Do you dance?

Only when I drink and I haven’t drank for 25 years.

I. Do. Not. Dance.

Are your bodies stiff and uncoordinated? That is sad.

I think I dance. I’m not sure what others call it.

^^Oh gosh. I never even watched Seinfeld and I remember how funny I thought that was.
If you consider flailing my limbs around as “dancing”, then yes.

Only in the privacy of my own home.

Never disco danced, barf. I am a good dancer, especially slow dancing. Otherwise I just relax and get into it if I have a good partner.

@Adorondackwannabe So you’re an amazing swayer? I can still hear my teachers now: keep space for the Holy Ghost between you…

@GloPro Never took you for a prude. :) Fuck no, you better be grinding on me. Once we get comfortable with each other.

I took tap dancing lessons as a kid. Never followed up on it, but I still remember most of it. Not very impressive without the right shoes, or flooring though.
Otherwise, nah. I don’t dance…well I do, in my apartment, when no one is looking.

@Symbeline Hey my offer to go dancing with you if you come down to the states still stands.

I’ll take you up on that offer if we ever meet. :)

@Symbeline I would really like that. Let’s keep that in mind. :) That really did make me smile.

Yes.

I met my husband at a dance club. We rarely go out dancing anymore, but when we do, or are at a party with dancing, we still easily can dance for an hour straight. Love it. I miss that we don’t go out dancing more often.

I Zumba a few times a week.

When I was very young I took ballet, and I took it again as an adult when I was in my 30’s. I still would take it if it wasn’t so expensive where I live.

Frequently and with abandon. Just tonight, my son and I turned up the song, ‘Happy’ and danced like crazies in the kitchen. I don’t care what I look like. Dancing is like laughing for me, an expression of joy and happiness.

I can dance a little sidestep.

I can slowdance, in that all 4 feet don’t really leave the ground, and, politely, your bumps don’t bump.

@cazzie‘s answer makes me sad. I always wished I had that abandon.

<<<< Can’t touch this.

That’s frickin’ awesome @ibstubro. What movie is that from?

^^^ “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.” Charles Durning doing the Governor Side-Step. ^^^

Yes. I love dancing. I don’t do it as much as I use to, but I still love it. I’ve done all types of dancing over the years. Ballroom dancing is my favorite. I haven’t done that in over a decade though.

NO! A Mafioso doesn’t have time to dance. Why waste time doing something so worthless while I can do more productive things like blackmailing, robbing, murder…? ~

[Serious answer:] I don’t dance, and I’m nowhere into it. I think my body is born not for dancing. Whenever I dance I move so akwardly. I can never copy ant dance moves! I just don’t know why…

Yes—I think it’s a parental requirement!

My 20-month-old will drop whatever he’s doing, climb on the couch and shake his booty whenever I put on Happy or Everything Is Awesome.

My four-year-old and I have dance-offs. She usually wins. I can’t keep up with her moves. She likes to watch break-dancing videos on youtube. I’m not that flexi-strong anymore!

I dance—all the time. Love, love to dance.

Can’t hear a note though. Still love to dance! I have a strong sense of rhythm and internal music.

When I lost my hearing as toddler, I also lost my sense of balance. My mother put me in dancing school to retrain my balance awareness. That led to 12 years as a dancer. I also frequented dance clubs in college. I trained for two weeks with Pilobolus – they were my dream company. I then coached a cheer-dance team for 6 years.

Sound is not a pre-requisite to having a sense of rhythm. How many people who can hear have no rhythm?

I don’t dance. I’d rather go hiking.

I move in rhythm with music, but it doesn’t qualify as dancing.

Yes…I love to dance as dancing elevates being with the woman you fancy to a whole other level.

Not really but I try to fake it now and then to please my wife.

Only when being pestered by wasps or to warn off Jehovas Witnessesssesssssessss from my door.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies as @Dan_Lyons said, “Best Little Whorehouse”, one of my favorite movies with an outstanding cast and amazing score. I used to make it a point to watch “Whorehouse” at least once a year. Oddly or not, it’s one of the anchors in my life, One of my “joys”. “Rocky Horror”. Gilda Radnor. “Green Acres”. “Beetlejuice” I don’t hold as tight to the wistful as I do the joyful, and I experience them all less deeply as I age.

:)

I was good at it when I used to go out more, but stress in life these days has rendered my fun time short over the past several years. I used to love grinding.

When I was younger I loved to dance. Now I dance only in my mind.

Can’t do it. Don’t have that gene.

I have ‘danced’ in my chair, here at the ‘puter many, many times!

^^^^ I met a girl at a bar in Hollywood called j. sloans. We seat danced all night {me in the chair and she in my lap}.
It was a great whirlwind courtship. What a great way to meet someone.

Sounds like a ball, @Dan_Lyons, but I hope you weren’t blue the next day,

She didm’t make me blue for a few months @ibstubro

Nice dance, then, @Dan_Lyons !