Can we play the blind date game?

Ghetto pet shop owner

or…

a waffle house waitress

Waffle house waitress.
WYRHBLDW a mafioso or Jack the Ripper?

A rip-off of WYR, with more limited choice :(

I would look great on the arm of a mafioso, versus having just my arm taken on a date.

A bloviating democrat or a gun-toting republican?

Gun-toting republican! It looks better when two gun-toting maniacs stand next to each other.
WYRHBLDW a bear or a hunter?

A bear.

An arrogant genius or a humble fool?

Humble fool.

A fish or a fisherman?

Fish

A politician or a hooker

Neither. I want the choice you jumped in on.

I will return the favor and ignore you. Here is the answer I was writing.
Fisherman, unless the fish is a jelly with hot tenacles for me….. oooo baby!
Sailor, or UPS delivery person?

Sailor.
Someone with a lot of money or a lot of gold?

Gold. (unless it’s in his mouth)
Big, or little?

Big.
or
Getto Pet Shop owner who used to be Chuck Norris stand in stunt man?

(@RealEyesRealizeRealLies, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

The latter.
Bin Laden or Al Capone?

Al Capone

Santa Claus or Jesus

Santa Claus. He gives me presents!
A tomboy or a normal girl?

A tomboy. They can take me out on a date that involves jumping fences and kicking things. FUCK candle lit dinners.

Someone who can’t see, or someone who can’t speak?

Someone who can’t speak. Guiding a blind is too tiring.
A zombie or a Viking.

A Viking. They have cool beards, and they travel. They could take me places. And show me how to use swords. Against zombies. And hammers.

Legolas, or Gimli?

Legolas. Or at least his bitchin sister.

Raquel Welch or Ruth Buzzi?

The first one, who ever that is, but 20 years earlier.
Angela Merkel, or Margaret Thatcher?

Neither.
A cheese or a sausage?

Sausage. With cheese, if possible.

Knight or druid.

Knight. He’ll wield the sword, and I’ll fire my gun! And the druid will never let me do that.
A monk or a druid?

A druid. For the dragon is everything, and it is everywhere.

Carpenter or sailor?

Sailor.
@Symbeline or @Mimishu1995?

Cmon! No one’s gonna fuckin pick me.

Dracula or Edward?

Dracula!
Frankestein or the monster?

Neither.
Pikachu or Ash Ketchum?

Pikachu Hey, I like yellow!

Carol Burnett or Lucille Ball

Lucille Ball

Jörmungandr

or…

Cthulhu

Cthulhu, tentacles down.
Al Bundy or Harry S. Plinkett?

Neither.
Mary Shelley or Bram Stoker?

Neither.
Sponge Bob, or the beast from Beauty and the Beast.

Sponge Bob.
@ragingloli or @Mimishu1995?

@ragingloli

Sorry @Mimishu1995 you are young enough to be my daughter.

Hillary Clinton

or…..

Jeb Bush

Neither!
Hitler or Obama?

Neither!

Bill Gates

or…

Steve Jobs

Gates.
Hillary or Sarah P?

Sarah, I’d totally hit that crazy…

Ups driver

or…

Fedex driver

UPS gals in brown are hot

girl eating jellies donuts or girl eating lobster

Hmmm… depends upon if they’re sharing.

Girl eating jelly coated lobster

vs

Professor Xavier

Girl eating jellies covered lobster, natch’.

X-Men’s Storm or Wonder Woman

Storm. She has cool eyes. And a black super hero woman; booya.

Xena or Gabrielle?

Xena. X names are too cool

Xandra or Aphrodite

Xandra. Same reason.

If humans were not available; an android, or a 3D illusion?

The hologram. Much more flexible, in more ways than one.
Thor or Unas (stargate)?

Both! Never dated a guy or an alien so if I am gonna go that way may as well go ALL the way!

Jay Leno or Brad Pitt

Jay Leno. Hmm, that big…chin.

Otis or Baby?

@Symbeline I would have picked Jay Leno too because he would undoubtedly pick you up in a way cooler car than Brad Pitt.

I will choose Baby as I have no clue who Baby is and it is after all a blind date so I will be surprised either way.

Hilary Clinton or Putin

@Cruiser I wouldn’t say I’m a huge fan of Leno, but I find myself watching the show here and there, and I like the guy. :) oh so you chose Baby…well yes, you’re in for a surprise!

I guess Putin. Have to go for some of that Russian voddie yeah. yeah I just want to go to Russia

500 BC

A Gaul warrior, or a Roman general?

Gaul Warrior, I like a little fight over just depravity

Albert Wesker

or

Hunter “Grendel” Rose?

Grendel {gotta love an assassin}

Sandra Bullock from Gravity or Sandra Bullock from Miss Congeniality

Miss Congeniality in ZERO Gravity…

vs

R2D2 & C3P0 double team and well grounded.

The robots. Who knows what toys they have in store.
Tentacle monster or Man Eating Pitcher Plant?

The plant. Vore is cool.

Will Smith or George Carlin?

Will Smith. I bet he has a big cock.
Species 8472 or a Xenomorph?

A xenomorph. Imagine what it could do with that sub mouth.

A person who thinks they are a dog, or a dog that talks?

A dog.
a zombie, or a lich?

The lich. Far more powerful making it far more interesting

Betty Boop or Ecchi Anime Babes

Betty Boop

Huck Finn

or

Tom Sawyer

Tom Sawyer {I would go out with Mickey Rooney!}

7 of 9 [from one of those Star Trek spinoffs] or Katee Sackhoff [Battlestar Galactica]

Neither.
Mouse or rat?

neither

sufi dancer or ballroom dancer

Ballroom dancer.

cowboy (real, not silk shirt bar bum)
surfer

Cowboy. His colt and my machine gun are a perfect match!
Chocolate or cheese.

Cheese. Cuz grilled cheese.

A guy with a vagina, or a girl with a penis?

man-gina

Zombie or Hillary?

Zombie, that’s an easy one.

A hopeless alcoholic or a raging junky?

raging junky.

raging junky or ragingloli?

Well I am a dog, so I’ll pick ragingloli.

A giant happy pillow, or a big flying blanket of hope?

Giant happy pillow. Right now I can only think of going to bed…
Snow or rain?

Rain!

The Mailman
or
The Pool Boy

neither

Madame Curie or Madame Butterfly

Curie. She glows in the dark. The other one looks like an assassin.
Chris Christie or John McCain?

neither seriously haha

Aniemo or Yosuga

Neither.
John Kerry or Bush?

Push push in the bush

Aretha Franklin or Sammy Davis Jr.

Both!

John Goodman or Steve Buscemi?

Steve Buscemi {Gottal love those teeth!}

Mother Theresa or Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

Elvira. Theresa was a horrible person, and old and wrinkly, too.
Adolf Hitler or George W Bush?

George W Bush. Stupid people are much more easily controlled than insane ones.

Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor or Brad Pitt?

neither

Angeline Jolie or Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt.
Constable Odo, or the Tar Monster?

Odo {he could change into Major Kira or 7 of 9 for me!!!!}!!!

Alexander Siddig or Terry Farrell

(You have to pick one @Dan_Lyons)

Well, in your post above you listed one guy and one girl so my only option is Alexander Siddig, who ever that is.

Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor or Johnny Depp.

Johnnie Depp {she’s cute}

Try google. Put in names click the magnifying glass. You will learn who the people are and even see their picture.

Bill Gates or Marissa Mayer

I did, Dan. That’s how I learned was was male and one was female. They’re both actors. Have no idea what they’re like though.
There is no such female named ‘Johnnie Depp.’

Well, once again, as a straight female, I have to go with Bill Gates.

Kurt Russell or Marvin Gaye.

Marvin Gaye {cause he’s so gaye}

Hey, I’m straight too. Lighten up. It’s only a movie.

Cameron Diaz or Nick Nolte

Nick Nolte

Tin Man or Scarecrow?

Tin man

Marilyn Monroe

Or…

Anna Nicole

Anna Nicole, there’s still flesh on that one

Sarina Valentina

or

Buck Angel