!

TJBM has killed several flies with one swat before.

No. SEVERAL MOSQUITOES! (I just fucking hate mosquitoes)
TJBM wants every mosquito in the world to DIE!

Actually, one of the (few) good side effects of my medicine is that they don’t bother me anymore!

But, I still remember them and HATE THEM, so TJBM would like to do away with mosquitoes!

Yes, indeedy!

TJBM would like to know how @ibstubro‘s date went at the hockey game, and if he caught any flying teeth?!!!!!??????

@Jonesn4burgers I love it when you left the “person” out. Sometimes it’s better to leave what you really mean out :)
Yes, please @ibstubro!
TJBM has broken their teeth in a ridiculous way.

When I was two I was quite the climber. By the time I was three, my parents had to take the swings off my swingset because I liked to chimpanzee across the top bar, and the chains got tangled in my legs.
One time it rained for just days. Puddles grew toward each other and became ponds. I was a stir crazy four year old girl. I kept BEGGING to go out, I didn’t care about the rain. Finally, the rain stopped for more than ten minutees, and the sun came out. Mom said I could go out. I ran across the porch, and took a leap at my swingset. I meant to grab one leg about half up, then climb the rest of the way to the top. DUH-UH-UH-UH-UHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was all wet, I slid right down, pinched my tiny pink fingers on the crossbar, hit the edge of the porch with my little mouth. We had to wait quite a while for the bleeding to stop so we could find out I broke one front tooth, and knocked the other unfixably loose.

TJBM cared enough to read my whole answer, and flinched at the end.

I have finished reading your story, and almost hit my mouth on the screen when I read: DUH-UH-UH-UH-UHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was all wet, I slid right down, pinched my tiny pink fingers on the crossbar, hit the edge of the porch with my little mouth.

TJBM breaths the air of the characters in books to the point they get hurt :P

If the book is well written, and if I like the character. As a boy, I read Mark Twain’s Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, and I always ended up crying at the funeral scene.

TJBM is not a narcissist..

Nah, I don’t think so.
@Jonesn4burgers I didn’t flinch at all. I watched a hockey player take a puck square in the teeth. He lost 8 teeth, they found 4 of them.
TJBM has an idea where the other 4 teeth are.

Maybe they flew all the way to my country?
TJBM thinks what I said is feasible :p

Sure, why not! I’m believing in chupacabras, might as well believe everything is possible today! :-)

TJBM has appliances going berzerk, and doesn’t want to shop for new everything all at once.

Not any appliances of mine go wrong, but I still want shopping!
TJBM is a total shopaholic!

Nope. I hate to shop.

TJBM loves to shop for…CHOCOLATE!

CHOCOLATE!
TJBM will buy me a bar of CHOCOLATE!

buy? yes. for you? perhaps.
TJBM will dance to this song

No I won’t.
TJBM would do anything for some gummybears.

Anything?…Gummy bears are ok by me, but nothing that exciting.

TJBM would do anything for something…or someone.

No. I’ve already given up so much for so little. I’m getting old, and wanting less give and more take.
TJBM gives a little too freely of themself.

Usually, yes.

TJBM knows how to say no.

Absolutely. And I’m great at saying it without saying, the word “No”.

TJBM knew that there are 50,000 ghost towns in the US (per NPR).

No, but I know there are countless ghosts as well as made up gods in my country. And whenever there’s something people can’t explain, they put it down to: “It’s must be a ghost/god that did it!”
TJBM has enough time to count the number of ghosts in their region.

No, I’ll leave that to the ghost hunters.

TJBM thinks there must be something to paranormal activities.

Every minute of my life I’m more doubtful, as I have always been open to the idea, but never experienced paranormal activity.

TJBM sometimes feels like an extraterrestrial.

Yeah! I feel like I’m an alien!
TJBM feels like they have supernatural ability.

Of course. I am Spiderman.
TJBM is Carnage, and wants to fight me :D

Ohhhhh, not today. Maybe this weekend.

TJBM is glad things are warming up, but DAMN those allergies!

New Rope. Now find a freakin NECK on her!

I only suffer light allergies.

Spring is TJBM’s favorite time of the year.

Yes, with fall a close second.

TJBM is doing it outside today.

Nope. I’m doing it in the kitchen.

TJBM likes doing it in the bathroom best.

I’m not picky.
TJBM is doing it in the bedroom today.

I can’t help myself!

Oh, let’s do it!

TJBM has been bent over a hostess trolly.

I wish.
TJBM likes hostess trollies.

Not when I’m bent over them. That night in jail with Bubba was a long night. and the guy was big all over.
TJBM won’t ever break the law again.

False. I’m genetically hard-wired to break the speed limit.

TJBM has seen many shooting stars.

Yep.

TJBM is shooting the moon tonight.

Just give me a gun…
TJBM has an urge to use a gun.

No thank you. I don’t like guns.

TJBM knows how to play the game called “Spite & Malice”
Really, it’s a game, not a euphemism for any ill treatment of others.

No, I do not. But I would be interested in knowing? Can it be crafted into a Fluther question?

TJBM prefers waffles to pancakes.

I love pancakes, but I orgasm for waffles.
TJBM refuses to use anything less than maple syrup on either pancakes or waffles. Aunt what’s her name syrup tastes like ass. (That’s a symbeline quote)

@Symbeline’s quote? You don’t say.
And I’m not sure I understand…
TJBM wants a new TJBM now!

False. Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 500 responses.” is, well, tradition, on every incarnation of the question.

TJBM thinks maple waffles are sublime, but recommends Jiffy cornbread mix for the waffles.

I haven’t had maple waffles in a long time. They’re on the list for vacation.
@Mimishu1995 Careful how you phrase that. :)
TJBM has witnessed someone ordering egg beaters while they are on vacation.

Not something I have in mind right now…
TJBM thinks @ibstubro will forgive me for this.

@ibstubro will hold you to your own standards, @Mimishu1995.

TJBM has lived on a boat.

False. I only know people who lived on a boat.
TJBM has lived on the shore.

I have lived on shore, and boat at same time. When I was in the Navy I lived off the base some of the time, on base some of the time. All of the time I was required to spend nights living on my boat when I had “Duty nights”, and during hurricanes. It was my home away from home.
TJBM has a secret home they go to sometimes.

nope
TJBM is looking for new music

Not only new, but also innovative :)
TJBM likes weird things.

Sometimes. I think my tastes lean towards eclectic rather than weird per se..

TJBM would like to learn how to play a new instrument.

Yes. I would like to learn the piano, but I’m just don’t have a talent for music except for listening :p
TJBM has a talent for something.

True. I have a talent for being intuitive about another person’s needs. Positive feedback to new shoes, I;m known as the guy that noticed and provided. Creeps some out.

TJBM has eaten (or drank/en) a cranberry in the past week. :)

CHEER! (hope I picture it right)
TJBM is ignorant of culture…

This jelly loves culture. From different culture, to the arts, I dig right in. I had a client in today that was looking through my music collection. She said I had the most amazing collection of music she had ever seen. I also saw the Turner to Cezanne collection when it toured the US.
TJBM thinks culture comes from yogurt.

No, because it’s scientifically proven that culture comes from this.
TJBM thinks so too :)

Sure. You know me Mimi, you say it, I’l back you up.
TJBM faced danger today, and conquered.

Faced incoming danger, but not yet to conquered :/
TJBM thinks a bit danger in life is fun.

You bet!
TJBM likes to bet.

Used to, but seeing a friend losing money after a bet ruined my willpower.
TJBM has a hilariously traumatic memory.

I also have a traumatically hilarious memory.

TJBM likes playing with words.

<—Poet.
TJBM is also a poet.

Songwriter. Poet of sorts, I guess.

TJBM would like to share some of their poetry.

Sure.
“I think I’ve finally regrown the pieces he stole.
I’d like to press my lips to yours. Taste the breath I can only guess is sweet from across the table.
I remain here. Never erasing the distance.
You’ve left me with a trail of sweet smiles. And still I wonder of you will say yes.”
Not my best, but it was on the spot.

TJBM wants to go to a poetry slam.

Mmmmmm, more my daughter’s thing than mine these days.
TJBM likes to look for fun shapes in the clouds on a day like today.

Ahh, yes!

TJBM doesn’t like pulling weeds on a day like today.

What? A day has weeds growing on it?
TJBM knows which day has weeds growing on it.

Weednesday, obviously.
TJBM is planning their garden already.

Yup, tomorrow is the Master Gardener’s plant sale.

TJBM supports their local businesses.

How about supporting my money instead?
TJBM wants to be buried with their money

A guy was terminally ill and he decided to take his money with him.. He called in his three closest friends and told them of his plan. He drew out all of his cash and put it in three envelopes. He wanted them to throw in the envelopes when they buried him. He called in his friends, a doctor, a rabbi, and his pastor and gave them the envelopes. At the funeral they all threw them in. They went to the wake after. The Dr said he hated throwing in that much money, the pastor agreed, and the rabbi said I threw in a check for the full amount.
TJBM likes Snow Patrol.

I guess they’re OK.
TJBM can’t decide between chilli fries and poutine.

No need. I don’t like either :D
TJBM has reached the last page of the internet :D

Too Funny!
TJBM will please forgive my very long answer in the meet other jellies thread. (It was such a fun memory, I just couldn’t stop writing)

Not only did I forgive you, I also lurved you :D
TJBM sometimes mistakes a normal jelly for a spammer.

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a spammer on Fluther.

TJBM is addicted to something.

FILM NOIR!!!!!!!
TJBM is crazy about something (whatever crazy means here :D)...

All sorts of things.
TJBM is not crazy.

Subjectively or objectively?

TJBM thinks if you don’t like the weather wait five minutes.

Ssssshhhhh! It’s perfect, RIGHT NOW! I couln’t bear for it to, you know.
TJBM will be dancing tonight.

Right. I will be waltzing off to bed in about an hour.

TJBM has a surprising addition to mac and cheese.
I think sardines might be good. They’re great on grilled cheese.

BBQ pulled pork, in a grilled sandwich!

TJBM thinks anything that involves mac and cheese is a good thing.

I prefer windows…
TJBM uses windows.

I’ve often been told I make a better door than a window, if that counts.

TJBM has a craft project in the works.

Yeah, procrastination. I should be sewing beads on some clothes in pretty patterns, but I’ve been putting it off. Maybe after brunch.
TJBM is real good at finding excuses to put off doing stuff.

Yeah. Sort of. Because I hurt and I’m tired all the time and I’m waiting on my lab results as to why.

TJBM got a solid, GOOD night’s sleep last night, for the first time in eons. And I’ve gotten more done this morning than I have all week!

Not last night…
TJBM is sleepy even though they slept very well…

Not sleepy yet and worried I scared you last night. We okay?
TJBM sometimes plays too rough.

Yes, provided that people know what I’m getting at.
TJBM sometimes plays too soft :)

Many years ago, a lady friend, when saying goodbye, told me I was a truly gentle man.

TJBM knows a truly gentle man.

I do, in fact. I married him.

TJBM has been married for over 15 years.

I’ve never been married.
TJBM is a newlywed.

Not lately.
TJBM is tired of snow already, and didn’t need any reminders to come outta left field. :-(

Not really, it’s gone the next day!

TJBM just had 3 seasons in 36 hours.

How about 3 seasons in 3 hours?
TJBM is getting annoyed with the weather.

I have plants I started weeks ago dieing because it keeps freezing again. They need to be set out. I’M SO FRUSTRATED WITH THE WEATHER! I WANT TO PLANT MY VEGGIES AND FLOWERS!
TJBM sometimes just wants to scream.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!
TJBM knows how to control themselves.

Occasionally.
TJBM fights dragons.

I don’t like dragons. I prefer fighting crime!
TJBM has just fought with someone :D

Just called someone a butthead. Does that count?
TJBM is a butthead.

Yup, It fits.
TJBM was at the first Woodstock. ( I’m listening to Fogerty)

I was not. From what I’ve heard I would not have truly liked it; the mud the bathrooms, etc.
Music wise, I’d love to listen to a soundtrack!

TJBM has a Woodstock experience.

—yes but I’m waiting for @ibstubro— @Adirondackwannabe was there too!
TJBM is more confused then ever before.

I was still in single digits for age when Woodstock happened. I saw the cars headed through for the last Woodstock up in Rome. What a clusterfuck.
TJBM has seen the first Woodstock movie.

A movie with a lumberjack as a protagonist and involves a lot of wood?
TJBM has seen a ridiculous movie.

Kentucky Fried Movie. Look up Catholic High School Girls in Trouble, or “Go back, it’s a blow job”.
TJBM doesn’t know who Woody Allen is.

I actually wish I didn’t!

TJBM loves old movies.

Yep!. Even movies older than the old ones I saw in the theaters!

speaking of Woodstock, I was in Vietnam, wishing I was at Woodstock!

TJBM likes ridiculous movies.

Like those Korean dramas? No way!
TJBM likes Korean dramas.

Nope, but I do love Japanese dramas.

TJBM is a worrier. (Or “worrywart”, if you prefer)

Maybe, but not today.
TJBM is a carefreer.

No. I can’t seem to free my cares no matter how hard I try.

TJBM finally feels like it’s REALLY spring, at last!

Yes! In sitting on my porch in the sun, fluthering from my mobile! :)
TJBM doesn’t usually go in the sun, but it’s been a long winter.

I agree it’s been a long winter, but I find myself in the sun too often, working. Other times, though, I do seek out shade.

TJBM is sweating in the yard whilst listening to some beginner practicing “Up on the roof top, click, click, click, down through the chimney with Old St. Nick,” on an oboe.

I’m missing ONLY the oboe part.

TJBM has the city wide annual brush and tree limb pick-up on Friday.

I lack the city and I burn the brush. Waiting now for some rain so I can try to burn a fallen tree out of the ditch.

Nice new airheaded avatar, @Dutchess_III!

TJBM is having seafood for dinner tonight.

No, pesto pasta.

TJBM has got to get back to the garden.

What garden?
TJBM has just vented their anger on someone.

Not just now, but last night I did.

TJBM has been in every single TJBM thread from day 1.

I think I came in around 20-something. I can’t remember.
TJBM is probably a dragon.

Not always.

TJBM wishes they were a cow.

No but I wish I had a cow. my favourite animal.

TJBM received a box if chocolates today.

I haven’t. I might purchase some chocolate later though.
TJBM knows that chocolate is their one true love.

To true!
TJBM is watching a M*A*S*H marathon.

Muscular and skinny hobos’ marathon? Hey, that’s cool!
TJBM is watching something ridiculously extraordinary.

No, something beautifully ordinary…sunrise over Colorado’s eastern plains.

TJBM agrees that sunrise is best observed at the end of one’s day.

Not sure. Have never seen sunrire.
TJBM thinks this thread isn’t popular anymore :’(

False. It seems to me that 57 sucked the life out of this question, and then died it’s own death.

TJBM isn’t afraid to speak the truth.

I’m not.
TJBM would snuggle Jennifer Lawrence.