What are some names people would probably NEVER name their kids?

Schmegma (I’m sorry, It’s Friday and I’m punchy)

Egbert.

Mortimer.

Adolph

Apple
MoonUnit
Dweezle
Kal El

Mothra

Mulva

I’m punchy too @Adirondackwannabe. If recent discussions here are any indication, all of us are punchy! Must be spring.

Ulva.

@janbb Mulva! So true…

I heard about someone who wanted to name their daughter Placenta… They didn’t know what it meant.
I also know someone who thinks Gonorrhea is a pretty name… She does know what it means.

I guess it’s better than syphilis or herpes.

Latrine.

People are strange. I don’t think any name could be ruled out.

Lexy and Alexia sound like anorexia to me. Most people like those names.

MY SISTER’S NAME IS LEXY!!! She’s only a little anorexic, though.

@Dutchess_III – wasn’t Latrine the name of that crazy woman in Robin Hood: Men in Tights ?

^^^^
Latrine: Used to be Shithouse.
Prince John: It’s a good change.

@elbanditoroso
Ha, some even name their children Adolf Hitler

@Dutchess_III Seriously?

Yeah @elbanditoroso!

Yes, seriously, @JLeslie. She’s 5’ 10” and the last time I went shopping with her she wore a size 2. So yeah. Seriously.

@Dutchess_III I hope I didn’t upset you?

Clitorina
Vulva
Incontinentea
Labia

No! Not at all @JLeslie. I thought it was ironic that you linked the two things and my sister IS named Lexy and she IS somewhat anorexic! :D

LOLL!! Clitorina!

Fun fact: Harpo Marx’s real name was Adolph, and was later changed to Arthur.

Yes, @filmfann, and another fun fact is that properly pronounced, Chico is pronounced “Chick-o, ” not “Cheeko.” He was so nicknamed because he loved to chase the ladies.

If we’re talking film stars names, Marion (John Wayne) for a boy…really?

L.L Kool-Aid

I’m surprised no one has said Barney.

LOL.L @johnpowell :D

or Bam Bam @rockfan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Crabtree
What a name, especially for a “wrestler”

I can’t stand names like Sunny or Rayne/Raine or Stormy. They just annoy me. My brother-in-law once dated a girl named Stormy whose sister’s name was Sunny. I’ve never met their parents, but I’m pretty sure I hate them anyway.

The old hippies.

Name, and Present.

Propecia

or the punch line to the old joke
La-A

pronounced “LaDasha” because….The dash don’t be silent.

Miley – oh wait!

gbrgs or eoino

Spanky, Buckwheat or Alfalfa.

@ucme A friend who teaches English As a Second Language once had a Russian student called Vladimir, he introduced himself to the class and added “but you can call me vulva”, my friend then explained to him why that might not be such a good idea.

Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub….

@cheebdragon Why not? Those are all cool.

Shithead

@Adagio At least it wasn’t a class for the hard of hearing, he’d be very good at lip reading.

@dxs Too late! I’ve named all of my kids that one at one point or another! And Dumbass.

Dumbsh*t, spelled exactly as I have written it, with the symbol.

I knew a kid named Dallas William swallows….or Dallas will swallow….either way I think his mom must have hated him. Poor kid.

I know someone who, when she got married, hyphenated her name and now she is Crosswhite-Peeples.

I think this is odd anyway