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Who will be your destructor if Gozer makes you choose?

Asked by mazingerz88 (29260points) June 7th, 2014

For those who are familiar with the movie Ghostbusters, recall Gozer, that demon god(?) who gave our heroes the chance to pick who their “destructor” will be.

Dan Akroyd’s character chose the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man assuming that was one character who can never destroy them. Of course, Marshmallow Man came in as a mean giant. LOL

Assume that Gozer would do the same, she will “monsterize” your destructor. Still you wanna pick the most harmless character there is so who or what will it be-?

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Darth_Algar's avatar

Cthulhu. Whether I wanted to or not Cthulhu would be the first goddamned thing that popped into my head in that situation.

Mimishu1995's avatar

A butterfly.

ragingloli's avatar

A carbon dioxide molecule.
Oh wait, that is already happening.

jerv's avatar

@ragingloli Well, here is one solution that worked.

ucme's avatar

Mr.Hankey the christmas poo, i’d flush the little shit down the pan…“hi-de-ho”

GloPro's avatar

Oh, no!!! Here comes the Bananas in Pyjamas!

Berserker's avatar

A pillow. A big giant pillow coming after me, that would be a sweet way to go.

mazingerz88's avatar

@Symbeline and @Darth_Algar I will take Cthulhu carrying ten pillows and hope he realizes how ridiculous he looks he laughs himself to death. : )

talljasperman's avatar

Playmate of the year… and have death by Snu Snu.

talljasperman's avatar

Renee O’Connor.

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