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If I bought a cactus, what should I name it?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) March 27th, 2014

If I bought a cactus, which I am not, what should I name it? Should I name it after the woman that gave us all a cupcake, but theirs were plain and mine has sprinkles, so I will believe she lives me; she also gave my shoulder a squeeze when she sat it down in front of me with a large smile, (all of the above totally fabricated)? Should I let her name it to gain brownie points with her? If any of that were true and I was to buy a cactus, what should I name it?

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picante's avatar

Joni Mitchell

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ragingloli's avatar

You should call it kyodai dirudo-kun

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kritiper's avatar

Ouchy. (Wait! Is it from the southwest? El Ouchy!)

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kritiper's avatar

@ragingloli Okay… Who is Kyodai Dirudo?

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rojo's avatar

Actually, his given name is Texensis. Tex is just a nickname.

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longgone's avatar

longgone?

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johnpowell's avatar

Ask a bag of chips for a suggestion.

johnpowell (17881points)“Great Answer” (3points) Flag as…
Juels's avatar

My little prick.

Juels (3793points)“Great Answer” (5points) Flag as…
pleiades's avatar

“Cooler”

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Berserker's avatar

Jo McViolence.

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tedibear's avatar

Pokey. And get him an eraser friend named Gumby.

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Berserker's avatar

Oooooh okay now I remember all that drama…ugh.

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gailcalled's avatar

Hyprickrisy Central;
(She lives you, yeah yeah yeah)

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talljasperman's avatar

I second Spike.

talljasperman (21924points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
Coloma's avatar

Ow

Needles

Stab

My little pricky. haha

Coloma (47193points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
creative1's avatar

Prickly Pete

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ucme's avatar

Dick…armoured Dick.

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dxs's avatar

If the cactus is a jerk, you can call him Prick.

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Kardamom's avatar

Cactus Jack.

Or Ron.

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