What funny quotes do you have?

Leave it to me to put all of my eggs in one bastard. Dorothy Parker.

”...and Libertarians are Republicans that just want to smoke weed.”

I thought it was funny at the time.

@Blackberry LOL…hmmm….I might need to ponder that a bit longer.

Nah, I’m just a Happy Brownie liberal. lol

I’m not short of money, but I don’t have any.

My favorite inspirational quote is “I lost my pants… But I found myself.”

David Muir of ABC News called a man who turned 99 today and asked how he made to 99 years old. The man replied “by having a birthday every year.” Ha!

^^^ Haha cute!

My own quote:

Most people have the personality of a loaf of bread, usually crusty sourdough.