What are 8 ways of getting freaky with a book of postage stamps?

Disclaimer Not I or anyone I know has thoughts of getting freaky or having sex with a book of postage stasmps. This is pure fun question of fluff that satisfies a need. Answer it, don’t answer it, bypass answer it and talk about poodles, golf, origami, whatever; enjoy

The postage stamps can be self-stick or the ones you have to lick, I don’t really care.