If tomorrow everyone woke up and treated everyone they will meet like puppies, how would the world be different?

There’d be a lot of people lying on their backs getting their tummies rubbed.

Ohh a world full of cannibals.
Sounds fun.

^ So puppies eat other puppies….what have I missed? Around here they sniff each other’s butts then go chase around, guess they have “dumb puppies” around here. ~~

The patronizing condescension would continue as usual.

^ The patronizing condescension would continue as usual.
Do tell, please explain more?

You’d hear a lot of people saying, “Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?”

There are some people who tie puppies up in bags
and toss them off the bridge. No thanks dude.

This question went down hill fast.

I wouldn’t want to be neutered.

There would be a lot of people walking around with pooper scoopers and plastic bags full of manure.

Lots of leg humping action

The first person that shoves my nose in a pile of shit is getting bitten.

There would be puppy shit and piss all over the place!

Nothing would change, for me. I ignore humans. I ignore puppies. It would be the same.

@Hypocrisy_Central

I never explain my jokes.

The burden of goof lies with the observer.

@chyna This question went down hill fast.
No…..you think? ~~ Par for the course for Fluther, I hardly expect more; wrong question, made one think too much, naming cacti is about the speed here.