Care to share your funny "dealing with spams" or "best spams ever" stories?

Disclaimer: this thread is purely for fun and is absolutely no attack!

Inspired by a recent event.

And beside, I decided that just sitting in one place with a sad face is just utterly unproductive, so I’m looking on the bright side and seeking for a good laugh.

Anyway, many jellies here deal with spams almost everyday. Spams are a pain in the (ass) neck, I know. But why don’t we just put the frowning-when-you-see-a-spam face out for a while and think for a moment? There are still some pretty hilarious situations involving spams sometimes.

Sometimes, an annoying situation can be hilarious if you look at it in a different angel, right?

Light up my day a bit, and party on!