If you rented a billboard, what would you put on it?

To some degree, it would depend where the billboard is located.

For example, if you are driving on GA 316 – between Atlanta and Athens, GA – there are a number of billboards on the side of the road giving the “I’m God – come talk to me” sort of messaging.

Well, I would go the other direction, especially if the sign were near a church. It would read

“Don’t depend on God – Think for Yourself”

Fluther – Tap the Collective

Along with the picture of Dr. Jelly in his best posing position.

Hope it would increase the users for this site :)

GET THE $^?%%*! OFF YOUR CELL PHONE !!!

accidental duplication deleted by pachy

“Eyes on the road, traffic menace!”

“Socialism Is Slavery.”

“Do You Want To Be A Slave?”

This space for rent.

Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years. ~William F. Buckley, Jr.

@shadowboxer
And on the following billboard there will be this picture

“Jesus was and is – a Socialist!

Be a good Christian!”

“Well, you did ask for a sign.” -God

A giant pair of boobs with a talking nipple commenting on the male drivers who were distracted & crashed.
“I guess you feel like a complete tit now eh?”

@ucme – a giant pair of boobs, eh?

Cameron and Clegg?

@elbanditoroso I said boobs, not pricks!

Coexist

God lied to you.

An ad for the biz, natch.

FTW! in Red, White and Blue.

Be kind.

I’m going to slightly change @elbanditoroso‘s answer and say “Don’t depend on your peers – Think for Yourself”

If you are squinting when you read this, get your eyes checked.

sigh

an important message lost because it’s too bright

Don’t eat yellow snow.

Think for yourself.

I hadn’t even thought about putting the God business in; then I saw @elbanditoroso‘s answer… but I would still leave it out. Being an atheist is no guarantee that you can think for yourself and believing in God doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t.

Not exactly a billboard, but I’m having a hard time topping this.