Barack OFurMa has been elected president, and his first law to be enacted is the mandatory wearing of a full body fursuit. Which animal fursuit will you wear?
What sort of animal will you be?
Justify your choice, or else
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Which fursuit should I wear? Barack OFurMa’s!
I hope you’re kidding. I look great in my eel skins, and I really can’t afford an entire new wardrobe.
I’m already quite furry. I’d just stop shaving and go naked.
I’ll wear kangaroo skin so I’ll have a place to hide all my guns – of course. Fur or no fur I’m Murican .
Wait, we become an animal and have fur, or we harvest the fur and make a suit?
If the latter, then I’ll be a faux animal.
If the former, I’ve always liked the look and texture of the snow leopard
One of the prettiest coats is the ocelot
(When I say coats, I mean on the animals, of course.)
* Sigh* All the people who don’t know what a fursuit is…
I’d actually be a bird, I think. A Merlin, or Lady Hawk, specifically.
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@Seek You’re right. I had no idea. I just looked it up! Ick! My suit will not have holes!
I got Vulpine for that test. That’s a fox, right?
I could live with that.
The real question is what will loli be?
I don’t know @Seek , what does the fox say?
whistle click click.
I do not expect you to get that reference.
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
@Seek have you NOT seen that? That is a very proud export from Norway. Ylvis is a comic/entertainer here. He has a few of these little ditties to his name and some are a parody of life here in Norway and others are just fun… like. ‘What does the fox say?’ Trust me, I have had to listen and dance at work to this song many many more times than is reasonable.
“Yiff in hell” would be my reply when asked why I wasn’t sporting a fursuit.
My 3 year old niece goes “ring a ding ding ding” when we ask her what does the fox say.
I’d find those annoying fucking ponies, kill them all and wear them.
@Symbeline I am sure you would look just darling in a Pinkie Pie skin!
@ragingloli “whistle click click. I do not expect you to get that reference.”
Having just watched it a couple of days ago, it is exactly the reason I was going to answer your question with “fox”.
We have a white German Shepherd who shed constantly and copiously, so I’d just smear Vaseline all over my body and roll around on the floor.
Do you think the moderators will allow the following question:
Which animal (with fur) has the least amount of orifices?
Trying to figure out which animal has the best chances against ragingloli’s multi-tentacled predilections.
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