You have control of the global internet for a day, what will you do?

Delete everything and replace it with gay furry porn.

Heh heh : )

Remove all governmental blocks and barriers. The citizens of China would have at least as much access for a full day as Americans do.

Remove those sites that install the windows virus that destroyed 3 of my computers.

I would turn control over to Anonymous after downloading much porn.

Make all the porn play really fast or really slow. Or have it all go backwards.

And what @ibstubro said.

Read all emails from 1999 -2001 in my university and try to figure out what the hell happened to me to start believing in time travel, and forward all the tentacle rape porn to ragingloli.

Erase all the severs of Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, including all the personal info, pics and tweets. Maybe it would wake people up. Doubtful, but it’d be worth a shot.

Bring every deep-web site on the surface to the point that Google can detect them easily :D

Reverse spam, x1,000,000. All spammers would be so overloaded with spam that their servers would shut down or disallow them. I know it would only slow [not stop] them, but I would have great fun doing it, and slowing is better than nothing.

I would find the real names of notorious spammers and get them to stop.

Force the entire world to watch cute videos of my goose.
“Marwyn swimming”, ” Marwyn takes a nap” “Marwyn chases Lautrec” “Marwyn comes in the house”, “Marwyn goes to bed”. haha

Make every online pedophile public.

@Coloma Wish I was the best hacker there is. I wouldn’t mind the whole world watching nothing but Marywn for 24 hours straight. There better be a Marwyn wearing a grass skirt video with Hawaiian music playing. LOL

@mazingerz88 Better than that, there is a “Marwyn and the big red sex pillow.” He likes to hump pillows. haha

@Coloma Waaaaaat-??? Wonder what @Symbeline would think of that-? LOL

^^^ I;m sure she’d love it. haha

Just shut the fucking thing down and make it point to a list of local bars.

It would be virtual reality, like in Snow Crash. Heck yeah I get to have a samurai sword.

Delete all the stuff that doesn’t pass fact-checking (unless it’s specifically and prominently marked as fiction, opinion, or satire).

Make it a mesh-net; decentralize the infrastucture in such a way to make blocking, filtering, and other censorship impossible, as well as eliminate the possibility of a single point of failure wiping out or restricting service to more than one node.

TOR all the connections!

MORE COWBELL!

@Haleth I think the Shadowrun Matrix 2.0 is a much better representation of cyberspace than Snow Crash‘s Metaverse.

@Mimishu1995 Trust me, you really don’t want that. Lets see…. military and industrial secrets revealed… child porn and snuff films everywhere… Tibetan freedom fighters placed at more risk than they already are…. I can see quite a few problems there.

@jerv Forgive my curiosity :p I have heard so many “legends” of it…

The internet will be all Mr. Rogers, Lawrence Welk or Bob Ross.

I say kill ‘em with kindness, champagne music and happy accidents.

I live in a relatively dense area. Lots of apartments and wifi routers. I always keep coming back to the idea of a mesh network. Maybe where popular things are cached on local drives. I have 18TB of storage in my computer. Storage is so cheap a few nodes that grabbed popular sites could store a lot.

I think I’d go for @jerv‘s MORE COWBELL-! : )