Can you do any tricks, feats of athleticism or anything unusual, physically?

I can do the moonwalk pretty well. That’s really about it though

I can change my voice. I have at least 3 types of voice which are completely different from each other. Does it count?

I can nap like nobody’s business.

Roll my tongue like a taco. I know a lot of people can do it, but I think that is all I have to offer.

I can juggle, but lots of people can. One more unusual thing I can do is whistle loudly, without using any fingers. Like this, but not quite as well yet.

It’s handy for calling dogs, especially because I don’t want the fingers I use to dispense treats anywhere near my mouth.

I’m hyperflexive and make my elbows face the wrong way.

No.

Spin plates on the tip of my penis, really quite a spectacle.

Spin a volleyball on my finger.

I am absolutely incapable of anything athletic or physical.