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What would be your reaction?

Asked by Araphel (1675points) October 20th, 2014

If someone off the streets handed you a note that reads, (I like your house when your not there)

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dappled_leaves's avatar

I’d add the missing apostrophe and hand it back to him with a grim stare.

jonsblond's avatar

I’d look at the missing apostrophe and roll my eyes. Then I would giggle.

rojo's avatar

Hand them a note which reads “I like your mom when you’re not there.”

hug_of_war's avatar

I don’t live in a house, so I wouldn’t care much. I’d just throw it away.

Mimishu1995's avatar

Hand them a note which reads: “Your what?”

Winter_Pariah's avatar

Jokes on you! I don’t own a house!

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

I’d offer the note back to wipe the blood from their nose.

Here2_4's avatar

The missing apostrophe has been handled already by others. I would ask Pat for a vowel to follow the “R”; probably “E”.
Since nothing is missing, or out of place, I would have to assume this person is either lieing, or a very neat, respectful visitor, or they like to hang around outside of empty houses. I guess I would say thank you, and that I feel the same. I like my house when they are not there.

Pixidust's avatar

Ha! I would say, hey! When you are there, how about doing some dishes!

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

I’d check the back of their ankles. No nip marks, they’re lying. My dog is quite the nipper.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

I’m ALWAYS there so you won’t be liking it much anymore.

AshlynM's avatar

I’d immediately check his grammar.

UnholyThirst's avatar

Smile politely and then invite them over immediately…

kritiper's avatar

Correctly spelled – “you’re” to replace “you are”

linguaphile's avatar

I’d raise an eyebrow and scoff. Nobody likes my house when we’re not there- our two large, extremely loud dogs wouldn’t be very happy with a stranger in the house.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’d ask him how he managed to escape when my German Shepherd went for his jugular.

Inspired_2write's avatar

Report them as a stalker. A threatening stalker at that.
Hand the note to the Police.

Dutchess_III's avatar

A stalker with bad grammar. Let’s not forget the grammar.

KNOWITALL's avatar

I’d politely ask them what they meant by that & probably make a citizens arrest. I don’t take threats lightly.

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