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Who cares to play TJBM (The Jelly Below Me) #59?

Asked by ibstubro (18804points) October 3rd, 2014

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
“The Jelly below me licks the icing off of donuts.”

The response might be:
“False! I only lick icing off cake.”
or,
“True! My co-workers think I special order the donuts, because I’m on a diet.”

Then they might state:
“The Jelly below me has crooked teeth.”

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 300 responses. Hopefully almost all the Jellies will join in.

Enjoy!

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304 Answers

Khajuria9's avatar

TJBM is too tensed at the moment.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’m jelly. :)

TJBM passes gas [i.e. farts in public.

Khajuria9's avatar

False. Thats plain indecent.
TJBM loves to talk shit.

syz's avatar

False. However, I’m fluent in sarcasm.
TJBM is counting down the minutes until the weekend begins.

Khajuria9's avatar

True. I have already counted.
TJBM does not want to talk to anyone anymore.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Sorta, at times that is true.
TJBM is more concerned about peoples spelling and punctuation, than their awful driving habits .

ibstubro's avatar

False. Crappy driving can cost lives. Speeling and punktuation cn b supjective.

TJBM prefers jelly beans over applesauce.

syz's avatar

False. Jelly beans are gross.
TJBM is not wearing underwear.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True, my last day off still in my Jammies.
TJBM is a closet Democrat.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I wear my colors (social Democrat, fiscal Republican) proudly.

TJBM has an irrational fear of being surgically turned into an opossum.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Um. No. However I do have a perfectly rational fear of waking up next to one.

TJBM has lost some weight.

Strauss's avatar

Since I retired from my desk job, I’ve lost 40 pounds. No diet!

TJBM is paying too much for gas.

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

Yes. $3.64 USD/gal at the pump in Celestun, Mexico. $4.28/gal. at the marina. You always get screwed at the marina. It also seems rather high since I’m only a few miles north of Campeche, one of the biggest oil production sites on earth.

The Jelly below me just had a nice, long talk with her son.

janbb's avatar

How did you know that, Crow?

TJBM just read a great book.

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

I commune with the Sea Goddesses:. Nothing gets past them.

janbb's avatar

I’ll never trust them with my secrets again!

tedibear's avatar

Yes, and now I’m reading another one!

TJBM plans on having a low-key weekend.

jonsblond's avatar

If low-key means making watermelon jam and sitting outside in the morning with temps in the lower 40s and 20 mph winds while watching my daughter play flag football, then yes.

TJBM prefers jam over jelly.

DrasticDreamer's avatar

Very much so!

TJBM loves cuddling with animals.

Coloma's avatar

Haha….truer words have never been spoken, I just got done cuddling ” Chuck” our chicken that thinks she is a duck. Poor Chuck, she is at the bottom of the pecking order so we give her extra food a and treats every day.

TJBM loves cornbread

ibstubro's avatar

Jiffy. From a waffle iron? Even better.

TJBM thinks about naughty things as much as a teenager.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Very true. That’s the main reason for my unnecessary troubles.
TJBM refuses to grow up.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I’ve been told I’m “Peter Pan”.

TJBM looks like Peter Pan.

jonsblond's avatar

False. I’ve been told I look like a young Sissy Spacek. without the pig’s blood

TJBM likes to eat chicken skin.

Coloma's avatar

False. Not a fan of chicken skin but I do eat chicken inspite of the decades of chicken attachment. lol
TJBM is shaped like a cigar

ibstubro's avatar

Er. That is a rather personal question. Only when aroused. Which is frequently. Or almost all the time.

True.

TJBM is shaped like a kumquat.

Strauss's avatar

Let’s not get personal now!

TJBM is ready for bed.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

True, by for now.
TJBM thinks a 14 hour work day is crazy.

rojo's avatar

And is absolutely right.
TJBM won’t leave their “privates” alone right now.

reijinni's avatar

confidential
TJBM wants a mate.

snowberry's avatar

Got one. I do need to find that other shoe though.

TJBM is a bird watcher.

janbb's avatar

I love to watch them but I don’t go looking.

TJBM is a lovely person.

ibstubro's avatar

Why thank you. You’re sorta divine yourself.

TJBM knows a compliment when they see it. :)

janbb's avatar

That would be moi!

TJBM is about to take a nap.

Coloma's avatar

False, I just woke up about 30 minutes ago. haha
TJBM just woke up

ZEPHYRA's avatar

False, been awake for hours.
TJBM has a dog sitting right next to them or at their feet.

reijinni's avatar

dogs aren’t allowed in the house.
TJBM wants a their weekly dose of pizza.

jonsblond's avatar

False. Our pizza night is Wednesday when we watch Survivor. Not in the mood for it today.
TJBM is in the mood for a marathon of scary movies.

Coloma's avatar

Sounds fun!

TJBM is in the mood for a particular dinner feast

ucme's avatar

No, already eaten.
TJBM is definitely below me, but will probably say no just to be awkward :D

Khajuria9's avatar

No, I am not below the jelly above me, I am just following a sequence! ;)
TJMB so much resembles Megan Fox!

Coloma's avatar

False, more like Gweneth Paltrow.

TJBM looks like Sponge Bob Squarepants

Khajuria9's avatar

Noway!
TJBM likes to talk all the time, he just wont shut his mouth!

imnottellingu's avatar

It’s she actually, but yes that’s true.
TJBM plays soccer

Coloma's avatar

No. I hate sports involving balls, that includes men these days. hahaha
Gimme a fast horse and some water skis. lol
TJBM is afraid of balls

ibstubro's avatar

I’m sporting a couple that I’m particularly fond of.

TJBM prefers apples to oranges.

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM prefers Chicken to Beef

snowberry's avatar

Neither.

TJBM is fond of frogs legs.

Mimishu1995's avatar

GIVE ME FROGS LEGS! I’M STARVING!
TJBM prefers frogs legs.

Coloma's avatar

No, ick! haha

TJBM loves Whoppers

Khajuria9's avatar

Nope!
TJBM is constantly complaining of other people’s behavior! ;)

Here2_4's avatar

Constantly, no, but sometimes, yes.
TJBM has a lava lamp hidden away somewhere.

ibstubro's avatar

I have never owned a lava lamp. The first go-round in the 70’s someone told me that the glob was chicken fat, and that’s all I can see or think about in the presence of a lamp.

TJBM has something good planned for today.

Khajuria9's avatar

Yes, I have!
TJBM likes to be the emperor of the world!

Espiritus_Corvus's avatar

Just my part of it.
TJBM is unusually horny today.

Coloma's avatar

LOL…well…I have been so busy I haven;t thought of it, but, now that you mention it. haha

TJBM is so busy they forget they have a body.

jonsblond's avatar

False. I’m so busy but I have a body that won’t let me do much right now. I’m aware of it constantly. :(

TJBM has a creative name for their fantasy football team.

reijinni's avatar

don’t do fantasy football
TJBM is a brownpants.

ibstubro's avatar

False. I’ve been potty trained 50 years.
But I recently visited Cleveland, and returned with some cheese in tow.

TJBM knows that there is hardly a meal or dish that can’t be enhanced by some kind of cheese.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Well, if things went that way, I would stop eating rice because everyone refuses to add cheese to it :P
TJBM knows a kind of seasoning that every meal or dish needs.

ibstubro's avatar

OMG_ Rice and cheese are naturals in the US!

TJBM knows a kind of seasoning that every meal or dish needs.

Coloma's avatar

Secret ingredient, MC Cormicks seasoned meat tenderizer for killer steak sandwiches

TJBM has come up lame my foot is killing me

Strauss's avatar

Yeah, my knee has been complaining to me for the past three or four weeks.

TJBM has a birthday soon.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yeah. Less than next year.
TJBM wants their birthday to come fast.

ibstubro's avatar

Flock no, unless it’s the one past, returning. lol

TJBM has or would try eating rattlesnake meat.

Strauss's avatar

I had rattlesnake. There wasn’t much of it, so I only got a taste. It was pretty good, had it battered and fried. Don’t remember much other than it tasted like fried meat. I’d try it again, given the chance.

TJBM likes exotic meats.

imnottellingu's avatar

Well not really, I haven’t tried any. though I heard croc was good
TJBM takes time to try new things.

Coloma's avatar

Usually, but not exotic meat. Gak!

TJBM has heard of the ” Squirrelanator” Squirrel trap.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No I have not.

TJBM needs to take a walk.

Here2_4's avatar

Just did.
TJBM needs to spend some time with the dog.

tedibear's avatar

I would, if I had a dog.
TJBM had a delicious dinner.

ibstubro's avatar

Mexican. Favorite haunt. Good as always.

TJBM can count to 10 in a language other than their native one.

Mimishu1995's avatar

One, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nice, ten. Done!
TJBM would like to share about a foreign language that they have mastered

Strauss's avatar

I used to be fluent in Latin, and I am almost fluent in Spanish.

TJBM approaches a new language as a linguist.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, a cunning linguist. lol

TJBM loves home made split pea soup with home made garlic croutons eat your hearts out jellies. haha

snowberry's avatar

Oh absolutely!

TJBM hates ice cream.

ahro0703's avatar

False, ice cream is my favorite dessert
TJBM doesn’t like Mondays.

ucme's avatar

False, but I hate that fucking song.
TJBM tends to exaggerate & often struggles with context.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No, but you are describing one of my relatives.
TJBM doesn’t get on well with a relative.

Here2_4's avatar

I need two hands to count them.
TJBM hasn’t got two hands.

Coloma's avatar

Almost true. haha My hands hurt a lot from years of use.

TJBM has an aching body part

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM is lousy with money.

tedibear's avatar

No. I was raised by two children of the depression, one of whom was a banker. Handling money appropriately is almost genetic.
TJBM has said something inappropriate at a work meeting.

snowberry's avatar

Probably, but it’s been a long time.

TJBM is a cheap date.

reijinni's avatar

don’t know. Never been on a date.
TJBM keeps a Bible in every bathroom.

Here2_4's avatar

Charmin.
TJBM has been warned by Mr. Whipple.

Strauss's avatar

No, but the Charmin never complained!

TJBM actually knows who Mr Whipple is.

rojo's avatar

Sure, Mr Whipple is what a friend of mine named his penis.

TJBM thinks that this is too much information.

snowberry's avatar

Yes. I could have done without that mental image.

TJBM shops for other people.

jonsblond's avatar

Yes. I shop for my children and husband.

TJBM enjoys hot peppers. The hotter the better.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Newwwwww!

TJBM loves jalapeno poppers with the seeds and hot removed.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Err… I’m still trying to imagine what it would be like.
TJBM knows a wierd dish.

ibstubro's avatar

Yeah. You. :-)
I know all kinds of weird dishes. I’m a foodie.

TJBM distrusts foreigners.

Here2_4's avatar

Not as a group. I don’t trust anyone I don’t know, and I trust some of the people I do know less.
TJBM can’t be trusted.

Coloma's avatar

False, I am very trustworthy but I might smack your dog when you’re not looking of it is annoying me. lol

TJBM does not like annoying dogs

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Very true,does anyone like annoying dogs?
TJBM likes trap shooting.

Here2_4's avatar

I’m no good at it I am best with ground targets. I don’t like shotguns. My preference is with a rifle or handgun.
TJBM has too much on their plate for today.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes. Too much good food on my plate. I can’t eat them all!
TJBM wants a little break.

ahro0703's avatar

Yes. And no. Actually, I want a lot of break
TJBM’s ID is ahro0703

ahro0703's avatar

Yes :)
TJBM has a dog that can dance

tedibear's avatar

No.

TJBM is enjoying the weather where they are.

snowberry's avatar

Yes. After a long hot summer it’s a relief!

TJBM has a pond.

rojo's avatar

As Jed Clampett would say “A cement pond”, yes.

TJBM Is sooooo glad it is “hump day”!

Dutchess_III's avatar

I do. I have a bunch of them! My grandkids.

TJBM freaks out when people post pictures like this.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Looks like my kids when they were playing zoo. Whatcha’ gonna’ do when you want to play zoo, and have a bunch of rowdy little sisters but no dog to play the lion?

TJBM thinks caging children under any circumstances is abusive.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I had a person who actually got VERY upset with me when I posted it on Wis.dm. I told her the kids wanted to do it, and they were letting each other in and out, but she was so aghast. I think she was ready to call CPS!

No, not necessarily. That’s effectively what we do with cribs and playpens.

TJBM thinks that caging children under some circumstances is fine.

Strauss's avatar

Playpens, cribs, especially when it’s for their own protection.

TJBM thinks some adults should be caged.

snowberry's avatar

That’s what jails are, and they’re a good place for some people.

TJBM has spent a night in jail.

rojo's avatar

Many, many years ago.

TJBM can remember their first romantic kiss.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yep! On the stair way at a friend’s house. I was 14.

TJBM can remember the last time they tried a new food.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. I try ‘em often enough it’s not a big deal.

TJBM has had a wild pet before (such as a raccoon).

rojo's avatar

Well, I had a pet skunk for about a month.

TJBM believes “It is better to have loved and lost…. much better!”

snowberry's avatar

Yes. I have loved my food, and now I must “lost” the poundage.

TJBM agrees.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, not exactly. No fond of eating, which makes it easier than most for me to lose weight.

TJBM has pretty good will power.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Depends on what I’m supposed to do.
TJBM has pretty bad will power.

Coloma's avatar

I’m an all or nothing type, swing from extremely disciplined to wantonly hedonistic. lol

TJBM ate a carrot today in any form, raw, cooked, grated or in carrot cake. haha

ahro0703's avatar

Nope. I don’t have any carrots in my fridge
TJBM has extreme carrot allergy that he/she gets red eyes and fangs

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope, but cucumbers make me very sick. ( But not pickles )

TJBM has been to New York City,

ahro0703's avatar

Nope. I’ve only been to Korea, Canada, Thailand, and Japan
TJBM can speak Korean

Mimishu1995's avatar

No. But I can speak Japanese.
TJBM knows more that one language.

ahro0703's avatar

Yup. Korean &English. @Mimishu1995, are you from Japan?
TJBM is taller than 170

Mimishu1995's avatar

Nope @ahro0703, I’m from Vietnam. That makes Japanese my third language :p
I wish I was that tall…
TJBM wish they were taller.

DrasticDreamer's avatar

No. At 5’9’’, I wish I was shorter.

TJBM goes all out for Halloween.

Here2_4's avatar

I used to get pretty involved. Not so much these days.
TJBM is wanting a carnival before winter sets in.

Strauss's avatar

Hmmm…a carnival! Sounds intriguing.

TJBM is often intrigued.

snowberry's avatar

I am inquisitive…

TJBM has recently feigned illness to get out of doing something.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I just didn’t do it!

TJBM had a job interview today.

Coloma's avatar

Hell no! After what I’ve been through the last 18 months and employment, no more. I am flying under the radar now. I’m done with it all. haha

TJBM is done with it all

Dutchess_III's avatar

No, not yet. Too much crap to get paid off before retirement. Plus I’m fighting Ebola on all fronts.

TJBM is also fighting Ebola on all fronts.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Nope, not really worried about it,at this stage.
TJBM is a classic worry wort.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Nope. I’m only worried that one day Ebola will come in the form of a mosquito then infect my fish and cause total destruction!
TJBM has a lot of imagination.

Strauss's avatar

I have a great imagination.

TJBM has (or has had) one or more imaginary friends.

imnottellingu's avatar

Yes I have/had many imaginary friends. the reason is because the only one at home is my mom and she is usually chatting with friends.
TJBM Only has one parent.

jonsblond's avatar

I have one living parent. Mom just passed away in December. :(

TJBM enjoys the sound of trains.

Here2_4's avatar

Sometimes they sound like adventure to me. I like the sound then, but sometimes they just sound like a batch of coal holding up traffic. They give me a headache then.
TJBM is about ready to go home.

Strauss's avatar

No, I’m already home.

TJBM is ready to eat.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Not quite yet.
TJBM has really sexy legs.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has a nice butt.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Well… er… That’s kind of subjective. What if I say nice but the others don’t agree?
TJBM likes strange things.

snowberry's avatar

They’re not strange to me!

TJBM has a dog that rips through chew bones.

jonsblond's avatar

More like swallows whole.

TJBM is looking forward to the Ghostbusters remake staring current top female comedians.

snowberry's avatar

Huh, I had no idea. But I’ll tell the family, even if I won’t see it.

TJBM keeps fish.

ibstubro's avatar

There are always fish keeping in the freezer. I had live ones as a kid, and live fish are immensely boring.

TJBM has radically changed their hair color at least once in life.

Coloma's avatar

Nope. I am a natural blonde and it suits me well.

TJBM has been dropping things lately

Here2_4's avatar

Now that you mention it, yes, I guess so.
TJBM is good at playing catch.

Strauss's avatar

Used to be, but I can’t keep my balls from dropping lately.

Coloma's avatar

@Yetanotheruser Maybe you need a scrotum tuck. lolol
Dude…you bailed without asking a question….maybe time for a little Ginko Biloba with that scrotum tuck. haha ;-p

TJBM has seen a calf or foal being born we are watching another baby birthing right now in our neighbors pasture, the 1st calf is 11 days old so the babies should be frisking around together soon.

imnottellingu's avatar

um, no.
TJBM likes to create movies in their heads while reading books

ucme's avatar

No, but I got that beat, I like to pretend i’m in a movie whilst driving or taking a train journey.
I’m an international spy tracking down the bad guys, sometimes i’m the bad guy…yeah baby yeah!
TJBM laughs with a sound that resembles an animal or kitchen appliance.

Coloma's avatar

Not usually but I do mimic the neighbors obnoxiously loud goats. Maaaaaaaaa, Meh, meh, MEH! Goats are so annoying. lol

TJBM rides horses for sport and fun

Here2_4's avatar

Just for fun. Tomorrow I am riding with my new friend. He has horses, so I don’t have to get a rental!
TJBM is hallucinating, and thinks they are riding a camel.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…no, I am mentally sound. Maybe back in the 70’s. lol

TJBM is mentally sound

ibstubro's avatar

My most frequent mental sound is “Pffft”.

TJBM is pleased with their life.

reijinni's avatar

somewhat
tjbm is too lazy to change their life.

imnottellingu's avatar

you can’t completely change your life but I try to change what I can.
TJBM believes in ghosts.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yeah. I’m having a ghost in my cage right now.
TJBM wants to be a Ghost Buster.

ibstubro's avatar

Well, yeah, I want to be in the original “The Ghost Busters” movie! American icon.
Ghost hunter? No. It’s boring to pretend after the joke it over.

TJBM would rather be a swan than a pelican.

Coloma's avatar

But of course, make that a swan goose.

TJBM is going away for a couple days

snowberry's avatar

Nope. Talked about it, but that’s it.

TJBM likes their eggs hard cooked.

Coloma's avatar

True, I make the worlds best deviled eggs.

TJBM is having their morning coffee

reijinni's avatar

not a coffee drinker.
TJBM would sleep with a swan.

Here2_4's avatar

Joseph Swan?
TJBM has been resurrected.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Um. Yeah. In November of 2012.

TJBM thought today was going to be a sports free day.

Here2_4's avatar

Gosh, no!
TJBM sometimes gets sidetracked.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not very often.

TJBM has been working on identifying something today.

snowberry's avatar

Uhhh, not that I can think of. Just got a lotta work done.

TJBM thinks bugs and creepie crawlies are creepy and crawlie.

jonsblond's avatar

Nope. I think they are interesting and photogenic. (I just took this pic today. I belong to an insect photography group on fb).

TJBM appreciates the beauty that can be found in the Midwest.

snowberry's avatar

Sure, but some areas are nicer than others. We lived in Anderson, Indiana for a few years. The town was kind of a disaster, but our back yard was phenomenally beautiful.

TJBM is looking forward to Monday.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Not at all. This is Monday and I’m drown in my work.
TJBM wants to go back to Sunday.

Here2_4's avatar

More horseback riding? Sure! I could be glad to skip the part where I spilled milk on the floor though.
TJBM will be having a cookout this week for someone special.

snowberry's avatar

No plan for that, but it sounds fun…

TJBM loves to swim.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes I do!

TJBM had a terrible weekend.

Here2_4's avatar

No, good one. One piece of news brought down the joy just a bit.
TJBMhas some good news, and will tell us.

snowberry's avatar

One of my daughters is moving out and she’s so excited about it.

TJBM will tell us what they love about their life.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, my grandkids are the highlight!

TJBM will show us some pics of their kids or grandkids.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Will do! In 60 years.
TJBM thinks they’re still young.

snowberry's avatar

You bet! I don’t listen to anyone telling me to “Act your age!”

TJBM thinks the world is flat.

Here2_4's avatar

I did, but you made such a big deal about it, now I don’t know.
TJBM is open to new points of view.

snowberry's avatar

On some subjects, absolutely. Others, not so much. We’re probably all like that.

TJBM is off to a day of shopping.

Here2_4's avatar

Wrong. Off to work, now.
TJBM is also in a rush and almost forgot to finish their post.

Mimishu1995's avatar

No! I’m going to finish it. I’m telling you a story. It’s about

Mimishu1995's avatar

TJBM is in no hurry.

snowberry's avatar

No hurry at all, but I must not sit here all day.

TJBM has at least one rescue animal.

Strauss's avatar

Yes. She’s been with us for about 12 years, now and she’s still going strong!

TJBM also has at least one rescue animal.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes. Two animal rescues, to be exact. (I figure every animal that is adopted is a rescue in some way. But out of the 3 animals I have, 2 could be considered rescues.)

TJBM is covered in scratches from one of his/her animal rescues.

snowberry's avatar

Nope.

TJBM thinks everything is better with CHOCOLATE!

ibstubro's avatar

Poutine and chocolate? I think not. Not unless you’re having guests. Ralph and Earl.

TJBM thinks it would be terrific if we could have sunbows!

snowberry's avatar

Sure! Sounds like a great idea!

TJBM has read or heard of this book: http://www.amazon.com/Cheapskate-Monthly-Makeover-Debt-Proof-Living/dp/0312954115
or Mary Hunt’s website: http://www.everydaycheapskate.com/

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes! This is the first time.
TJBM knows a good book.

snowberry's avatar

Lots. PM me if you’re interested.

TJBM is off to bed. I am.

Strauss's avatar

No, it’s 12 hours later, and I’m about to have some brunch.

TJBM is a social butterfly

Coloma's avatar

As my profile says, ½ social butterfly ½ hermit. A good balance. :-)

TJBM has had a gall bladder attack before OMG..I will never eat Thousand Island dressing again. lol

snowberry's avatar

Yep. I don’t care for submarine sandwiches for the same reason.

TJBM loves to camp out. Smores, anyone?

Here2_4's avatar

Just the toasty marshmallows for me, thank you.
TJBM wants a hay ride to that camp out.

Mimishu1995's avatar

If only I could enjoy a true camping day…
TJBM wants to enjoy camping in its true meaning.

jonsblond's avatar

I do. I haven’t camped in four years. I miss it.

TJBM likes to eat breakfast for dinner.

snowberry's avatar

Bacon and eggs aren’t my favorite meal, but that’s what I had tonight.

TJBM knows how to preserve food.

Strauss's avatar

Yep. Got a couple of jars of tomatoes, pickles, beets, and other goodies that are a couple years old. I opened some tomatoes a couple months ago to use in a soup, and they were delicious!

TJBM likes to cook.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not particularly, although I am good at it.

TJBM likes to eat.

Strauss's avatar

Yes, and I am good at it!

TJBM is good at something and knows it.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

Grooming.

TJBM is ripping off Adobe Systems by pirating Photoshop.

snowberry's avatar

I wouldn’t have the slightest idea of how to do that.

TJBM has held/petted a wild animal before.

jonsblond's avatar

I was able to touch a sea otter when I was swimming in the ocean while visiting a nude beach south of San Luis Obispo, CA. The otters were very curious and friendly at that location.

TJBM likes to eat wild game.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. Rick’s bro sent us some deer once. It was so bloody and gross! I realize that it’s just a psychological thing but there it is.

TJBM is tired of this thing that’s hurting him or her.

reijinni's avatar

tired of not having enough money.
TJBM had enough.

Coloma's avatar

Enough of what, money? Not anymore but it was great while my season of prosperity lasted.

TJBM has wrenched their back recently. Thank God for controlled substances. lol

Here2_4's avatar

No, but I had some tired leg muscles the other day.
TJBM is elusive.

Coloma's avatar

Nah, I am a babbley wonder most of the time. haha

TJBM had vegetable soup for dinner

Mimishu1995's avatar

Not soup, but noodle.
TJBM is a vegetarian.

ibstubro's avatar

Yup. I started eating seafood as a nod to convenience a couple years back. I was a Veg so long, I don’t remember when it started. 20 years, give 10, take 5.

TJBM enjoys a good foot rub, even if you have to do it yourself.

Coloma's avatar

I prefer a back rub if you please. She who is stoned on Vicodin after wrenching my back on a bad ass cutting horse yesterday. lol

TJBM knows what a Cutting Horse is

Strauss's avatar

Used by true cowboys/cowgirls!

TJBM learned how to yodel in the saddle.

Here2_4's avatar

My yodeling leaves a lot to be desired.
TJBM has lots they desire.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Not really, because I’m very greedy ~
TJBM is greedy.

snowberry's avatar

Nope.
TJBM is sleepy. I am, and I’m off to bed.

Here2_4's avatar

In about five minutes I am off to work. Sorry I didn’t make it back last night to the chat room. The Fluther activity was suddenly quite busy, and I got so involved.
TJBM has tickets to go skiing.

Coloma's avatar

No, only to the Mandarin Orange festival here in Nov. haha

TJBM likes farmy, fruity, festivals

Here2_4's avatar

I’ve been to a peach festival, garlic festival, Field Days (with tractor pulls and chariot races),, and lots of old time county fairs. Love them!
TJBM is the best JBM ever!

reijinni's avatar

not quite
TJBM is tired of mowing yards.

Strauss's avatar

I think I’ve got one more mow for the rest of the year.

TJBM has one more of something for the year.

Coloma's avatar

Two more months til my birthday!

TJBM is a holiday baby

ibstubro's avatar

Once or twice I think I was Easter.

TJBM has heard an unfamiliar sound recently.

Coloma's avatar

Haha…I JUST got startled by my friends race car starting up in the shop here. Damn that thing is loud I had a mini-seizure. lol

TJBM has been to a race at Laguna Seca

Strauss's avatar

No, but I have been to a race at Indy.

TJBM has been to a race recently.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes. Everyday. Not only am I in a race, but I also participate in it. Because I’m a reckless rider!
TJBM drives very fast.

jonsblond's avatar

No. I’m in no hurry when I drive. Impatience causes accidents.

TJBM enjoys stand-up comedy.

reijinni's avatar

of course
TJBM has found victory over Jesus.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Sad but true.

TJBM has a pet at the vet’s.

ibstubro's avatar

False. My pet days are over.

TJBM has had more the 6 pets at the same time.

reijinni's avatar

never
TJBM has ridden in the back of a cop car.

snowberry's avatar

I don’t think so…thank goodness!

TJBM has a motorcycle or ridden on one.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes. It’s my best road friend. I can’t go anywhere without it.
TJBM has been on a cop motorcycle.

snowberry's avatar

Nope.

TJBM has something made with lace.

Here2_4's avatar

Yes, but don’t expect me to say what!
TJBM has something made of leather.

Coloma's avatar

Lots pf leather here, boots and saddles and bridles.

TJBM has hurt themselves pretty badly recently

snowberry's avatar

Broke my toe. Wheeled around in a wheel chair for a couple of months because crutches hurt.

TJBM has used crutches before.

ibstubro's avatar

Not that I recall. I’ve never had a diagnosed broken bone.

TJBM has eaten seafood for breakfast before.

snowberry's avatar

Probably.

TJBM hates the water.

Strauss's avatar

I love the water!

TJBM has been to a beach recently.

ibstubro's avatar

I see the river beach, usually several times a day. I never get very near – and never in – the water.

TJBM has flown in a single engine airplane.

snowberry's avatar

Nope. But I’ve flown one of those fancy hobby airplanes with single engines. They’re cool.

TJBM wants to live in the country.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yep. I’m curious of life in the country.
TJBM is already living in the country.

Coloma's avatar

True. Just was sitting out on the porch with my coffee watching some quail bobble along in the pasture and the 2 new calves across the way scampering around in the grass with their mamas.The 2 donkeys grazing and the horses calling for breakfast. haha
Last night the Coyotes were right up at the house here, whooping away.

TJBM has a telescope

reijinni's avatar

had one, just have binoculars
TJBM wants to learn Welsh.

Here2_4's avatar

I don’t think it would help.
TJBM needs some help a question on Fluther won’t fix.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Mmmm, IDK.

TJBM wonders where have all the Jellies gone.

Here2_4's avatar

I know where the jellies have gone. Some feel they no longer need Fluther. Most are hiding in the reefs, and ravines, waiting for a time when it seems both safe, and appropriate for them to return. Perhaps if a flood of new activity showed suddenly in their email accounts? Such as, receiving GAs and GQs from everybody at once.
TJBM is going to GA a bunch of hidden jellies today.

Coloma's avatar

I am a GA type, always give a GA if I like someones sharing or it is well written, etc.

TJBM is enjoying a perfect fall day

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes. Wish we were camping, but Football.

TJBM doesn’t care for football.

Here2_4's avatar

@Coloma I was referring to past jellies, in an effort to bring them back. If they get lots of sudden attention, it will show up in their email.
I enjoy an occasional game, but I am no fanatic. It depends on who is playing. My favorites is when the local schools are playing. Sometimes it is still fun to huddle on the high school bleachers with a cushion and blanket, and scream for the boys of my friends. In high school I dated our QB for a while, and so it kind of takes me back.
TJBM was/is a cheerleader.

jonsblond's avatar

Nope. I was a bank geek.

TJBM has made or helped their children make a Native American diorama. (That’s what we’re doing this weekend.)

snowberry's avatar

Yes, or something similar. I don’t exactly remember.

TJBM is the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Here2_4's avatar

There are other knives in the drawer?
TJBM isn’t allowed to play with sharp objects.

jonsblond's avatar

My husband is sharp. I get to play with him all the time. ;)

TJBM is watching Peyton Manning make history tonight.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Who’s that?
TJBM can create something good from toothpicks.

Here2_4's avatar

Yes I can. I once built a little old fashioned one room schoolhouse replica with them.
TJBM has seen an old one room schoolhouse before it was destroyed.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Had a couple of different friends that lived in converted one room school houses.

TJBM has an appointment with a Doctor in the next month

jonsblond's avatar

I have two. With a cardiologist and pulmonologist.

TJBM likes to eat crust.

snowberry's avatar

Not so fond of pizza crust, but brownie crusts (the brownies that were taken from the edge of the pan) are wonderful. Also pot roast crusts (the crispy parts) are pretty good.

TJBM has been to another continent.

OpryLeigh's avatar

Many times

TJBM has recently enjoyed a pampering session.

snowberry's avatar

Not really. You can take my turn.

TJBM has to choose between two things today.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yes. Whether to accept the hang out invitation or stay at home and work.
TJBM wants a holiday.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Just had one,and went to visit my Dad.
TJBM wishes they could have a four day weekend every weekend,but don’t like the idea of a 14hour work day to have it.

reijinni's avatar

might be worth it.
TJBM wants a full-time job.

Dutchess_III's avatar

True dat.

TJBM got to talk to the IRS today.

snowberry's avatar

No! Don’t want to either. Who would?

TJBM is a spendthrift.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh, hell no! Penny pincher from hell here.

TJBM had a good conversation with the IRS today. Nice people!

snowberry's avatar

Oh, they answered the phone then? I didn’t get that idea from your post. Was your problem resolved?

As for me, Nope. Don’t wanna either.

TJBM is thrilled to have a job.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I was typing as I was on hold…Yeah, they answered.

I don’t have a job. :(

TJBM ate a chocolate cookie after her low cal Subway sandwich!

Here2_4's avatar

Stuffed to the gills on spaghetti! No room for cookies of any kind.
TJBM visits bakeries without buying anything, going just for the smells.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Yep. I know a very expensive French bakery. I know I can’t never buy anything from it, so I just hang around for the smell.
TJBM loves window shopping.

DrasticDreamer's avatar

I window shop all the time, even if it’s only online!

TJBM hates going to the mall.

rojo's avatar

Duh.

You can tell by the way I ended this that it is time to start a new thread, I am tired of scrolling down.

Coloma's avatar

TJBM thinks it is time for a new thread

Coloma's avatar

…and so we fade away,away,awaaa….

ibstubro's avatar

I don’t understand this ‘scrolling down’ business. When I click on a question I’m automatically taken to the post after the last one I looked at?

snowberry's avatar

@ibstubro If you click on the “Activity for you List”, that’s what happens. It only shows the new activity.

ibstubro's avatar

They why are people doing all this tiresome scrolling, @snowberry?

I click on ‘activity for me’, then click on the questions in the list, and I’m taken directly to the new activity.
“I don’t understand this ‘scrolling down’ business.”

snowberry's avatar

@ibstubro I’m sorry, I don’t understand. I don’t scroll down, unless it’s an old question with lots and lots of answers and I’m exploring it the first time. Perhaps your question is best addressed to the mods.

ibstubro's avatar

@rojo said, @snowberry, “You can tell by the way I ended this that it is time to start a new thread, I am tired of scrolling down.”

Why, if he’s following the question, is he scrolling down?

A number of times this question has re-started because members get tired of scrolling down. I do not understand that.

Here2_4's avatar

Perhaps it is the scrolling back up, which is easily avoided by using the back arrow.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I was scrolling on the beach one day. In the merry, merry month of May…..

snowberry's avatar

@ibstubro Perhaps he meant that it takes too a long time to load when the answers get to be too many. That is true, and why we make new questions and abandon the old ones.

Dutchess_III's avatar

This thread didn’t take long to load.

TJBM has wondered what happened to TJBM thread.

Here2_4's avatar

No. Some seem to have trouble with it, others don’t. I see no cause for name calling or rock throwing. More dance partners this way I think.
TJBM wants to shop here.
http://exoticanimalsforsale.net/camels-for-sale.asp

Dutchess_III's avatar

(But we’re on to #60….)

No, I do not want a camel!

Mimishu1995's avatar

Well, there aren’t 300 responses anyway, so can we just make it to 300 now?

snowberry's avatar

Sorry I jumped the gun…

Here2_4's avatar

Am I too late?

snowberry's avatar

Gosh. You just couldn’t let it die a natural death, could you???

Mimishu1995's avatar

But if you let it live on, it will be impossible to load

snowberry's avatar

They’re having too much fun…

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