(NSFW) Do you have a special name?

My cock – Chunky finger
Her pussy – Velvet glove

no

Wormhole

I can see why you and your girlfriend aren’t together. You’ve become the guy who goes to a public forum like Fluther asking to discuss his cock with other guys, more specifically, about their cocks’ per names. This in no way will resolve your epididymal hypertention. It will just get worse. And women generally don’t want much to do with grown men who are still obsessed with their own pubescence. Most of them demand a bit more maturity.

What you need to do is give your balls a pet name, something bold, something ballsy, and go out get yourself another girlfriend before it’s too late, which, evidenced by this posting, it almost is.

@Espiritus_Corvus um….no…..I just asked that out of fun and to be quite frank, you don’t know me at all to be making that assumption. My girlfriend and I are not together because of an entirely different issue, and you do not completely know if I already have another girlfriend for that matter. If you are offended by the question, just don’t answer, and stop making judgments on people and situations that you do not know. hope you read this before it gets removed…..

The Tardis.

The cave of pleasure.

Wow @Mimishu1995, yours makes me want to go spelunking.

In all my relationships, never seemed to come up with a name specifically for my junk and not junk in general. Although my ex wife and I were on Polk Street in San Francisco one day (which was the gay area before the Castro), and she “it’s where the cocks hangout because they get to Polk each other.” We used Polk for a few months.

Uhm… No.

I call mine Wang Chung.

I hate genital nicknames. I really do. None of that “Mr. Happy” crap.

No offense :)

If it counts, I called my breasts Huggin and Muninn. If I had a penis, I would call him Thor.

The hammer is my penis.

Haha. Or I could call him Mjolnir.