What is the worst thing you can imagine smoking?
Inspired by Symbeline’s answer “turd smoker”, I just had to ask if you can come up with anything ruder.
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Grinding bones into a fine powder, and smoking that. I wonder if it would do anything…
And LOL turd smoker in a tag. I’m going to collect it before it gets deleted.
@Symbeline Thank you. I’m still laughing at turd smoker.
I don’t actually want to imagine how one would smoke a turd…or why, for that matter. XD Only a turd burglar would smoke turds.
Scabs from _________ (I’ll let your dirty minds fill in the blank)
Don’t they burn dried cow crap in India?
Lol. Smoking dried up anus scabs.
@Adirondackwannabe It’s only as bad as you imagine it to be. ;)
@Symbeline always could count on you for putting into words what many are thinking but refuse to admit they’d think of. lol
Shredded up car tires would be hard to smoke but would be sure to blow your mind.
Nooooo the turd smoker thing is gone lol.
Well, it’s still in my list of topics lol. Like Captain Blackbeard, it goes, you’ll never take me alive!!
This reminds me when Etpro liked something I said and made a tag out of it. I think it was ’‘filthy animal’’ and it became a topic, but then it just disappeared. Lol, good times.
Your tiny, shrivelled, crusty, old penis
I thought of the cum encrusted pubes of a porn star after a really epic gang bang video.
LOL I think that falls under the same category as molds, spores and fungi @Adirondackwannabe)…:
This thread is making me horny.
When you get down to it, probably tobacco.
Opiated oil-base hashish or Nepalese Temple Fingers. OMG
That will destroy your brain, your mind and your lungs in one fell swoop!
@Symbeline This thread is making you horny? I’m suddenly afraid.
Ugh….pine and oak and cedar, I am SO sensitive to wood smoke anymore. It sucks, seeing as how I live in an area where brush burning and wood heat is very prevalent.
My old neighbor had their wood stove burning this morning, seriously, it is like 70 degrees out there.
I am now, completely screwed for the day from the damn smoke. Bah!
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