Shit. Was coming back from KC after dropping my kids off at the airport. My 70 year old Mom was with me. It was about 10:00 at night, and she had her seat back pushed all the way back and was sleeping.
I came upon a semi pulling a triple load. I had never see that before. Anyway, I pulled into the left lane to start to pass——and he started throwing his load all over the road!! I was like, “WTF?!” So I pulled back into the right lane. He settled down. Pulled out to pass again…and he did it again! His trailers where whipping back and forth across both lanes like a giant snake! I pulled back to the right again, and again he settled down.
I thought, “That son of a bitch is doing it on purpose!” I decided to just stay behind him and do 10 mph less than I wanted to, until he, or I, exits.
….Then I saw headlights of another semi, one I had passed earlier, coming up behind me fast, even though I was doing 65. At that point, I got really scared. I thought they were going to try and trap me, and having my Mom with me, well, it put a whole new dimension on the situation. (Please see Men, can you try to imagine what it would be like to be constantly wary and afraid of men when you’re out in public?)
So I was really scared and when I get really scared (which is not very often) I do shit I would never do otherwise. A thousand things went through my head. I remembered my dad telling me semi drivers were among the best drivers, and to take my cue from them. I thought, he has to be exceptional for his company to trust him with three trailers (is that even legal?) And I thought, he has full control over his rig, even when he’s jinking it.
With all of that in mind, I tucked myself in close behind the naughty trucker, where he couldn’t see me, waited a minute, watching the other semi coming up behind me…..then I punched it and THREW my Grand Am into the passing lane and. I was along side of him in a heartbeat. If he started throwing his load around, we’d be dead!
He started to…then realized I was along side of him and, as I had counted on, he didn’t go through with it.
I passed him doing about 100 mph and accelerating. When I came along side the cab I laid on the horn and I know I had this crazed grimace of victory on my face. He laid on his horn, and he was laughing. Asshole. After I passed him I slowed down, but kept it at 90 to get away from him, praying I’d get pulled over!
Well, apparently he was on CB, because about 15 minutes later I came upon another truck pulling 3 trailers. As soon as he saw me he started jinking. I didn’t even hesitate. I punched it and passed him at about 110.
I did 90 mph all the way home. Never made a KC trip so fast! I got crazy paranoid with every truck I came up on. I was afraid they were all on CB tracking me.
And mom never woke up.
@SQUEEKY2, was that you? I KEEL YOU!!!!