That guy you like: he isn’t really singing that – its not his real voice, he’s just mouthing it.
The Beatles are disgusting and I won’t have them played in my home. They are here today gone tomorrow you’ll see and thank me for saving your allowance money: Dad, 1964
“Hi mom, I bought a new record. Do you want to hear it with me?”
“NO. I won’t have that trash playing in my house, where is my Burl Ives record? You hid it didn’t you.”
“Bangs that long. You look like a fool. Sit down, you’re getting a normal haircut right now.”
“Your hair is too long, you look so much better in short hair.”
Your hair is too short, I remember when you wore it long and it was so pretty. Why in the world did you cut it.”
“I remember when you used to wear white lipstick. You looked like such a fool when you were so pretty. What a shame that was.”
No Mom it was frosted pink – it was just the style.
“Don’t you lie, you’re embarrassed now like I said you be. It was pure white.”
That dress is too short. We’re not leaving with you like that, go change.
That dress is too long. Nobody wears these “middies;” you fall for everything. We’re not leaving with you like that, go change.
Did you vote?
Yes
Did you vote like told you?
yes :)
I saw you with that little Jew monkey – I didn’t pay for Catholic school for all those years so you could walk out on the arm of a f’n Jew. You’re not allowed to see any of your friends again. They are apparently a bad example.
No we are not coming to your “wedding” its not a real wedding anyway.
Oh my God. You’re carrying his baby. No really think about it. Do you believe its even human?