(NSFW) Can you describe a bad fellatio?

Teeth, too much suction, not enough suction, lack of creativity makes it boring, no consistency makes it difficult to achieve orgasm…

A lot of things can make a blowjob bad. As for how long it takes to ejaculate, it depends on a lot of things other than how good the person performing the act might be.

I’ve been with my husband for 7 years, so I’m pretty much in control of his orgasm during a blowjob at this point just because I know what he likes and I can read his body language and sounds he makes. If I want it to last, I’ll make that happen. If I want it to be quick, I know what to do to make sure it is.

Practice makes perfect.

@live How is it possible not to use teeth at all?

Keep teeth out of it, @livelaughlove21 said it very nice, listen to your partner.

@dopeguru…by covering them with your lips.

I wouldn’t worry too much about a little teeth action. Unless you have dentures, they’re part of the equation. And I don’t think I want to be gummed. Just be enthusiastic about doing it and if you really enjoy pleasing your partner, you’ll be fine at it. And if in doubt, ask them what they like. I like different things at different times. Just do what feels comfortable for you. So I guess a bad one would be someone not into doing it.

One without gobs of enthusiasm and eye contact.

Deep throat + vomit = passion killer :(

—I’ve never met a guy that thought teeth during a blowjob wasn’t a bad thing. Until today, anyway.

Teeth take away the soft velvet touch & destroy the moment completely.

If I leave and the dick is still in my mouth, I probably did it wrong.

yeah but how can it be possible without teeth. I mean, we have teeth in our mouths and dick in out mouths. Im not saying you should bite it all the way but a little teeth touch is without say

@dopeguru That’s a question I already answered. You cover them with your lips. Imagine sucking on a Popsicle. If your teeth scrape, you’re biting it. As for back teeth, you just keep the guy’s dick out of the way. It’s really quite easy to take teeth out of the equation. And it’s not “gumming”...no gums are involved. Some guys like a VERY gentle scrape of teeth, but it’s easy to underestimate the pressure you’re applying. Incredibly sensitive skin and hard, sharp teeth are not a good mix.

My question is this: where did this question come from? Did someone tell you you were bad at it?

@livelaughlove21 Even if I do what you say a slight teeth touch at brief times happen… And yeah

Teeth don’t bother me much (as long as it’s not excessive). Gentle biting can actually be fun (keyword: gentle).

Eyecontact, and honest enthusiasm is very hot. It takes me a while usually, but when she gets it right and can keep it up consistently for a bit, that always seems to do the trick. Hope that helps.

You cover your top teeth with your lip and your bottom teeth with your tongue. You have to open wide and use your tongue. And gently suck their balls too.

Something like this
NSFW in content but not imagery…IE it’s not porn.

Well, I don’t want her chewing on it, but if she’s going at it with enthusiasm, I’m not at all worried about a little tooth action. Although Symbeline’s technique might make me wary of going back for seconds.

@dopeguru If someone is telling you you’re bad at it without giving you constructive criticism, tell him to find someone else to suck his dick or to learn how to do it himself. Telling you you’re bad at it and leaving it at that is cruel and stupid, not to mention counterproductive, because it’s not going to improve your confidence.

If your mouth is small and it’s difficult for you to avoid scraping with teeth, you might have to get creative – with someone who actually appreciates the effort you’re putting in. You could try sticking mostly to the head with your mouth and tongue while you use your hand to stroke the shaft. Also consider venturing from his head to his balls, to suck and lick. That option is better than accidentally hurting him with your teeth.

1) No teeth! If a person is careful they can avoid scraping you with their teeth. The only woman that I had to keep asking to be careful was definitely lost in the moment and not focusing as much as she should have.

2) Make sure you actually suck, and not just bob up and down. Huge difference. I’m surprised how many women seem unaware of this.

3) If you can deal with it, let the guy ejaculate in your mouth. It’s one of the most memorable experiences a man can have.

A Bj is like pizza; hot, cold or even a day old it’s always good.

Just came across this a few mins ago….

https://imgur.com/gallery/1FBMA7q

@FutureMemory Lol.

I disagree @zenzen

A poor blowjob is a poor blowjob.

Women ideally expect that a talented lover will know his or her way around her parts.

Men should feel no differently.

@SecondHandStoke relevant NSFW

^ Hilarious. Thank you.

Gotta love good use of the term “cunt.”

Another Brit whose humor I don’t get. ‘Hey, let’s see how many people I can shock with my overuse of words people find offensive.’ I wasn’t at all offended, but I honestly didn’t laugh once. He was trying way too hard.

^^ Err, he’s Australian, best to hold off on the irrational Brit hate, he does try way too hard though

@ucme Oh, oops! I’m surprised I didn’t catch that – I usually love the Australian accent. No Brit hate, though, I just don’t the humor.

@livelaughlove21 Which is fair enough, I do agree with your general point on his style though.

@livelaughlove21 Most people don’t find the word cunt offensive, just stuck up Americans. But on a related note, here’s a Brit talking about being offended .

I was wondering about that @El_Cadejo. I had heard its use was much more common in English speaking countries than in the US. What would you say is the comparable epithet in the US (or is that a question for another thread)?

@El_Cadejo As I said, I was not personally offended by his language. I use the word “cunt” quite often, but the guy was trying so hard to get a laugh out of people that his overuse of certain words came off as a desperate attempt at dirty jokes rather than something natural and humorous.

Louis CK once did a bit where he used the words “cunt,” “n*gger,” and “f*ggot,” (trying to not get modded) in a single sentence. Offensive words, yes, but the difference was that his bit was actually funny.

@livelaughlove21 To each their own.

If your partner pukes on you, I’m pretty sure that’s bad.

The only bad fellatio is no fellatio.

Lack of enthusiasm is the biggest turn off