Can you brief me in 25 words or less?

Hey, Jud.

Chat is a thing now.
Some people left. Others joined.
There are vampires?

I think that brings you up to speed.

I hit 10k I hit 10k I hit 10k I hit 10k I hit 10k I hit 10k I hit 10k I hit 10k I

@dxs Congratulations!

Many people have left. Then the vampires arrived. They are friendly

I only deleted my account twice since you’ve been gone.

1. The “Users Chatting” section (or the chatroom notification) has been added, by Phi.
1.1. The Sea Turtle chatroom has been added.
2. There is a group of 5 vampires that come here. They cause a little trouble but now things have been resolved (also one of the vamps look suspiciously like a cookie!)
3. A lot of people hit their milestones (including @dxs). The meta section was full of parties for some weeks.
4. There was some sad quarrel between the mods and some users.
4.1. The mod team was updated (in fact, one person left the team and two more were added)

fyi -don’t ask questions about tits and boobies

I’m not even sure how long you’ve been gone, so the only kind of recent thing that hasn’t already been mentioned is that Auggie stepped down as manager, but she’s still (thankfully!) swimming in the tidepool as a jelly :)

^^Not really. I haven’t seen her since she stepped down. :(

@dxs She actually appears sometimes

I shall return. Pretty much daily, in fact.

Oh, and I’m batman.

Since I learned about Cards Against Humanity from a Q here within the past week, I have found my new main timesuck at home. Because you can play it online.

where @CWOTUS? I love the game

We have a chat section that pulls people away from answering questions but maybe that is not a bad thing. Glad you are back Fight for your original moniker.

Mad mods

Jellies fleeing to Facebook

Vampires arriving.

Otherwise, same as usual.

FYI – You can ask about tits and boobies as long as you specify they are bird tits and bird boobies.

Hey, buddy. I’m back under a different name too.

Did you try having them send you a new password? I do it all the time. I think it says, “forgot password” where you sign in, and they will mail you a new password. Just copy paste it and then you can change your password to something you like once you are logged in.

Talking Heads…“same as it ever was”

The main portal to the online (more or less beta-ish) version of Cards Against Humanity was back there. If you’ve read this far, then you missed it.

Mods were mad, Jellies were disputing. That’s pretty calm now. Many are on FB (I’m repeating what @Kardamom said). Vamps seem ok. One of our nicest members was accused of being a troll yesterday (pm me for details – not going to fire the flames by outing it here).

Yes, there are Vampires.

@osoraro Who were you?

Yes there was indeed a purge, those who let their guards down are the ones to perish, as we release our beast.

Watch @AshLeigh she’s been bitten…

Empires expanded and fell.

Human flesh was consumed.

Justin Bieber was wept over.

Many ponies were posted.

Stig stood by and observed.

@SecondHandStoke Totally agree.

We lost some folks almost all at once, don’t know why. Is that typical here?

It was the rapture. JK

Maybe it was the Vampires.

Those dreadful things…

Nah, the vamps just came in to fill the void left by the dearly departed.

@SecondHandStoke summed it up perfectly.

[Mod says] Moved to Meta, since it’s asking about Fluther.

@hud – one of the mods sent you messages regarding the issue with your primary account, and we are awaiting your reply to help straighten that out.
— One of the relatively new things (possibly even before your last visit in June) is the Contact the Mods button at the top of the page, which has been streamlined from the old “contact” button – when you use that, the message reaches everyone on the team, which is more efficient than trying to reach just one of us since our availability varies.

I’ve been here all week and I haven’t a clue what’s been happening.

”...And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.

To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly.

Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE.”

@Mimishu1995 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VXU6a9PcNI

It was the supermoon

The Vampires have never left. Just laying dormant…