Who wants to play TJBM (The Jelly Below Me) #58?

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.

Ex: I might make the statement:
“The Jelly below me drinks coffee all darned day.”

The response might be:
“False! Coffee makes me cough.”
or,
“True! My coffee bill is higher than my porn bill.”

Then they might state:
“The Jelly below me has blond hair.”

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 500 responses. Hopefully almost all the Jellies will join in.

Enjoy!