What's the new slang for 'The Boob Tube', 'The Idiot Box", the flat screen television?

Dunno. I call mine, affectionately, Lifeline.

Hi def.

Everytime I watch it, I wish I was either high or deaf.

It’s always been called the same thing, the telly

The Hi Def.

Glotze

That fantastically flat fucker.
The thin thing.
The raving rectangle.
Hi Def Harry.
The moronic monolith.
Not the computer.

Wonder Window

It is, was, and probably will be the TV.

Pandora purveyor

Thanks! Looks like Hi Def is in the lead, but if I had a flat screen I would give serious consideration to “Wonder Window”.

I still like “The Eye of God.”

Magical Tapestry

Well……..
• $700 zombie maker
• The electric bill heightener and IQ lightener.
• Visual Chiclet.
• Adult babysitter
• Fantasy Wal-land
Those can be a start