I'm leaving Fluther. Care to bid me goodbye?

Whoa, I rose to this one in a flash. GQ.

Why are ya leaving?

WHAT? THIS QUESTION ISN’T IN THE FOOLISH JELLY SECTION!

Nooooooooooooooo! Why do you leave @janbb? :’( I haven’t got to know you better!

Yes, yes…..Please don’t leave us. I will be left all alone.

@janbb I apologize for making this situation so awful. I promise to be better behaved. Please don’t leave just because of me.

@filmfann WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO @janbb? I’LL KILL YOU! ~

Just kidding. @janbb please tell us why you leave! Something need to be resolved!

Is this an April Fools joke, @janbb?

Given the consummation of your relationship with The Donald, I can understand your decision.

@janbb Please tell us you’re just screwing with us, or I’m going to be real pissed. And when that happens I pee in the tidepool and all the jellies get mad at me.

Psht. Never liked you anyway.
I’m 95% sure she’s kidding. So am I. Lurve you, @janbb…

@janbb I’m sorry you are thinking of leaving Fluther. Please share with us what you don’t like and maybe it can be fixed. I’ll surely miss ya.

Okay…one of the tags is “fools”. I never remember to read those.

So your reason to leave is to make us feel foolish huh? ~

@janbb Have you been eating Wannabe’s Anchovy pizza (agent for @Mimishu1995) and washing it down with a double of buttermilk? ?

Oh no, another penguin rant on global warming. For the last time, fluther is not an ice floe. It’s a nice flow.

OK apparently time for another dream interpretation. The fact that you want to leave tells me you secretly want to take off and join the circus as a Justin Bieber look alike. Due to your striking resemblance, I think you should take off and follow your dream. Bon Voyage @janbb

Who you callin’ a fool @janbb?

(: Happy April Fools’ Day! :)

This better be a joke penguin, else I shall make my way to your ice flow and make sweet, sweet lure to you until you relent and return.

@cookieman You just ensured that it is not a joke. :-)

@janbb: Perfect. Best get baking bird. This here cookie be hungry after penguin-lurve.

@cookieman I’m leaving work and rushing home to bake up some cookies for the cookieman!

@janbb: Exxxxxxcccceeeellllleeennnnnnnnnnnttttt

Whar y’all a-goin’?

It is April Fool’s people….you are actually falling for this?

LOL

So…. @janbb is not leaving?? got to cancel the cake and male strippers for the going away party.

Naaah! We can still have the party. Just bring some female srtippers along.

@Cruiser Someone mention flippers??

@janbb Dang spoiled the last surprise I had planned for your goodbye party!

They are bringing “grippers”, a horde of mega rich men for the women to pick whom to glom onto to lighten their bank accounts.

@Hypocrisy_Central You’ll never change, will you?

If it had been real, my major disappointment would have been your use of an attention trolling question like this one.

It goes completely against the Penguin grain.

True.

Good luck.

Come back if you need us The world is a tough place.

@jaytkay Holy Hannah! Seriously scary! I guess I’m staying!!!

But this makes me think of joining my brethren.

They look like levitating yogis to me :)

So long, farewell

Is the penguin back yet ? ?

She is here. April Fool’s!

Just to be clear, the next time you ask for a picture of my cookies, please specify that you want pictures of actual cookies!

@filmfann But – it wasn’t your cookies I wanted! :-)

Why are you retiring? Are you bored of the Mansion, are you fed up with something?

Can we do anything to convince you to stay?

If you read the thread and think about what day yesterday was, you’ll get it. Thanks.

LATE COMERS, it was a joke, c’mon people, the Day, April Fool’s, @janbb announcing a departure; a well-liked Jelly…..you do not have to be near MENSA quality to see through that like a saucer-sized ink spot on a white shirt.