What's your favorite line from any form of entertainment (Movies, TV, Songs, Theatre)
Like when Penny opens the door to Sheldon’s repeated knocks and asks, “What’s the gist, physicist?”
Or Marlon Brando On The Waterfront, ” I could’a been a contender!”
Or Marlon yelling, “Stella!”
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“I never roll on shabbos.”
“I am the one who knocks” – Walter White – Breaking Bad
“I ain’t got time to bleed” Jesse Ventura – Predator
“We have no food, we have no jobs, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF! – Jim Carrey – Dumb and Dumber
This exchange in a party scene between a young woman and Isaac Davis (Woody Allen) in “Manhattan”:
Woman: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wrong kind.
Isaac Davis: You had the wrong kind? I’ve never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.
I think it was Saturday Night Live that did a spoof on the seventies TV show Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. A line from that spoof that I still say often is “I DONT KNOW WHY I’M YELLING!” In a British accent of course.
It’s strange how many times that quote is appropriate.
Also from Pink Floyd, “You can’t have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat! How can you have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat?” Also in a British accent.
The animanics theme intro song.
“Listen you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up. Here is…”
We’re two wild and crazy guys.
Player King: Our wills and fates do so contrary run that our devices still are overthrown: our thoughts are ours their ends none of our own. William Shakespeare Hamlet 3.2
“Leave the gun take the cannoli.” Clemenza from The Godfather
Bank guard: “What the hell kind of clown are you?”
Grimm (as played by Bill Murray): “The crying on the inside kind I guess.”
Quick Change
@Hawaii_Jake To be or not to be? That is the question. Wether tis nobler in the mind to take arms against a sea of troubles, and to end them, or endure the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
“We gotta go to the crappy town where I’m a hero.”
- Hoban Washburne
A bit longer than a line. But probably this ”Deep down you’ve always known that your children already belong to us, so why don’t you cut the outraged parent routine, shut your mouth and get back in your seat. Your children already belong to us. What are you? You will pass on. And they won’t know a fucking thing but this ‘community,’ this real life Ender’s Game.”
This is a song about the Game Americas Army that is used to brainwash the youth to murder for nationalism. Full song here.
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
…Apart from the cycle of hatred, there is still a cycle of friendship!
From a game I played
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!”
“Scream of the butterfly”. Doors When the music’s over
“Well, that’s a pain that’ll linger, I must say!”
“So go peddle stupid someplace else. We’re all stocked up here!”
“Ohhhhhh, *Rooooob!”
“I adore a penthouse view! Darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue!”
“To the moon, Alice, one of these days, to the moon.”
“I love to be unhappy,
I love to be in pain.
When days are full of sunshine
I’m lookin for the rain.
I’m happy with a headache,
I love to have a cold,
I’m lookin for a problem,
Why wait until I’m old?”
“Jane, you ignorant slut.”
“Isn’t that special.”
“I know you are, but what am I?”
Can I go on??
“I hate when THAT happens!”
“Jane, you ignorant slut.”
Hahaha. Agreed.
“Truth has no temperature.”
From the 2013 film “The Counselor.”
I love that line, so perfectly true, truth is neither hot nor cold, it just is.
Cameron Diazs line when her partner exclaims a statement she makes is “cold.”
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue”
Wait, wait…
“I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee… And throw dog poopy on your shoes.”
“Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown.”
one more from my favorite comedy on HBO. VEEP has the best put downs.
“She’s mediocre. Of all the ocres, she’s the mediest.”
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”
“Go ahead, make my day.”
“I’ll be back.”
“Houston, we have a problem.”
“May the force be with you.”
“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
@flutherother Dr. Stranglove was insane
@Mimishu1995 You always have some great off the wall responses
@syz That was a great movie
@Adirondackwannabe SNL and Steve Martin were made for each other
@Darth_Algar TAXI!!!
@Judi I remember that SNL skit, and of course you just can’t go wrong with “The Wall”
@zenvelo Right on Jack Nicholson
@turtlesandbox Don’t get HBO so thanks for the laugh
@Pachy My worst one was right on the money. hahahaha
@flip86 Breaking Bad was Bad Ass
@Bluefreedom “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” Duval’s best line ever! And of course how dreadful it was to hear, ”“Houston, we have a problem.”
“Rivers belong where they can ramble, eagles belong where they can fly. I got to be where my spirit can run free. Gotta find my corner of the sky”
:From the musical “Pippin:
Oh Oh Oh… I just heard a great one: “Why were there no Hobbits in the Lord of the Flies?!!?”
“Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?”
“Stay out of trouble!”
“The problems of three little people don’t add up to hill of beans in this crazy world ”
“Leave me alone, I’m…uh…thinking”
“Just admiring the shape of your skull” Dr Gonzo – Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
Well I don’t just have one…but from the movie Devil’s Rejects, when Otis and Baby capture some vacationers and are keeping them captive, one of them asks the captors what’s going to happen with them, at which point, Otis replies;
Boy, the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant Mark Twain shit, cuz’ it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.
Oh and of course, Conan’s prayer to Crom, best prayer ever;
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important! Valor pleases you, Crom… so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
I have two.
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” (Gone with the wind)
and
“She’s been dead for a long time now, we’re just burying her today”. (meaning a person who has been unhappy for most of their life) I forgot the movie.
“Heeeere’s _Johnny!” Jack in The Shining.
“We won’t get any older, and we’ll nev-ver die.” Cocoon.
“We made our money the old fashioned way, we eeeeerrned it. ” Houseman.
“My boloney has a first name, it’s O.S.C.A.R.”
“OH, MR, *Wilson”! Dennis.
“Sock it to me!” Laugh in.
“You bet your sweet bippy!”
”NORM!” Cheers.
“We’re not in Kansas anymore.” Dorothy.
Elwood: We’re on a mission from God.
“Come on in boys, the water is fine!” Oh Brother Where Art Thou
“We hold these truths to be self evident:
That all men are created equal. That they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights.” Founding Fathers.
“Fresh from the moo to you, Prairie Farms Dairy! You’ll love milk from the Prairie Farms, the very best from the dairy farms.” Commercial
“Dye – No – Mite!” Jimmie Walker/J.J. Evans
“Who Shot J.R.?” Vomit Central
“Here come da judge.” Flip Wilson
“I’m so glad we had this time together, just to laugh and…” Carole Burnett
“Put a sock in it.” ?
“Heeeeeeeeeey” Fonzie
I was impressed with:
“We hold these truths to be self evident:
That all men are created equal. That they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights.”
I like that they believed in the Creator and say so in the Declaration of Independence
“Well kiss my grits!” Flo on Alice.
“Edith, you dingbat!” All in the Family.
“Missed it by that much.” Get Smart
“Whachu talkin bout, Willis?” Different Strokes
“It just goes to show you, if it’s not one thing it’s another.” Roseanne Roseannadanna aka Gilda Radnor.
“We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for The United States of America.” 40 year old memorization assignment.
“Waskelly wabbit!” Elmer Fudd
“How you doin?” Joey Tribbiani aka Matt Leblanc on Friends.
“Yabba dabba do!” Fred Flintstone
“Hateful fools often needlessly make powerful enemies who easily destroy them”, is a line from a novel written by my first boyfriend. I am in it.
I hope he wasn’t reffing to you, @BiZhen
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” – Roy Scheider
^^ Scheider made that line up on the spur of the moment
Sonya; A handful of people on a leaky boat are gonna save the world?
Raiden; Exactly.
MOOOORTAL KOOOMBAAAT!!
“Hey Boo.” – from the movie To Kill A Mockingbird
“This tape will destruct in five seconds.” Mission Impossible.
“Rot row, Rorge!.” Astro on the Jetzens.
“Book em, Danno!” Hawaii 5-O
“Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.” – Maverick
Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
“Well, gaaaulllleee!” Gomer Pile
“You rang?” The Addams Family
“Elizabeth, I’m comin honey!” Sanford and Son.
“Who loves ya?” Kojak
“CHEESE!” Wallace to Grommit.
“What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate.” – from the movie Cool Hand Luke
” Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining” (The Outlaw Josey Wales.)
“There’s nothing like a good piece of hickory” (Pale Rider)
TV
= “We can all live together. We’ll live in different cell blocks. We’ll not see each other.” – Rick Grimes – The Walking Dead
SONG = “Please, don’t see… just a boy caught up in dreams and fantasy” – Adam Levine – Lost Stars
= “Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love” – Ed Sheeran – Thinking Out Loud
= “Can I lay by your side? Next to you” – Sam Smith – Lay Me Down
= “It’s not right, not okay… say the words that you say, maybe we’re better off this way?” – Maroon5 – Better that we Break
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