Who cares to play TJBM (The Jelly Below Me) #60?

@Coloma said, “TJBM thinks it’s time for a new thread.”

Done!

TJBM thinks it’s time to feed their dog.

Actually, yes. She’s laying next to me right now.

TJBM does not enjoy all the darkness this time of year.

No. It’s night here.
TJBM is full.

True, and ready for the day
TJBM is sure glad they don’t have to scroll down to answer this question.

Well yeah, and since I posted it, I’m patting myself on the back.

TJBM thinks it’s weird to pat yourself on the back.

Only if you have really short arms.

TJBM is regular.

And if I’m not, I know what to do about it.

TJBM is going to post on this thread and get it going again: http://www.fluther.com/106718/one-thing-that-you-dig-about-the-jelly-above-is-___/

Hooray! TJAM was someone I could recognize!
TJBM will send @snowberry ‘s link to everyone they can think of so it can get fun again!

Not before I answer the question :P
TJBM is looking for another cool question that can be revived once again.

I have done sending it to some people now

False.

TJBM is trying to earn her paycheck.

Not anymore, retirement with lots of volunteering.

TJBM just noticed the change of seasons.

Wrong. It was a sudden shock about three or four weeks ago to see dead leaves all over the lawn when I woke one morning. It was hot and sunny, and I hadn’t felt any clues until I saw that layer if leaves.A few days later, the rain began. Then I felt it.
TJBM is very excited about something today.

Yes. @snowberry has just started another TJBM thread.
TJBM has a great day.

It will be a day of sleep, because I didn’t get much last night.

TJBM thinks that there’s nothing much better than a good, long, nap.

Mmmmm…I am not a napper, I stay groggy the rest of the day, I go for the long nights sleep.

TJBM has been having tummy troubles

Not recently

TJBM is waiting for pizza

Oh I wish, but I am on a boring bland diet until my issues clear up. Bah.
TJBM is drinking coffee

False. I have not been a coffee drinker for years.
TJBM is drinking tea (either iced or hot.)

not right now
TJBM is under lockdown (I’m not).

No, but the ranch animals undergo a Delta Lockdown check every night here.
Chicken coops locked down, horses blanketed and locked in stalls, ducks and geese locked in barn, dog in, cats in. CHECK! lol

TJBM has a magnetic star chart for all their daily routines.

Nope. I do keep lists…which I often lose.

TJBM looks the other way when certain people do certain things.

But I always keep a supply of tissues on hand just in case.
TJBM Enjoys gladiator movies.

Not anymore, seen one seen them all.
TJBM drinks at least four cups of coffee a day.

That is my one pot a day.

TJBM is a tea drinker.

InTEAd! I’m drinking tea right now.

TJBM loves puns.

I’ve been referred to as an “incorrigible punster!” (Do not incorrige)

TJBM has been accused of being incorrigible.

@Yetanotheruser “Do not incorrige” is one of my favorite puns!

False, people don’t use that word often enough.

TJBM told ten puns to ten friends, hoping to get a laugh.

Not recently. But I’ll try to get around to it.

TJBM has had a loooong day.

Nope. I laid in bed all day and red a James Patterson book.

TJBM needs a time out, too.

“Time to go out”? No, I want more time in. It’s getting cold here.
TJBM hates the cold.

Nope. I’m okay with it.

TJBM would like a foot rub.

Naw, I’d rather go to a storytelling festival.

TJBM loves math.

No. Can I trade for the foot rub?
TJBM will say tradsies is okay.

Absotutely! Would you go to the storytelling festival with me anyway? You’ll be glad you did!

TJBM wonders what a storytelling festival is…

It’s a… festival?, where people tell… stories?

TJBM keeps their nails looking nice.

Pearly pink natural.

TJBM saw a good movie last week.

@cookieman yep, and it’s amazing! Lots of the stories are for adults too. I could go on and on…

Nope

TJBM is baking today.

I baked peanut butter cookies yesterday. Today is chicken noodle soup in the crock pot.

TJBM is looking forward to carving pumpkins soon.

I would if I was in the US.
TJBM is thinking of changing their avatar for Halloween.

No.

TJBM loves the snow.

False. I love ice ice baby.

TJBM is a window licker.

Yuck! Definitely not!
TJBM wastes a lot of valuable time

No, time is an illusion, as long as it gets done who cares about time? haha
TJBM is easily distracted

Not really.

TJBM is bored.

Watchin’ TV…Watchin’ TV… Watchin’ TV…
TJBM is a Graduate from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

False, I am a graduate of the professional waterfowl management task force.

TJBM is in a task force

Yes. It’s called cleanin’ up somebuddy else’s messes.

TJBM thinks I need to get a real job.

That IS a job. I’d charge $17 an hour min. lol

TJNM believes that all work is of value, paid or not

Absoutely!

TJBM does volunteer work (works for free for a good cause).

False. ..no time. TJBM has a bad headache.

No. That was a couple of days ago.

TJBM would pay to fly to the moon if they had the money.

False. I would rather visit the thermal vents on the ocean floor.

TJBM has to remove their shirt when they poop.

False…I’m no George Costanza!

TJBM is going out of town this weekend.

nope
TJBM is a slow mover.

Nope. I’m stuck in my schoolwork.
TJBM wants a Halloween day off.

True. I’m thinking about burning a vacation day on Halloween to enjoy the semi-rare three day spooky holiday.

TJBM doesn’t believe in vaccinating their children.

False. I’ll risk the 1–2% chance of complications over archaic diseases and modern diseases.

TJBM knows that their pets vaccinations usually offer lifelong immunity but must be repeated because of the law on a regular basis.

Didn’t know that. I’ll read up on it.

TJBM is a cheese fanatic.

omg. Cheese curds anyone?

TJBM has a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Clang, clang!

TJBM doesn’t have any plans for the weekend.

Yeah. Any idea?
TJBM wants some inspiration.

No, I want some sleep. lol

TJBM is going to bed by 10

Nope, probably not until at least 2am.

TJBM is a night owl.

I’m an introvert hoo loves the solitude of the evening. I can accomplish quite a bit without distractions, and I love to sleep until 10 am or longer.

TJBM knows that dark chocolate is superior to all other forms of chocolate.

Without a doubt!
TJBM would like to do a taste test with every known type of chocolate, just to be certain.

Absolutely! Bring it on!

TJBM has an exceptional driving record.

True, I actually got a ticket for 81 in a 25 zone Thats pretty good eh?
TJBM has 22 Cats

How about 22 stuffed cats?
TJBM likes stuffed animals.

As long as there aren’t too many.

TJBM has extremely realistic looking stuffed animals.

False, but I have extremely realistic looking real animals. haha

TJBM loves to kiss horse lips

That’s never occurred to me…
but once I saw someone kissing a baby opossum. Aaack! Those things stink, even after being scrubbed down with disinfectant!

TJBM has had a dog jump up and lick them between the lips.

Once. I try to discourage that type of behavior in canines.

TJBM feels confused about why there is only one line here.

Sets @Yetanotheruser in time out for messing everyone up!

No, I’m not confused.

TJBM thinks there should be jail time for Jellies who mess up.

Just let them swim in the Love Canal
TJBM has made a questionable financial decision.

False. At $15,000 the Brooklyn Bridge was a steal.

TJBM is saving up their food stamps and burning down the trailer park.

And a regular bonfire it is.

TJBM is into science fiction in a big way.

Meh! More like fantasy. ..

TJBM had someone they like hurt their feelings today.

It was yesterday actually.

TJBM has had a long, tiring week.

Yes, she has.

TJBM had a sub for dinner.

Yes.
TJBM had someone they didn’t like make them smile.

No, I try to only be around people I like, the rest can go to hell. haha

TJBM is going to hell in a hand basket

No a “super market basket” !

TJBM has green hair.

My blonde hair turned green from swimming all summer when I was growing up in Vegas, but that was many years ago.

TJBM has never taken a selfie.

Took one each morning week before last while on vacation.

TJBM thinks this parody on Ebola is in poor taste.

Oh, that is hysterical. I am sharing the link with all my friends. Thank you for providing.
TJBM wants pie.

I did want pie, until I ate a slice. :D

TJBM prefers savory to sweet.

I prefer the other way around.
TJBM has a mouth for sweets.

If it’s not too sweet.

TJBM has had poison ivy before.

Yup. Never got it in all my years of Boy Scouts. Got it cutting a Christmas Tree.
TJBM loves Flea Markets

To a point.

TJBM is a mall rat.

No! I hate malls, I am a stall rat, just leave me with the horses, I can dress up really nice without malls, creative boutiques are where its at for me.
TJBM thinks that Ebola parody on the song Lola is freaking brilliant!

My timing is freaking brilliant. Here I am, back just in time to comment again on the parody. I love the expressions on the other guy’s face as he becomes more paranoid. I could have done without that specimen.
TJBM is planning something big for next weekend! Am I invited?

Nothing much. But if you are in Colorado PM me.

TJBM is always willing to meet a fellow jelly.

Sure! Not a lot of them in person though.

TJBM has or had a pet bird.

nope
TJBM has wanted to capture a squirrel or crawdad.

I have captured both actually. lol

TJBM has many animal stories

Absolutely!

TJBM is very creative in the kitchen.

Sometimes. Sometimes I am a stranger in my own kitchen, and ideas just don’t seem to like me.
TJBM is afraid of clowns.

Not afraid but do not care for them. Gnomes too…who the hell wants gnome statues in their yard anyway? lol

TJBM kidnaps Gnomes and holds them hostage

We used to kidnap my friend’s dad’s garden gnomes in high school. Does that count?

TJBM has gotten their flu shot.

She has indeed.

TJBM is almost ready for bed.

Not quite, only 6:35 on a gloomy, rainy eve here. Just relaxing after dinner now.

TJBM heard of the 2 sheriffs deputies shot and killed in my area of Northern CA. yesterday by a lunatic carjacker

Yes, from TJAM.

His death came 26 years later to the day his father, a Riverside County sheriff’s deputy, was killed in the line of duty.

So sad.

TJBM fluthers more when they’re stressed out.

Mmmmm…...I fluther at random, early morning and evening the most. @fluthernutter I know, so sad.

TJBM has been having some health issues recently

Nope. I’m doin’ good.

TJBM has errands before bed.

Last night. Chased the stray cat away.
TJBM has a stray cat wander around their home.

Not that I’ve seen. Too many dogs I guess.

TJBM joined Fluther within the last year.

No, Been here a while.

TJBM has to go on a trip soon.

There’s always a trip in my future.

TJBM keeps fish.

Only magnetic fish.
(Kids bath toys.)

TJBM drinks like a fish.

I do try to stay hydrated, but I bet that’s not what you were thinking of.

TJBM is happy to finally be home.

I’m always home.
TJBM is away from home.

Nope. But not in bed, as has been suggested by family members.

TJBM is or has met someone who does not believe the Holocaust existed.

It seems like I did have an argument over it with someone, and feeling stunned they couls feel that way,, but if so, I can’t recall who.
TJBM knows someone who fled the holocaust, or was unable to flee because of the holocaust.

I did. Now deceased family friends when I was a kid. She was taken from Poland with her sister and mother her father and brother were killed.
Her husband was taken from Latvia and they survived and settled in the southwest.

TJBM will tell us about their pets, names, species, breeds, if they have any pets.

Chipmonk is an Aussie shepherd mix that we got from a shelter about 11 years ago.

TJBM has a shelter pet.

Yes we do. Her name is Noel (but I call her Meowelle) she is 1 year old and loves to torment my old cat Cuddles. Cuddles is the littermate of Rascal who is my Avatar.
TJBM drives a foreign car manufactured in the US

No.

TJBM has a long commute to work.

I work from home for the time being.

TJBM prefers tea to coffee.

That’s what my grandfather will say.
TJBM prefers cheese to chocolate.

It’s 50/50 on that one. I love both.

TJBM has eaten a taco in the last 7 days

No, but thanks to you, I will now. Probably tomorrow.
TJBM is easily influenced by things other people mention.

Depends. Tacos yes, Heroin no. haha

TJBM had chicken for dinner

No. Vegetarian. But I did have a teeny tiny taste of Hubby’s dinner, which indeed had chicken in it.

TJBM has trouble remembering to stand up straight. Shoulders Back!

Yes, and I hate it. Due to a rib injury that won’t heal (ribs pop out of place a lot) and, well… boobs… it’s not easy for me anymore. :-/

TJBM isn’t afraid to admit that they’re still scared of the dark.

Not usually, but if there’s anything that gives me pause, I’m very careful.

TJBM is planning to stay up all night.

I would if today was New Year’s Eve.
TJBM wants New Year’s Eve to come fast.

I am okay with not getting old any faster than I am already.
TJBM is getting old enough to wonder why they didn’t do certain things when they could, darn it!

I am old enough, but I don’t wonder, I pretty much know why I did or did not do certain things. It boils down to opportunity (or lack thereof), desire (or lack thereof) or foresight (or lack therof).

TJBM thinks all of life’s choices boil down to these three things: opportunity, desire, or foresight.

hindsight too. haha

TJBM has a silver car

Uh, yes. And I hate it.

TJBM hates their car.

No. I love my car, it is getting old but it has been a faithful and reliable vehicle.

TJBM names their cars

Well, just the one that I call Stupid Shit.

TJBM thinks long and hard about what to name a new pet.

I never have taken more than a few seconds, so far as I can remember. Each of my pets had some characteristic of their appearance or personality which lent quickly to a name. My pinto pony was patches, so was a calico cat Felix was a black cat with a white neck. Gigi was a lively little Hamster. A hermit crab with a taste for choosing fancy shells for itself got named Liberace.
TJBM has a candelabra.

Well, I have candles and I have a bra. Does that count?

TJBM is glad their daughter isn’t dying.

If I had one, I would be glad!

TJBM just paid their bills.

No, but thanks for the reminder.

OH!

TJBM appreciates a reminder now and then.

I do. However, I’m usually in charge of doing the reminding. Then I get accused of nagging. “I said I’d do it and I will! You don’t have to remind me every 6 months!”

TJBM is still hanging out on TJBM #59.

Sure.
TJBM is afraid of being caught for…

Caring.

TJBM listens to The Voice with their eyes closed and pretends that it’s softcore porn.

Nope. I don’t watch it.
TJBM thinks there are so many gameshows involving singing and dancing nowadays (this is what’s happening in my country. I’m getting fed up!)

No, in my country it’s all reality shows and asinine game shows that hype up the drama to the point I want to gag.

TJBM loves game shows!

Not all of them, but Jeopardy is one of my favorite shows of any genre.

TJBM is getting ready for @Coma’s 40K party! ;-p

More than ready! I will host the party if possible.
TJBM is happy with other jellies’ achievement.

Absolutely!
TJBM enjoys listening to Polka music while vacuuming the house Naked.

Well,one out of two anyway.
TJBM has big plans for the weekend and can hardly contain themselves.

No. However our next door neighbors made up for it. They were partying in their backyard until 3 AM, and the noise funneled right into our bedrooms. It shot our Saturday all to pieces because we had to sleep in to make up for their night of “fun”.

TJBM is a late night partier.

If you call late night, ending at 9:30.

TJBM is at work and bored.

I am home here at the ranch and it is 9:11 a.m. Already been out with the farrier trimming the donkeys feet and checking the horses shoes and we are all going out to collect more firewood on the property today and then making veggie pizzas for dinner.

TJBM is an outdoorsey type

Normally. Been lazy lately though.

TJBM wishes they could go back to when they were invincible.

True, as that great 20th century philosopher Neil Peart said _”...we are only immortal for a limited time.”
TJBM finds life trying at times but has no desire to give up on it yet.

of course
TJBM wants to go back to when they were invisible.

And that was only in my dreams, and only while I was flying, but I’d always lose power and sink to the ground just as my pursuer was catching up to me.

TJBM actually has had the chance to confront their adversary in their dreams.

yeah – but he looked a lot like my former husband.

TJBM just farted.

That bad huh?

TJBM wanted to take credit but was beaten to the punch.

True. All’s fair in love and farts.

TJBM thinks that rhubarb is a regretful perennial.

I don’t have an opinion one way or another.

TJBM is faster than a speeding bullet!

Not any more!

TJBM likes seeing cats doing things for the very first time, like climbing a tree.

Sure. But I am not around any cats, so it’s unlikely to happen.

TJBM is looking for a job.

False. I’m happily semi-retired and more than meeting the bills.

TJBM has cooked using plants from their lawn.

I don’t have a lawn.
TJBM grows something in their home.

Yes! Lots of plants.

TJBM loves a spa day.

I’ve never had an actual spa day, but I do love treating myself at home. Candles, bubble baths, music, oils, etc.

TJBM has jumped in a pile of leaves this year.

Nope. Not enough to rake.

TJBM loves to bake.

I love to rake and bake. My maple-leaf pie is the envy of the ‘hood!

TJBM has swam in a fake lake.

If by “fake lake” you mean man-made, then yes, indeed. :)

TJBM regularly volunteers.

Yes. In class. I often volunteer to do tasks, answer questions…
TJBM likes schools.

Sure.
TJBM has a weird critter sitting on their roof.

Not sure, can’t see the roof from the jury room.

TJBM has been called for jury duty.

Have you been reading my mail?
TJBM believes in jury nullification.

@Yetanotheruser , are you on Fluther while deciding someone’s fate in a legal case>

I don’t know what you are talking about.
TJBM knows what @rojo is talking about.

I do because I looked it up.

TJBM also knows what jury nullification means.

I am not going to look it up before I answer, but I think it’s actually jury nullification or the law. It happens when a jury’s declares someone innocent despite the evidence and the law. It essentially nullifies the law because the accuse cannot face double jeopardy.

@Here2_4 I posted while waiting as part of a jury pool of about 100 people. I was never impaneled, and was dismissed about an hour after my post.

TJBM knows what double jeopardy is (as a legal term).

Yup. You cannot be tried twice for the same crime.

TJBM has read “War and Peace.”

Every agonizing page.
TJBM annually reads “The Prince” by Machiavelli

never read it.
TJBM is trying to find out how Baldrick got sainted.

Nope.

TJBM speaks two or more languages.

And with a forked tongue too!

TJBM is ready for their lunch.

I’m ready! What are we having, @janbb ?

TJBM would like to have lunch with another jelly.

I often do. I have lunch frequently in the watering hole with another jelly.
TJBM would like to have lunch on a yacht today.

Have lunch on a river? Sure.
TJBM wants to have lunch at an unusual place.

Sounds awesome! I’ll be over for lunch @Mimishu1995! Expect me tomorrow at noon!

TJBM is often in trouble with someone. Who?

My loving wife! But usually not serious trouble!

TJBM is looking forward to the weekend.

Not really, I’ll be working for most of it so probably won’t get to see my boyfriend.

TJBM loves snakes.

Cooked in a light wine sauce with onions and asparagus.
TJBM is making a suit out of lint collected from his/her belly button.

No, but I’ll consider that for my winter “long johns.”

TJBM has had a lot of goblins and super heroes at their front door tonight.

Nope. No one wants to visit our dark little farmhouse outside of town. I don’t mind because our dogs would be loud if goblins came knocking on the door all evening.

TJBM is wondering why anyone eats Mounds.

Nope! I enjoy Mounds, but Almond Joy are better.

TJBM plans on raiding their kid’s Halloween candy. For safety inspections, of course.

I would like to be one of the kids, trying to hide the candies.
TJBM loves kids.

Deep fried
TJBM has always wanted to see Everest in person.

I’d settle for Kilimanjaro. Death is a common theme I hear when I hear about Everest these days. No thanks.

TJBM will dance in the street in the next 48 hours and post a picture here to prove it.

{O-<—-<

That’s me wearing my fancy “Dancing In The Street For 48 Hours Hat”.

TJBM will join me in dancing in the street for the next 48 hours. I’ll provide the coffee.

No thanks…
TJBM can dance as well as snowberry

I do’t know how good Snowberry dances. I am pretty good.
TJBM has gone deep sea fishing. what was your best catch?

If only I could swim.
TJBM can deep sea fish for the next 48 hours and bring the best catch as a proof.

No interest, so I probably wouldn’t last.

TJBM remembered to adjust their clocks.

All my clocks have adjusted themselves…..

TJBM thinks their new DVR is SO COOL! Rick is doing his own football replays!

I don’t have a new DVR.
TJBM finds this amusing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xzA-Op1soo&list=RD1xzA-Op1soo#t=0

I don’t get it, but I’ve never lived in California.

TJBM is happy to be….HOME!

I am!

TJBM is glad that Halloween is over and they have a few weeks before the Thanksgiving freakout starts.

Great that Halloween is over; no Thanksgiving madness here. We’ve been invited to two dinners, and I don’t have to cook, and I’ll spend the holiday with my sister for the first time since the eighties.

TJBM is looking forward to the holidays.

SCHOOL HOLIDAYS!
TJBM is desperate for holidays.

Meh.

TJBM thinks the world is __________ flat____________.

Spinning flat out fast.
TJBM is tired of being tired, and wants something to dazzle them. I wonder what.

I have no idea.
TJBM is plum out of ideas.

Nope, plenty of ideas, just don’t share them.

The Jelly Below Me is really peanut butter.

Do I smell that delicious?
TJBM wants to eat someone.

Gingerbreadmen!

TJBM is an old film fanatic!

No, I am not.
TJBM wonders is this thread still going? and Why?

No, I know why: 1. According to the OP on this cycle, this is a never-ending game, and 2.This is only response #217 of the traditional 300.

TJBM likes tradition.

Indeed, I do.
TJBM sometimes looks in the mirror hoping to see who they really are.

Yes. And most of the time I haven’t changed.
TJBM don’t care fo their look.

My look doesn’t bother me.

TJBM is fond of donuts and likes to dunk them in coffee.

Donuts yes! Dunking, no. (Mushy donuts, blech.)

TJBM wishes they weren’t awake so early.

Yep. I thank my dog for that!

TJBM is a skier

Water skier, but it’s been many years.

TJBM is feeling “dozey”.

You’re wrong. I’m still very ener… zzzzzzzzz
TJBM says “zzzzzzzzz”

Yes, way back on question #7 or 8.

The Jelly Below Me feels if this question last another 4 answers they will kill someone or commit suicide.

No, I’m not homicidal or suicidal, haven’t been since the sixties.

TJBM has “TJBM“in their auto-type dictionary.

No, but I should!

TJBM wonders why spell check doesn’t recognize some common words.

Furiously wondering!
TJBM is sometimes fooled by their spellchecker.

Um…no. Not fooled. Just confused sometimes.

TJBM is getting ready to eat a vegan English muffin.

No, I don’t have any muffins in the house, be they vegan or English.

TJBM is fluthering when they should be “othering”.

I am pretty sure most of the time I Fluther I have some other I could do.
TJBM can already smell the turkey.

Not yet.

TJBM has short toes.

No, quite the opposite. I sometimes pick things up with my toes.

TJBM has a quirky talent.

True, but my wife doesn’t like me to show it off in public.
TJBM has often dreamt of running away and signing on to a Tuna Trawler to escape the life they have.

Um…no. Haven’t dreamt of running away since I was 13. I was going to follow the creek behind our house so the tracker dogs couldn’t smell me. Not sure what I had planned after that.

TJBM is baby sitting.

Not yet but I will be tomorrow. (PS I have dreamed of running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child)
TJBM is actually above me and is taking too long to answer.

TJAM is lost in Fluther purgatory.

Wait…now he’s below me.

No, TJAM is confused

TJBM knows what the outcome will be.

Nope. No clue. Just hope it’s a good one.

TJBM is looking at pictures of his or her kids when they were little.

That could be done using a time machine.
TJBM has a time machine.

Does my spinning time piece on the shelf count? It has Westminster Chimes.

TJBM is waiting for an envelope to be delivered.

No

The Jelly Below Me, is the Jelly below me.

No, um wait, yes? Maybe? Whatever.
TJBM wishes that society would, once againg, make merkins acceptable.

Nonono. All those butt cracks exposed! Bleh. Think about pubic public transportation, man!

TJBM wishes they had a rotary dial phone.

I already have one.
TJBM keeps something rare.

If that is integrity, then yes.

The Jelly Below Me I would not let blow on me.

?? I think you are safe.
TJBM is laughing because TJAM blows; not me.

LOL!!

TJBM can feel the wind blowing and ‘tis cold!

No, not even.

The Jelly Below Me wants to slaughter a few more 100,000 turkeys today (being Thanksgiving).

I haven’t even slaughtered one.

^ Cook up one someone else slaughtered.

The Jelly Below Me believes dolphins add to the taste of the tuna.

Hate tuna!
TJBM is tired of having to say grace before meals.

NEVER! Would not think of eating a meal without saying it.

The Jelly Below Me would have rather had grubs instead of all this turkey.

I’d rather have both.
TJBM thinks bugs can be delicious.

No, but I have eaten some.

TJBM is his sister’s boy.

I’m a she and…um…no.

TJBM is sicker than a dog and has a Thanksgiving to get ready for tomorrow. :/

I was sicker than a dog last week. My eyes watered so bad I could not keep them dabbed well enough to see. I got well enough to fix Thanksgiving just in time.
TJBM could stand just a little leftover cranberry.

Rather puke—hate the nasty stuff

The Jelly Below Me wish we could slaughter millions of ducks for Thanksgiving sparing the turkeys.

not a duck person.
TJBM has figured out what they want.

Yes. A day off.
TJBM doesn’t know what they want.

…for Christmas.

TJBM often has big mega-buck lottery-winning fantasies.

I wouldn’t say often, but more than twice.
TJBM is feeling sentimental, or, just mental.

Just kind of semi-mental.

TJBM is up either way too early or way too late.

Neither, I got up period, that was too much.

The Jelly Below Me wears a pink thong or a crotch-less jeans on public.

I haven’t yet, unless you’d consider chaps as crotchless. (They were worn for traditional reasons having to equestrian duties.)

TJBM knows something about equestrian duties.

I do. I had a horse for about 3 years when I was a teenager.

TJBM had the best Thanksgiving ever!

Yes he did.

TJBM has served time in a federal penitentiary for a crime they didn’t commit.

No. But when I was 4 I got spanked by a neighbor lady for a crime I didn’t commit.

TJBM is having a hard time getting back in the groove after Thanksgiving.

Nah, was never in the groove to have to get back to it.

The Jelly Below Me wants to cover themselves with honey and sugar water while naked and dance in the meadow all night.

No way! I would be afraid parts of me would turn blue and never turn back to normal! I wouldn’t want to frighten any friends’ cows either
TJBM is okay with having some of their things turn blue.

No, cuz that means I’m COLD!

TJBM is no longer an illegal drug expert.

No, I was never an expert of drugs legal or illegal, though I rented plenty of women with illegal drugs in the past.

The Jelly Below Me wish they were loaded off illegal drugs to escape this.

In my dream.
TJBM dreams about drugs.

Only when it gets me a hot chic to ride hard and put away wet.

The Jelly Below Me self-medicates on 5 hours of QVC

No, my self medication would be more musical in nature.

TJBM is glad it’s not Monday anymore.

yep
TJBM likes iTunes.

Only if the gal I am renting with a party favors love it.

The Jelly Below Me will drive through the suburbs with a pellet rifle deflating those inflated Santa, and snowmen, etc.

Only in my dreams. (Although I do know someone who went on a rock throwing spree and vandalized dozens of residential windows one night long ago…)

TJBM remembers something they are not proud of.

So many to list.
TJBM has done somethinh big but isn’t proud of it.

I suppose so.
TJBM has options for tomorrow.

Take it or leave it?
TJBM is already wishing it was the weekend.

I start pining for Friday on Sunday night.

TJBM has been to no less than 10 cock fights.

I have never been to a cock fight. I imagine it would make me throw up.

TJMB likes dog fights.

So long as there is a bet on it between a large vicious dog like a pitt against some annoying “puntable ” “purse dog”, and I am betting on the larger dog.

The Jelly Below Me wants to sneak into a Christmas tree lot and start a mini forest fire.

Ugh! No! The smoke would be too obnoxious. Maybe move things around a little though, like build a campfire left unlit, move a bunch of trees in a circle around it, and have marshmallows on sticks stretching forth from each tree, put stocking caps on some, you know, make it look like they party when they are alone.
TJBM thinks TJAM needs a non violent hobby.

yep
TJBM wants to wear only their birthday suit on Christmas.

I don’t have suit. And I know no Christmas here.
TJBN knows no Christmas.

Unfortunately I know Christmas all too well.

TJBM is going to have a slim Christmas.

Not too slim. The children in the extended family will know they are loved, and that’s what it’s all about.

TJBM will soon be celebrating a holiday other than (or in addition to) Christmas.

No. Don’t know if I can even handle Christmas this year.

TJBM is starting to stress over the holidays.

Yes. I find the holidays hard to deal with so I dread them every year!

TJBM finished work early today.

HA! Work, shmerk. I whine if I have more than 9 days a month.

TJBM heard a great favorite oldy tune recently.

Replaying “Gloomy Sunday”
TJBM heard a sad song recently.

Several, they were all Christmas songs.

The Jelly Below Me wants to take an ax to the necks of those automated lighted reindeer.

not really
TJBM wants to give Dr. Oz a plane ticket to Armenia.

Only because he is more dangerous than Oprah.

TJBM has eaten a lead pipe and shat fruit salad.

Nope, I don’t eat rabbit food.

The Jelly Below Me wishes they will get a full-length rabbit coat with matching gloves and hat for Christmas.

nope
TJBM wants to send Boehner a one-way trip to North Korea.

Only if GH, GW, and Jeb goes with him, and the jet crashes on landing.

The Jelly Below Me wants to learn to juggle kittens while walking a beam over a den of pit bulls.

No!

TJBM knows someone personally who won 90 Million Dollars!

Not that much, but I know a poor couple who won the highest prize in the lottery. It was about as much as 10 milion dollar. A year later and they had spent all the money. Wow!
TJBM knows someone who spends money very quickly.

And that’s probably why those particular individuals were poor in the first place!
I know lots of people who spend money very quickly.

TJBM knows someone who is very good with their money.

Yep. He still owes me ten bucks.

TJBM had to once hold a piss for so long that they actually tore a hole in the fabric of space/time and their bladder.

Well, I’ve had to hold my bladder for a long time on several occasions, but I’m not sure that’s what tore.

TJBMis glad it’s Saturday night.

I’m glad it’s Sunday morning.
TJBM is sleeping.

No. I have been awake for several hours. I just read down through the last two dozen posts or so, and I am wondering why @Blondesjon is so focused on bodily functions.
TJBM is concerned that @Blondesjon may be having some sort of issues with body waste.

maybe
TJBM will be eating reindeer steaks on Christmas.

My steaks would have to be ‘Raindear’, as in faux meat. Then, sure, I’d try it.

TJBM love to hear Burl Ives sing “Holly Jolly Christmas” 40 times a day.

No. I think once a year is fine.

TJBM has a book they love so much, they could get to the end and turn around and start at the beginning and read it again. Seabiscuit

Too many to list.
TJBM can eat their books.

No, but I used to get them pre-digested! (as in Readers Digest!)

TJBM reads Readers Digest

Not as religiously as I used to, but yes. I love reader’s digest.

TJBM’s favorite magazine is “National Geographic.”

It’s certainly one of my favourites!

TJBM likes Jack Daniels

And Jack’s cousins, Jim Beam and Johnny Walker.

TJBM enjoys an occasional alcoholic beverage.

Alcohol and I don’t get on so well.
TJBM will have a quarrel with alcohol when they are close to it.

No, but after consuming enough, it might cause me to quarrel about anything.

TJBM has experienced an alcohol-induced “quarrel”.

Aye, one brought on by me brotha.

TJBM likes the egg nog during the holiday season.

I can take it or leave it.

The Jelly Below Me damage someone’s vehicle and beat it without leaving a note because no one seen them.

No, it was a VW and I creased the fender backing up (tight parking lot) left a note with my phone and arranged for my insurance to pick up the repair costs.
TJBM has been in a major auto accident within the past year.

Yes, as a spectator.
TJBM thinks it’s time to move on.

Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 300 responses.

Definitely!

Do we have to? Oh redacted