Can you help me find this song?

When I was about 14 my sister and I used to listen to this really stupid song all the time. I tried doing a Google search of some of the lyrics, but I couldn’t find it.
It’s a this comedian singing about Mariska Hargitay. It goes “Every day the same routine, shower, work and then I clean. But Tuesday nights on NBC I get my kicks through the TV. I’m not a lawyer or a cop, but man they make it cool. I’d totally give up my life to be on SVU.”
It says something about interviewing the homeless guy down the block and the chorus is “I don’t wanna be me today, I just wanna be Mariska Hargitay.”

She also did one about Chris Maloney, but I can’t remember the lyrics at all.

Thanks guys!