(NSFW) Which words do you use?

Lurve for It’s a question, just a daft question, don’t question it, will you answer the question, that is the question.!

Well, it depends on the context. Normally I would just use vagina, penis, breasts (or boobs) but it depends on the context. Someone once called them “lady parts,” and I thought that was funny.

I use boobs and tits mostly rather than breasts.

I use shagging rather than sex generally.

In mixed adult company I use the correct terms, when talking with friends I use some slang, when talking with a lover I have and do talk dirty, not all the time but when it feels right. There are specific words I don’t like.

I am picky about the slang I use… Some of it is just ridiculous which is only fun if one is being meta. Or there is an inside joke. But mostly I notice it is not what people say so much as how they say it.

“Hoo ha” is a commonly used phrase to indicate female genitalia in this area. I’m usually either official or rude, though.

I call breasts, breasts. A boob is an idiot, and a tit is a bird.

Thing, things, and there. I’m not exactly what you’d call “modern.”

I definitely don’t use the word ta-tas, despite my question.

Of course, which word I use depends on who I’m talking to. If we’re talking a casual conversation with my husband or a friend, I’d say “boobs” (never tits or titties, ever) and either “sex” or “fucking” (definitely not boinking). I use “penis” and “dick”, with the occasional “cock” or even “wang” thrown in. I use “vagina”, “vag”, and “cooter” (never ever pussy).

I use mostly official words. For sexual intercourse, I’ll use fucking occasionally, too. It really depends on the mood of the context in which the word is being used.

Ha @livelaughlove21 I am just the opposite for vagina terms. If you call my pussy a cooter or a vag you aren’t getting anywhere near it! What the hell is a cooter any way? Is it similar to cooties, or a raccoon…. Just picturing Elmer Fudd going cooter hunting…lol

@Unbroken I can’t stand the word pussy. It makes me cringe. Cooter is fun to say. I wouldn’t use it during dirty talk, but I find dirty talk cheesy so I don’t do it anyway. I worked with a guy nicknamed Cooter – “because he gets a lot of it.” I’d never heard of that word before then. It stuck.

Well I like pussy because of the sound and the images it evokes; feminine, plush, soft, pliant and pink. Though I could’ve gone the other way since it was used as a derogatory word to indicate wimpiness in my peer group when I was sexually awakening.

I thought it was appropriate because the use of the term drove the boys to do things they normally wouldn’t. At least when we were around.

Does this feel good or does this hurt usually covers it.

Jumblies and Naughty bits?

Sex: Intercourse, Banging, Fucking, Messin’ up the bed.

Boobs or breasts. HATE ta-ta’s and and tits/titties.

Penis: dick, cock, hang down (used in a joking manner)

I sometimes refer to the vagina as “cat”. Like “Dude, I could see that ladies cat”

It makes me laugh to say “nips” instead of nipples.

Err… what words do I use?

They are <beep>, <beep>, <beep>, <beep>. Oh yes, there are <beep>, <beep>, <beep> too. Oh no, I almost forgot <beep>, <beep>, <beep>, <beep> and <beep>. Hey, I use <beep>, <beep>, <beep>, <beep> the other day, so maybe they will count.

I tend to stay away from euphemisms.

It totally depends on the situation and the company I am in.
some words I say:breasts,boobs and very rarely tits and for some reason I hate “the girls”
:penis,cock and once in awhile dick
:sex or fucking
:vag, pussy,flower,hoohah,business

Hooha is a good one. I forgot about it.

Hooha just makes me think of Al Pacino :P

Nice work jellies, apart from the retarded roadrunner of course :D

It depends on the audience and the context. I’d be very unlikely to say pussy/cock or more explicit terms with my doctor but I would with my partner.

“Ladybits” “girl parts” or “yoni”

“Boy parts” “danglybits”.

Or, y’know, the real names for them. Penis. Labia. Vagina. It’s fun to say “My uterus is violently haemorrhaging” when people ask what’s wrong. Because fuck people.

“Tits” over “boobs”. I hate the word “boobs”.

Bosoms and Gentleman Sausage.

More than likely it goes like:
Vagina:
• In presence of women = naughty bits, private parts, vagina.
• Brethren = sexual parts, vagina.
• Secular crowd = naughty bits, honey cave, honeypot, sugar walls, oven, or garage.
Penis:
• In presence of women = naughty bits, dumb stick, penis, or wick.
• Brethren = dumb stick, penis
• Secular crowd = swipe, dick, dumb stick, wick, bat, snausage, or hose.
Breast:
• In presence of women = breast, boobs, twins.
• Brethren = breast
• Secular crowd = twins, points, headlights, tits, boobs, nuggets, chesticles, lungs, or bazookas
Buttocks:
• In presence of women = booty, bum, rump.
• Brethren = butt
• Secular crowd = booty, butt, rump, or bum
Legs:
• In presence of women = legs.
• Brethren = legs
• Secular crowd = legs, cheesecake, or gams.

Just heard of quim the other day, kinda drawn to it.

@Hypocrisy_Central Cheesecake?

@livelaughlove21 That’s the only one you’re questioning?

@livelaughlove21 Cheesecake?
Cheesecake = silky smooth shapely legs, especially thighs devoid of cellulite; if I were to throw you under the bus, I would say the pic you posted in your “cowgirl night out” apparel on Flicker was it, you appear to have very nice cheesecake, if I were to bust you out to the masses and throw you under the bus.

^^If I showed you a pic of my legs, would you inform me of which bakery treat they represent?

^ Well…....if they are non-female legs I can say they are no better than chicken legs, or tree trunks.