Could you ever be sinister?
What if you had the chance at becoming Vampire, would you?
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I am not a Vampire but I am a very sinister Penguin!
When the chance presented itself, I ran towards it. I do sinister very well.
Nope, it’s a pain to find left-handed scissors, can openers, and golf clubs.
Nah, I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face. I could manage maybe 10 seconds of sinister, then I’d crack up. I’d see that as a serious impediment to vampiring.
@canidmajor True story. My brother in law bought me the most beautiful putter for Christmas one year. Then, that morning, before we opened gifts, my sister mentioned I golf left handed. He did an immediate face palm.
Could you ever be sinister?
I’m left-handed, so I’m already sinister to the Latinfolk.
What if you had the chance at becoming a Vampire, would you?
I can’t answer that question because I still don’t know what it’s like to be a vampire.
@UnholyThirst Maybe so, but wouldn’t that be more the ironic “laughing at the folly of the mortals” kind of humor? I’d get the “who am I trying to kid?” giggles.
Isn’t a mobster sinister enough?
I already am dear sister. A sinisterly delicious Vampire.
Depends on the Vampire. Are we talking Twilight vampires or John Carpenter vampires? If it’s the former, I’ll pass.
Pachyderms don’t know how to be sinister. Just lumbering.
Vampire?
Child, I am an Intergalactic Overlord.
While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer Galaxies.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
If I can be dexetrous, why not sinister?
I AM sinister, most sinister!
I’m cross-dominant already, so yeah, I probably could be sinister with a bit of work.
Do we HAVE to be left handed to be sinister? Can we still play volley ball if we are sinister? Do we still like babies and little kids if we are sinister?
I’ll leave sinister to the sisters, and Dexter to his lab-or-a-tory!
Never, vampires are only limited to darkness. I enjoy talking long walks in the sunlight, eating everything I want and staying out all night too. I would hate being something so sinister because I enjoy having a soul.
I can do sinister well, & if being vampire were a reality sure I would. I love history & reading, so I’d take eternity.
You wanna talk about sinister?!
I once put hot sauce in my date’s coffee when she wasn’t looking. I go to the 12 items or less lane when I have 13 items in my cart. I tell people who are shorter than me that I’m 5’7 when I’m really 5’10.
I am the sinister incarnate!
I would only be a vampire if I became one due to God forsaking me, as was the case with Dracula, for example. Never would I willingly let myself be turned by another vampire.
Unless that vampire was @Michael_Huntington.
@Symbeline Do you think all vamps are evil or God-forsaken? If it’s a blood virus I can’t agree personally.
Depends what the source material says. It’s fiction, so people writing stories, making movies, games, anime or cartoons decide.
Personally I enjoy the Christian Vampires as I call them. Basically the classical vampire who is bound by God. The kind you read about in old stories from the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, romantic vampires from the Victorian era and whatnot.
And I don’t think all vampires are evil. For example, Alucard, Dracula’s son from Castlevania Symphony of the Night has a healthy relationship with God, even if he’s a vampire. Wll he’s actually a dampyl, which is half human half vampire, but still.
I don’t even think Dracula was all that ’‘evil’’, rather than very lost and angry. Although feeding babies to his succubi was a dick move haha.
As for viruses and the like, I prefer this with things like lycanthrope or zombies. That doesn’t fit too well with a vampire in my opinion.
I wasn’t bashing God or anything if that’s what you’re worried about. It’s all stories and fiction to me, and I enjoy it. Has zilch to do with my actual religious views or standpoints.
@SYmbeline Agreed. Are you a mindreader? lol (You don’t have to out yourself bro)
Vampires is my topics thingy. Gotta talk about them sometimes. XD
No… too many people would notice. I can be sinister in a video game, but sometimes people call my mom when I run down too many people in Grand Theft Auto.
Well, I just got a black cat. Does that make me sinister?
I know @UnholyThirst. Sinister just ain’t my thing. T’would be a great disappointment for my grandchildren to have a sinister grandma. As it is, I’m Magic Gramma, make of magic cinnamon sugar toast and kittens.
I settled for creepy a long time ago. I don’t feel like changing now.
I can be sinisterish.
I would have to pass on the whole vampire thing. Vampires exude a seductive sexuality but are typically asexual. I couldn’t spend eternity not getting laid. That’s too much like high school.
@Blondesjon I could get laid if only I had asked… I spent to much time in high school doing homework and playing civ2.
A human/vampire hybrid that has all of their strengths and none of their weaknesses is more like it.
@Blondesjon, LMAO and back on again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@thorninmud If you were a vampire I would HOPE for you to bite me! If I’m going to get drained, better with the terminal giggles in my ear. XD
Me? I am already a neck biter, but my blood gets drawn with my claws. Found the nail I broke off sticking out of my husband’s back once. (Sorry sweetie, sorta) I’ve been brutal, macabre, cynical, and maybe a couple of times sinister. Ohhhh the things I have tucked away in my Pandora’s box.
I’m retired now.
I only know how to be wicked. But you already know that.
@WickedVamp Don’t come to New England then. People will keep asking you “wicked what?!”
The time has come, it is quite clear…our anti-christ is almost here.
Good to see one of the vamps back. ^^
@Mastema Just come out late at night after I’m in bed, huh?
I can bat and bowl sinister, but that’s as far as I go.
What? Sinister? I guess I could give it a try.
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