If you pick your nose, what do you do with the booger?

I collect them. I keep my boogers in a pillbox during the day, then I mount them in my display, grouped by color, size and shape. It’s interesting to see how they change during the year depending on the pollen in the air.

Wipe it one a kleenex.
Flick it out the window.
Wipe it on the inside bottom of my jeans.
Put it in an unused packet of my pants.

In that order.

Ren and Stempy, @Adirondackwannabe?

I have a good friend that I swear EATS his. I had a question here on the best way to make him STOP IT.

Bill Cosby on his show: “There’s nothing wrong with picking your nose. Everyone does it. What’s wrong is picking your nose in front of other people!”

@Adirondackwannabe I see a museum installation in your future.

Eat it, what else? Full of protein. Sometimes even has a little moisture which helps slake my thirst.

Recycling it its peak.

@GloPro To be honest my first thought was eww gross..

@Adirondackwannabe, and @elbanditoroso, eeewwwwwwww! I may fear attack of the cookieman,~ but at least I’m a tasty m&m!

@Jonesn4burgers LMAO You and Glo are on a real roll. Keep it up. And how do you know my boogers aren’t tasty? Eww again. Oh crap, what if I want to eat you?

@Adirondackwannabe I went to a contemporary art museum in NYC one time and there was this pillar with a plexiglass cube on top of it. There was a sewing needle erect in the middle. People went by and examined the needle thoroughly, trying to figure out what it was. According to the placard it was a minuscule piece of shit from the artist, perched on the tip. Your boogers blow that away.

Before I got my new car I would wipe the booger under the driver’s seat. So gross, I know. I haven’t carried that habit to the new car, though.

@GloPro Are you shitting me? That’s art? I saw the Turner to Cezanne exhibit, Winslow Homer, That guy’s grandama (?) and that’s art to me. My buggers blow away a piece of shit. I need to get busy and snotty. Oh yeah, the women will be beating down my door. :)

Well if they do then I can suggest another artistic form of expression.
The rest of the guy’s exhibit was pretty cool, actually. He was OCD and would do crazy things like write every word in the dictionary on one 5×7 index card. So tiny.

Some times artists see things through such a different view that OCD is the least of their problems. The needle I don’t get, but he might have had some interesting pieces.

I put in a Kleenex box… after midnight i flick on the carpet.

TMI…Gag! lol

Mail them to my congressman.
one at a time

If. If. IF.
Cleaning the Hall. Digging for Gold. Etc., etc.
Everyone, and I mean everyone does it. Some are slyer than others!

Feed my fish :p

DIY home repairs.
@Adirondackwannabe, hmmmmmmmm.

@Jonesn4burgers Don’t keep my going tonight. I’m out of control.

Oooooooooooooooooo baybeh! East past the soul food cafe about half, ¾ mile. I’ll leave on the porch light! :-O

Don’t fucking tempt me.

Wipe it on that fuzzy dufflebag.

I perform experiments on them.

@Symbeline Do they float? Are they good conductors of electricity? Just a couple of immediate questions if I were to experiment.

Oh yeah, they float…we all float down here…ahem.

And they are great electrical conduits. This is how I give them life. I’m working on them being obedient, because so far, all the boogers do is lounge around, chilling out. I’m trying to teach them kung fu, but they won’t listen to me. Need to revise my theories…

Sometimes you two scare me.

:D

We don’t scare you… IT scares you. Great reference.

Well, they float, and if you give them a good Farmer’s Blow, they fly. That’s a pretty good start. I’m going to go try to light one on fire. They might be handy in an emergency. How did you keep from freezing to death? Oh, you know. The booger burn.

IT makes me a little nervous. I like clowns, but you two scare me. :)

I love IT. The creature is called a ’‘glamour’’ or a ’‘fortuna’’, and actually…there are more than one. The one in the movie is, as well, very young. There are more which are much more ancient and powerful than that one.
What they do is travel from their world to find other worlds, then they sit there for centuries, creating fear in people, and then it feeds from that fear. They’re a bit like the Cthulhu from Lovecraft’s work.

..sorry…

@Symbeline I liked how they enjoyed terrorizing the crap out of their victims so they would taste better. That is a mean SOB.

Well they are sadists lol.

It may seem off topic, but not neccessarily so. On my new activity list, this thread comes up directly before the “What do you eat for Easter” thread. Seems, each time I see them there, the one is answering the other.