NSFW. What phrases or sayings do you love?

Based on this recent question: http://www.fluther.com/174583/what-phrases-or-sayings-do-you-find-annoying-or-seem-odd/#quip3006676

I adore and sometimes use these:

“Breathing seived air” Based on a German expression for being incarcerated.

“Let’s put some lipstick on this pig” Let’s get this dubious venture over with.

“Bumfeed”, “Shrapnel” Coins, the latter used by servers to describe a bad tip.

“For S and Gs” For shits and giggles.

“Redshirted” To be the first or only to be struck down.

“HMOed”, “Ghettoed” A forced downgrading of service or coverage.

“Ricerocket”, “Tacorocket” Cars with tacky non functional modifications.

“Biomechanical Zoom” Framing a photo by stepping forward or back.

“Keghugger” Partygoers that vanish the moment the booze is depleted.

“Overcoat Show” The X-Files.

“AOLed” Given extremely friendly but ineffective customer service.