Do you have any words of wisdom you would like to share?

I’ll start off:
People don’t care how much you know until they know how much you care… fortune cookie.

A short poem by Ogden Nash:

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Don’t be afraid to go to jail, you might actually learn something.

An ode to true love:

I love her face, that bosom fair, that skin without a ripple
But most of all I love to lie with my lips upon her…

Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra

If the door’s locked, use a window.

Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you want to be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.—Betty White

It is not the dress that makes you look fat, it is the fat that makes you look fat.—Al Bundy

Don’t believe everything you hear on TV.