Would you like to post some Saturday Night humor?

I’m still laughing. That little guy just punched Johnny on the mouth!

Mork vs. the Necrotons

This cracks me up every time. Proof that laughter is contagious. Enjoy!

An infinitel number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first says, “I’ll have a beer.”
The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.”
The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” The barman pulls out just two beers.
The mathematicians start whining.

The bartender says, “Come on, guys. Know your limits.”

@Dan_Lyons OMG! Mork & Mindy..super blast from the past.
@GloPro Hahahahaha…..very good!
@gailcalled LOL

Turtocalypse Now

Snakes Wearing Hats

Adventure Kitty

Family Fued; Something you pass around?

Breaking Bad Jr. (spoilers up to s4)

Breaking Bad Musical (spoilers up to s4)

Wolverine: The Musical

…Or Sunday morning humor?

@El_Cadejo Haha..I think my cat needs the tiny machete and all weather ball of yarn from REI Adventure Kitten gear. lol

Today I told someone “I’m going to write on my résumé that I’m a heterophobic bitch.”
Does that count?

The maybe this will count too.

From the conversation I had with my friend this morning.
Me: why does life have to be so difficult?
Her: because it can’t be easy :P

And the origin of that bizarre conversation:

Some time earlier
Her (complaining about her skirt): why is it so short?
Me: because it can’t be long :P

That was obviously for the fall collection @GloPro.

poor thing

Hi, I’m a Marvel… and I’m a DC

Goblin’ Bloggin

This, that, and the other

Stupid commercial

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies That was the best pun I’ve heard all year. Kudos, sir.

Are we the baddies?

The Melty Man

@Mimishu1995 How about this Thai fertilizer commercial ? :P

—@Mimishu1995 No wonder Thai economy is so good.
At least they got a toothpick or three out of that log!—

The people you should feel most sorry for on 9/11 are the people in the second tower.
When the first plane hit, they were all like “Whew, dodged a bullet there, right?”

Theres been a lot of talk about genetic engineering I was wondering, is it wrong to breed piglets specifically for the purposes of weaning paedophiles off babies, only I’m thinking of starting a company called “They’ll squeal, but not to the cops”.

Well this was a barrel of laughs ~
I’m too late, Sunday morning now…shame.

Tragic love story <sniff>

Hahaha….great sharings to wake up to guys!
More, more, more…
@ucme It’s not too late, I’ll grant you an extension.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6tTiVG0eHY

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHnBppccI0o

@ucme LOL…oh man, that’s a lot of darts. haha

Fairly merry…hahaha

A lot of farts too :)

Monday morning humor now!

Get up and do exercise, anyone?

@ucme Haha…that was great!

I was going to exercise, but then I changed my mind.

YEAH! TAKE THAT @GloPro! ~

@GloPro Looks like that hurted!