{NSFW} Sex outdoors?

In England there a surveillance cameras everywhere! Most crossroads have more than two.

Don’t try anything in the middle of an intersection.

Rent a double decker bus… or ask Virgin Galactic if you can join the 100 miles club legit. You might have to go to an acreage or somewhere remote like Antarctica.

@Tropical_Willie Ah! so that is why we are an uptight sexually repressed bunch?

The beach? The forest? The back yard? The moors?

Filming? Seriously? Haven’t you heard al of the horror stories?

Garage, Dressing rooms, beach, there’s always a spot where no one goes to. During the night time it’s easier or may be early morning when the sun is rising. You can also do it in the woods but bring a blanket to lay on, in a tent.

On top of Pen yr Ole Wen?

@syz horror stories?

I know you mentioned against the woods, but I don’t see the issue as long as you’re in a secluded place. I’m sure there are plenty of places you can hike where you’d be pretty assured there is no one around for miles.

And besides the risk of getting caught is half the fun.

FYI, in case you didn’t know: May 8th is International Outdoor Intercourse Day because it is supposed to be the first day where the weather is warm enough to do the bump outdoors sans clothing (I hope.)
I would go to the site of a silver mine my grandfather ran back in the ‘60s. Northern Nevada. Secluded, remote as hell! You could walk around naked all day, if you wanted. (Sunburn City!) Some one could drive through, but that is a rarity.

I would recommend the woods, but you should be familiar with the area first. I’ve done it in a secluded area near mountain biking trails; but I was already familiar with the place and knew that we were far away from the popular trails and that it was extremely unlikely that someone would find us there. Still, it didn’t totally erase the paranoia, but I have to agree with @El_Cadejo that that’s part of the fun :P

As long as it’s “out of public view” you can shag in your garden.
So grow those hedges & hump away.

See this response

…what?

@LornaLove Revenge porn

Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors….....
Beware the moon!!!!!!!!!

BEWARE THE MOOOOOOOOOON!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!........

Have you tried a railway tunnel??????
I’ve heard the middle rail is hot and hard. nya nya nya…..
(have you noticed how the middle rail runs right up the tunnel???)

im only jealous…...

Anyway. really.
You’re askin blokes to visualise places they’d like to have sex?
What did you think was gonna happen!?!

(I also read ‘dodgy’ as doggy!)

TWICE!

Nope…....
Im reading it again an all I can see is doggy….........

@syz I could do with the advertising haha! I said sex, not filming, as we did that day. TMI I know.

You can ask how the porno film stars have sex outside…. My best guess is that they rent a mansion with a hugh backyard and film in peace.

“Under the boardwalk
Down by the sea, On a blanket with my baby is where I’ll be…”

Or you could try a rooftop (obviously a flat one).

I imagine cameras in either place would be pretty unlikely.

@Buttonstc ”“Under the boardwalk…...I imagine cameras in either place would be pretty unlikely.”

Cameras, no, discarded needles and hobos, yes, plenty.

You’re probably right but that song was written in a more innocent age. It was the first thing that popped into my head. Love that song ! !

There is no such thing as a more innocent age, just a less publicized age.

Kinda hard in the UK, here in Yankee Land I could give you TONS OF PLACES.

Around here? Almost everywhere! Except for the cold…

LOL, you gotta get out in the country if you wanna play outdoors.

I’ve had sex on a beach, in a treehouse, in the swimming pool, in the woods.