If you could spend a day with me....what would we do?

We’d bond. ;-)

Ceramics to Inconel to Invar.

Cars and cooking, of course. Then your wife could teach me some yoga meditation techniques.

Hiking at Hanging Rock State Park in the cool of the morning, then get refreshed at the lower falls (it’s deserted enough to get away with skinny dipping on a weekday). Then back to Durham for the Blues Festival and lots of funky, fantastic food at the Food Truck Rodeo.

Stare at each other with disdain and mistrust.

Round of golf, where i’d beat you so badly you’d be sucking your thumb & crying like a girl.
Then i’d drink you under the table & send you back home to your wife, sorry, milf.
I might give her a pity fuck as you lay in a drunken haze, shattered by your days failings, then back home for tea, a satisfied & contented man…hoorah!

Take you to an open mike where you will play geetar and I will score on all the babes once they learn you are married.

Spend the whole day gardening. You may pull the weeds.

Trading PMs in my living room.

(It’s pretty clear everyone else is a lot more fun than me.)

Nature walk, chit chat and then, you will BBQ me an amazing steak dinner, with lobster. haha

I’d go with you to let our dogs run up at Prairie Wolf.

LuckyGuy We bonded long ago and I am flushed to know you have such stellar thoughts in mind ((knuckles))

@GloPro By the time my wife twisted the stress out of you I would have a feast for all to enjoy and then sit by the fire and trade stories about life’s mysteries.

@syz You would be hard pressed to get rid of me…stellar choices and all are now on my bucket list!

@ragingloli First one to blink has to eat a Rocky Mountain Oyster! ;)

@ucme You better bring your game as LucilleLucillelucille was the only other Jelly that I feared on the links….and by the time we made it to the 19th hole you would be so wiped out you would not notice the fact that I don’t drink and I would be taking pictures of your nakedness sprawled out in the sand trap and post on FaceBook.

@Cruiser
I do not have eye lids.
Good luck.

Chat like crazy, I need a good conversation and some company. You’d have no choice in the matter, in fact, if you struggled to get away, I’d bind you up. :P

@Crusier But, seriously… If you have some ideas…

@ragingloli I have glass eyes…now what??

Where’s my steak and lobster? :-(

Just eat the balls already. They really aren’t that bad. <blink, blink, gulping>

You would come to a race with my husband and me and meet our friends. Get your hands dirty if you want to help the racers change tires and fix whatever needs fixing. You can come down into the pits and communicate to the drivers any flags, or just sit back and watch all the goings on. Dinner out that night with the whole crazy bunch of us.

Build a bonfire and cook stuff over it, with a small group of friends and a couple beers.

Haha, love the way @Cruiser‘s reply to me was the only one to receive lurve, seems some sensitive souls were offended by what I said to him. Aww, bless, it was banter, said in jest, we do it quite often…calm down :P

What? Your comment got lurve… You think too hard. Unless you were trying to be offensive.
I gave his reply a GA because in a game of smak talk he bested you, that’s all.

Nothing to do with my comments, so wrong on all counts…but still.

@Coloma You are hitting on the finer things to consume while we later walk off the calories. Sounds like a very nice time!

@JLeslie Now that my son is racing stock cars I have the racing bug and am pretty handy with a sledge hammer and crowbar for getting fenders out of the way so you can keep racing.

@Haleth I love bonfires and I will bring the guitar!

@Cruiser I just made chili lime marinated, sauteed shrimp…this succulent bite is for you!

@Cruiser We definitely get creative at the track. I’ve seen a lot of fenders pulled out and usually we have a welder and mechanic at the truck if our Memphis friends are there.

Haha, only on Fluther

Oh.. why do I have to have such a gutter mind.
No one has to know..