Save my spot?

Saved
But come back soon.

No.

Okay dude, but if Jason or Michael Myers want’s the spot, it’s theirs.

No promises. Hurry back.

Sorry punk; you move your meat, you lose your seat.

I’ll keep your seat warm.

Spot

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Haven’t seen him since.

Still waitin’.......

@Adirondackwannabe Yeah. I ain’t dealing with those fuckers either.

I mean, I was on some horror message board years ago, and some guy made a thread asking us what we would do if we met Michael Myers. Some girl goes, I’d take off his mask and start kissing him passionately.
Now you know me, I love me some horror but when I read that I’m like, dude, fucking gross.

What I would do if I saw Michael Myers? Well, aside from getting stabbed, probably not a whole hell of a lot.

I’m not doing it. Save your own fucking spot J. sorreh bray

But seriously dude, don’t leave for too long, yeah? Cmon. :)

#selfindulgent #acne

Hey who’s the butter?

I’m gonna set a lawn chair on your spot, and I’ve written your name down on the clipboard that you were occupying this spot and that you’ll be back.

Bring chips when you come back OK.

Back when the Wii was first released, I was one to stand all night in the snow storm to get one for the sake of my child. 2am, I was second in a short line. 4am, the line was a mile long.

6am, the line was two miles long and those in back could be heard arguing. Our little group of the first ten in front line were very careful to watch out for one another.

Ten minutes before the store opened (Toys R Us) a truck pulled up to the crowd and the driver shouted, “All the Wii’s available at Best Buy down the street with no line”.

No lie, two thirds of the people ran to their cars and left, after standing for hours. My crew asked me what I thought… “I think I’m second in line to get a Wii in ten minutes”.

The truck driver waited for the parking lot to clear, then parked, got out, and he joined our line. I was walking out the store when the angry mob returned from Best Buy, having fallen victim to the lie of the truck driver. Boy they sure were angry. Boy they sure were stupid.

^ That’s utterly mental. I love it.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies Lol, trucker pwnd a shitload of peeps.

Most assuredly.

Has @josie returned yet?

@Mimishu1995 You can look to see when someone was last here by clicking on their name and looking up at the top where it says “last visit”. @josie has not returned since June 16, 2014.

Back as @hud.

Hud, Josie, spot saved! Welcome back. Waiting to talk recipes : )

Well, I was home for quick leave, and now I am outta here again for a while. Duty calls. See you later. Thanks for saving my place.

Glad you got your old moniker back. ;)

Later @josie be safe.