NSFW. What phrases or sayings do you love?
Based on this recent question: http://www.fluther.com/174583/what-phrases-or-sayings-do-you-find-annoying-or-seem-odd/#quip3006676
I adore and sometimes use these:
“Breathing seived air” Based on a German expression for being incarcerated.
“Let’s put some lipstick on this pig” Let’s get this dubious venture over with.
“Bumfeed”, “Shrapnel” Coins, the latter used by servers to describe a bad tip.
“For S and Gs” For shits and giggles.
“Redshirted” To be the first or only to be struck down.
“HMOed”, “Ghettoed” A forced downgrading of service or coverage.
“Ricerocket”, “Tacorocket” Cars with tacky non functional modifications.
“Biomechanical Zoom” Framing a photo by stepping forward or back.
“Keghugger” Partygoers that vanish the moment the booze is depleted.
“Overcoat Show” The X-Files.
“AOLed” Given extremely friendly but ineffective customer service.
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Seek medical attention for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Hell I want to show that off.
I’m failing to see how any of these are NSFW xD
Also, I’m a big kid. I can be where ever I want.
Why, you want to be wild?
So they don’t have to be NSFW?
In that case, here are my favorite things to say:
“This motherfucker, always acting shady.” When there is a motherfucker, acting shady.
“Shit = lost.”
“Calm the bone.” When people are freaking out, or when they need to get laid.
“I will dropkick this fuckball in two seconds.” Said about anyone who is deserving of such.
“You got it, Bone Daddy.”
“Shut it, Knobby.”
“Piss off, Trooper Hiney.”
“Overkill, yo.” When people are going overboard.
“Slow ya shit.” When people are speaking too quickly.
“Pretend to comply.”
“It’s science.” said only when it is not science.
“I shall not be messed with, or questioned!” When I’m being messed with or questioned.
“Do you practice being an asshole, or is it a natural talent?”
“Until next time, kiss my dick.” I like to get off the phone this way.
“Hop off my dick.” When people are giving me shit for things.
“Thanks, shit cock.”
And so many more, but this is getting long.
Well Sweet lady, I’m going to ravish you and tell you tough beans, Night!
Lick me, love me, kiss me, hug me, make me Write bad checks
@Tropical_Willie I once heard “make me write bad checks” as “make me rape bad chefs”. Just as effective.
I once knew a guy at work who every time a stock ticked in the wrong direction would say, “choke me, bitch.”
Well bend me over and call me Suzie!
Plaing 5 on 1. (Jerking off)
Give me the illusion that you care what I think!
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