Something easy, what is your “It is bad to do X when Y?

Y is it bad to do X?

^ I don’t know, you have to tell us, the X would be a backpack full of hash and the Y would be the worst place or timing to get caught with it. ;-)

It would be a bad time to get caught with a backpack of hash when you are at the airport and already stoned? Like that?

It is a bad time to be at the airport and already stoned when you are bad at lying to authority figures.

It is a bad time to lie to authority figures when you see a dead body.

It is bad to see a dead body when you open the trunk of your car for a random police search.

It is a bad time to have your car randomly search by the police if you know the car is stolen.

It is bad to grow an erection when you see your mother in a bikini.

It’s bad to try to remove your pubic hair with a taser when you’re taking a bath.

@ucme @Brian1946 Nice statements, but @Hypocrisy_Central told us to write statements that are follow-up of the last statements. For example I write in my last post: “It is a bad time to lie to authority figures when you see a dead body” then @Pandora writes: “It is a bad time to see a dead body when you open the trunk of your car for a random police search”.

Just a friendly reminder :)

It’s bad to be taking a bath when you suddenly get struck with explosive diarrhea.

It’s bad to be struck with explosive diarrhoea when you are bridesmaid at your best friends wedding.

Who has found a good time to have explosive diarrhea?

It is a bad time to be a bridesmaid at your best friend’s wedding when you were the stripper at the bachelor party the night before.

Unless all of the involved parties have some particularly enlightened views about sex—in which case, well done.

It’s bad to be a stripper in your best friends wedding when you are an ardent exhibitionist and have a virulent venereal disease.

It is bad time to be an ardent exhibitionist that has a virulent venereal disease when the best man instagramed you performing a torrid lap dance on the on the groom-to-be.