Who cares to play TJBM (The Jelly Below Me) #61?
The game rules are:
Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
“The Jelly below me wants more chocolate.”
The response might be:
“False! Chocolate is my enemy.”
or,
“True! I can’t live without chocolate.”
Then they might state:
“The Jelly below me has golden teeth.”
There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.
Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Tradition now suggests that a jelly re-start the question when we reach about 300 responses. Hopefully almost all the Jellies will join in.
Enjoy!
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531 Answers
The Jelly below me is done with finals!
False, but done with all the chores before the storm. haha
TJBM has a lot fo chores to do every day
Can learning count as chores? :p
TJBM is free.
Not free but . . . . cheap !
TJBM has a package they sent; that they are following on the internet.
Not yet, not today.
TJBM realizes there are only 13 shopping days left until Christmas.
Sorry but, false. I hadn’t thought about it yet.
TJBM loves to be covered in jelly.
Depends on which jelly wants to cover me.
TJBM will tell us one or more of their favorite TV shows when growing up.
Superman, I Love Lucy, and the Jackie Gleason and Syd Caesar Shows—among many others.
TJBM knows the difference(s) between jam, jelly and preserves.
Um…jam is chunk fruit, jelly is clear fruit syrup and preserves are whole fruit?
TJBM is hiding out during a big storm today
I would have, but that last storm didn’t hit us.
TJBM is thinking “I’m so lucky!”
Not! I’m in the middle of the storm.
TJBM is happy to be inside with a good book.
No book but reading and watching videos on my computer and listening to the storm coverage here is CA. Crazy wind going on.
TJBM likes wild storms
Love them. If I’m somewhere safe.
TJBM wishes he/she were taking finals this week.
The only finals for me are final preps for the wild storm coming my way.
TJBM hopes the West Coast jellies are safe in shelter from the storm.
Here, here,—-present & accounted for—Yep, crazy winds and the big hit is on it’s way. Blowin’ in the wind, watching a huge pine tree out front, should fall away from the house, hopefully. haha
TJBM loves split pea soup
No. I think The Exorcist turned me off of that shit!
TJBM just won $8.00 on a Powerball ticket.
Haha….Nope, I haven’t bought a lotto ticket in ages.
TJBM wants to tie up @Dutchess_III and force feed her split pea soup LOL
Indeed, I do. I’d love to feed ON her.
TJBM wants to watch me bite Dutchess…
LOL…this is getting kinky.
TJBM has a kinky side
Nah not my style.
TJBM is writing Xmas cards or thinking about gifts.
Thinking I have to wrap and ship a whole bunch of gifts this weekend.
TJBM has all their Christmas shopping done.
No, but keeping it really simple.
TJBM wants to go to a weenie roast
Well….yeah. If it was a bonfire.
TJBM wants a bonfire.
I’m carrying mail in a bad storm right now. A bonfire sounds wonderful. Well, back to work. Quack quack!
TJBM is left handed and has blue eyes.
No and Yes. I am right handed and have blue eyes.
TJBM is a firefighter.
Yep. NO wait No! I thought you said fire LIGHTER!
TJBM has ALL their Christmas shopping done and is now in the relaxing mode.
I haven’t even started. We have 25 people to buy for. I just don’t know how we’re going to do this!
TJBM has sore muscles.
I had one after the last sport exam.
TJBM is good at sport
Hahahaha, FALSE.
TJBM has read a good book recently.
Actually, I am rereading Stranger in a Strange Land By Heinlein. It is not as good as I remember it even though there is about a third more book.
TJBM prefers stouts and porters to lager.
I don’t mind a good stout once in a while. My tastes are really more toward porter or amber ale.
TJBM likes a bit o’ the barley brew once in a while.
I like all beer, light, dark, in between, red, amber, browns, stouts, lagers. I keep drinking my cooking beers. haha
TJBM drinks while they cook and cooks while they drink
Shhhhh! Don’t tell everyone!
TJBM has tried a Steak and Guinness pie.
No, but sounds yummy!
TJBM wants a marine aquarium with lobsters
No, I’ll just visit the restaurant with one and have dinner.
TJBM is going away this weekend.
No, staying cozy at home.
TJBM is hungry for lunch!
Just had it.
TJBM is fluthering for lunch.
Nope. Had lunch, contemplating a nap next.
TJBM has had numerous surgeries.
Nope, all organs, bones, etc are intact. I even have my tonsils and appendix!
^^^^ and…. did you take your Ginko Biloba today? lol
TJBM has a bad memory
Yeah. My kids try to blame my age, but I remember forgetting things long before they came along.
TJBM is having not-so-smartphone issues.
Haha..no, but my friend is today.
TJBM likes to watch old TV westerns like “Bonanza.”
Never heard of Bonaza. How is it?
TJBM has watched Bonaza.
Yes, my oldie but goodie favorite.
@Mimishu1995 Bonanza is an American TV western about a family ranch in my area. Here’s the intro. A father and his 3 sons own the ranch, named the Ponderosa, after a species of Pine trees here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BKJUm_1nWk
TJBM likes paint horses
I don’t even know what leading and old dam means…so I guess I don’t do that.
TJBM is binge-watching a particular TV series and can recommend it to others.
@Coloma thanks for the video. Reminds me of the time when I was still interested in the Old West. I’ll go check the movie out one day.
Not when I’m surrounded by my family :p
TJBM wants to sing alone.
True. Post us a popular Vietnamese song @Mimishu1995
TJBM will post a popular Vietnamese song. haha
As you wish It’s popular for now
TJBM enjoys the song :p
Yes! Very nice! He is a good singer, what’s the title translation?
TJBM ate a potatoe today in one form or another.
@Coloma Translation: Confusion. You can guess what it is about.
Not “ate”, but maybe “will eat”. I peeled some potatoes earlier this morning. Wish today’s meal would be FRENCH FRIED!
TJBM eats junk food.
Not too much but I like candy. haha
TJBM has a sweet tooth or 32.
Oh yes!
TJBM has been to London
False, but I have been to asia.
TJBM has ridden an elephant
I have! I have a picture of it somewhere around here.
TJBM is recovering from something.
Yes. The last headache.
TJBM is sensitive to the weather.
Yes, I hate the heat but do alright in the cold. It is easier to warm up than cool down.
TJBM thinks being cold is better than being hot
Depends on who’s hot and who’s not.
TJBM likes seasonal music.
it’s alright
TJBM thinks that there should be a picture of chairman Mao hanging at every Wal-Mart.
LOL….maybe.
TJBM thinks that bell ringers should have their necks wrung
Not my school’s bell ringer. He was the one who announced the end of the school day.
TJBM rings a bell.
No, not recently but the Salvation Army bell ringers here are driving me nuts! Today there were two of them ringing about 12 feet apart, when I went into a store, gah…..I’d like to rip their ringers out. haha
TJBM has pointy elf ears in real life
No, they only seem that way.
TJBM knows Santa Claus has been historically described as an elf.
Couldn’t help but sing that sentence to the tune of Deck the Halls!
Nope. Haven’t done jack for Christmas this year. Just don’t feel like it.
TJBM wishes Christmas wasn’t so demanding.
I have enjoyed it not being demanding for a long time now, stress is a killer, screw the pressure, do what you want! haha
TJBM is having pumpkin bread with peanut butter for breakfast yummy!
No, but I just had some sausage and potatoes for lunch! yummy!
TJBM had a food experience today.
Yes. I had breakfast.
TJBM would like to share their experience with an unusual food.
I sucked green sea snails in brine out of their shells in Taiwan a few years ago. I had plenty of Taiwanese beer to wash them down. They tasted like seaweed. haha
TJBM loves apples—I just found a new apple variety called “Envy”...oh man, they are amazing!
Apples are OK, just watch out for the GMO ones.
TJBM would like to buy GMO food.
I imagine I do anyway. No problem.
TJBM is getting ready to watch “Friday Night Lights,” that they recorded on their DVR las night. :D
No, I’m getting ready to watch “Scorpio”, which I recorded night before last.
TJBM has binged watched something in the past 3 months.
Yep, Bonanza. haha 430 episodes, I have watched about 50 so far.
TJBM is going to dress up a pet for a Xmas photo
I don’t know, my daughter will probably put a bow on the dog’s collar.
TJBM will share holiday photos with the collective (when the time comes).
Don’t know if I’ll even have any.
It’s sleeting out where TJBM lives.
Almost, rainy and damn cold! Brrrr.
TJBM had mexican food for lunch
I haven’t even had breakfast yet!
TJBM is trying to decide what to eat.
No, I’m going to a dinner meeting. I’ll find out what’s for dinner when I get there.
TJBM is going away this weekend.
No plans to.
TJBM is drinking wine.
No, diet Coke.
TJBM doesn’t believe the story about NYC welding their play ground equipment so the swings don’t swing and the teeters don’t totter.
No. Because I haven’t heard the story yet.
TJBM knows whether the story is true or not.
I do not, never heard about it either.
TJBM is about to have dinner
working on lunch
TJBM wants to mail poo to their local church.
No, but I don’t like bell ringers as mentioned above. haha
TJBM is checking their list twice
Checking it twice.
TJBM can be nice when they’re naughty.
I’m almost always nice, so yes. haha
TJBM is even tempered unless extremely provoked or under great stress
True dat.
TJBM knows some very precocious young ladies.
Most of the precocious young ladies I’ve known aren’t young anymore.
TJBM would take a cruise to Cuba.
Why?
TJBM has to go to a Christmas party 3 hours away tomorrow and TJBM doesn’t want to go.
Yikes. No, luckily I only have an invite to a Hanukkah dinner for tomorrow, and it’s only 10 minutes away. I would’t want to go either if I were you @Dutchess_III – that’s a long way away!
TJBM needs to bake round 2 of all the Christmas cookies (because the first few dozen have already been eaten up!)...
But it’s all paid for right down to the hotel.
No. Haven’t baked anything at all.
TJBM thinks maybe they’re going to have no Christmas, for the first time in their life.
I’d love to have a real Christmas, for the first time in my life.
TJBM is posing as Santa Clause.
No, but my friend was an Elf for a childrens hospital Santa thing yesterday. Very sweet, poor sick kids, some were in the isolation unit. :-(
TJBM is tired tonight
Yes, around here we say that Fridays are meant to be “staying in & resting nights”...always tired by Friday. However, we’re violating our own rule by going to our first ever Hanukkah dinner. Totally worth it, despite the tired.
TJBM knows all the lyrics to the Dreidel song.
nope
TJBM wants Dr. Oz off the air.
Haha…doesn’t matter I don’t watch Tv anyway.
TJBM is having an amazing spaghetti dinner with all the trimmings, garlic bread and salad.
Is having? Nope. But it happened a week ago. Too back there was no beer.
TJBM is creative when it comes to food.
Very! I’m a good cook. :-)
TJBM has a gangster machine gun
No, but I once worked for someone who was plugged into the gangster machine!
Didn’t know it at the time, but his restaurant was a money-laundering business!
TJBM has worked or works for a/some shady character(s).
Many moons ago yes, unbeknownst to me until I was summoned to court as they were illegally pilfering clients funds.
TJBM loves olives of all kinds
Olive’em!
TJBM is in the middle of holiday preparation.
What holiday?
TJBM doesn’t know what day is today.
boredom
TJBM sleeps in church.
I don’t go to church. It interrupts my Sunday morning sleeping schedule.
TJBM has been to at least one Christmas party and watched people get drunk.
I can think of a do. . z. . e.. . . .n or more partaays.
TJBM is going to enjoy the extra sunlight tomorrow.
Yes!
Our horse here are going crazy after being stalled for the better part of the last 2 weeks with all the rain. Tomorrow is blankets off and turn out, a lot of bucking and turf flying for sure! haha
TJBM has a fiery steed in their life
Never seen a steed.
TJBM is enjoying the rain.
You’ve never seen a horse, @Mimishu1995?
No rain, but I would be enjoying it if it were.
TJBM is trying to find something worth watching on the TV.
Bonanza! haha
TJBM knows where The Ponderosa ranch is
@Dutchess_III a steed is a horse?
Yes. Your ranch.
TJBM makes wild guess.
Sometimes. :-)
TJBM likes puffy cheetos
I like the puffy one, but my preference is the crunchies.
TJBM has the crunchy munchies.
Not yet, on my 2nd cup of coffee right now, munchies come later.
TJBM woke up to sunshine after days of storms
Don’t I wish. It’s gray, rainy..and even though we live in the tundra..it looks like we’re going to have a brown Christmas. :(
TJBM is going to have a white Christmas.
Maybe! Let me check.
TJBM isn’t going to do Christmas.
Doing it but keeping it simple. My daughter is coming up to the ranch Xmas eve because she has her dads side of the family to see Xmas day.
Pizza bar for dinner, salad, a couple gift exchanges, maybe a movie. Easy, low stress.
TJBM is hungry right now but doesn’t know what to eat
Just finished breakfast for lunch, so no. Bacon, eggs, potatoes, toast.
TJBM knows who Judge Greg Mathis is.
I do. And I do not like him.
TJBM would like to take a nap, but taking naps makes them feel lazy and guilty so they won’t.
True. So true…and I think I have a harder time falling asleep at night if I nap this late in the day.
TJBM has all their holiday preparations (baking, cards, wrapping) completed.
JUST finished wrapping the last couple things and now my 2 cats are frolicking in the leftover tissue paper and ribbons. One likes paper the other ribbon. haha
TJBM has a cat or two or three
I have one, who thinks children’s socks are her kittens. She’ll carry them around the house chuuurruping. Then she’ll put them in her food bowl so they can eat.
TJBM knows that cats and dogs can get along just fine.
Haha..my cat is obsessed with pony tail holders and hoards them in the food bowl too.
True, but mine haven’t been around many dogs and do not find dogs friendly. They hiss and run and then, of course, they get chased. Some cats learn to not run, just flop over for game over. lol
TJBM has a head trip scalp massager
No. But I have a machine that do the work.
TJBM relies on machine to do their things.
Laundry, sometimes dishes. My wife and I rely upon each other to do a lot of things, and we rely upon our daughter to do her chores. We do rely upon our automobile to transport us afar.
TJBM relies on a machine to transport them afar.
Aircraft occasionally..but lately I’ve been saying: “Calgon Take Me Away” a lot more frequently than “Delta get me home”.
TJBM has a preferred airline.
I like United, Air china serves suspicious yellow sausages. haha
TJBM has a horse
Not anymore. I had one. I didn’t really “own” him, my employer did. We did bond, like a person would bond with a favorite dog or cat.
TJBM remembers a special animal friend.
Yeah, my Snuffer dog. I miss her.
TJBM has had an above average, special pet in their lives.
Yes, Marwyn the goose, but of course. He has now learned how to push open the gate to follow me down the the horse barns. haha He is one smart bird.
TJBM is a smart bird
You get to live with Marwyn again??? Oh glory!
I’ve been told I am.
TJBM has the BEST grandkids in all the world.
Haha ( yes, we have been reunited for the last 4 months after almost 17 months apart )
No, no grandkids yet, I was close, my daughter lived with her bf for 4 years but dumped him because she didn’t think he was ambitious enough. I liked him a lot, but her choice.
I have a grand pussy named ‘Nikki” though. lol
TJBM has allergies today
nope
TJBM will give the finger to the bell ringers.
No. Why would I do that? They’re standing in the freezing cold trying to come up with money for what they believe to be a good cause. I’ll probably drop some quarters into the bucket.
TJBM is baby sitting the happiest 14 month old in the universe!
No, just 5, 6, 8, 9, 14 and 17 year old animals right now. I’m leaving a few out too. lol
TJBM has wet hair
No but I will tonight.
TJBM is freaking freezing.
Not freezing, was sunny and around 50 something today but yep, getting nippy now and I am in a tee shirt. Time for warmer clothes soon.
TJBM makes an amazing top ramen dish ( I put in chopped cabbage, thin sliced yellow squash and jumbo shrimp, oh man…so good! Having it now. )
You are decribing my local restaurant’s ramen.
TJBM wants some ramen from @Coloma.
I do.
TJBM has a big, gentle dog.
No but I have a big, gentle cat. Here he is ( for a few minutes anyway haha )
TJBM would like to scratch the cute pussy LOL
sure
TJBM thinks that @Coloma dyes her hair a different color everyday.
LOL….that’s an idea.
TJBM thinks @reijinni can have a good sense of humor if he tries
I think anyone can have a good sense of humor if he/she/it/they tries/try, especially @reijinni!
TJBM would like a particular jelly for a pet.
I would like to be a pet of a jelly!
TJBM watches someone watch TV.
No, I hate TV, b-o-r-i-n-g
TJBM likes movies but not TV
Um, lots of TV is good. I like Bones and The Weather Channel and Untold Stories of the ER. I’d rather watch that than a crappy movie any day. But….my husband prefers movies so I often find myself watching crappy movies.
TJBM had some adjustments to make when they met their SO and he moved in, after 10 years of being single.
Not a SO, but room mates again after years of living alone.
@Dutchess_III I watch that ER show on youtube sometimes, crazy stories haha
TJBM juices
nope
TJBM wants to spend Chrissmus in Detroit.
No.
TJBM is trying to teach a 14 month old to say some semblance of “please” instead of pointing and whining.
No, I’m just chasing around ducks and geese getting them into their barn in a crazy cold wind before the rain starts. haha
TJBM has cold hands but a warm heart
Aaaaaaaaabsolutely! My hands get very cold in winter. They’re si cold that I have to wear glove everywhere. But my heart doesn’t need any protection (literally and figurately).
TJBM is flying.
Not flying. Typing.
TJBM wants to eat, but ate so much yesterday they aren’t sure if they really want to eat!
not really
TJBM has to work before the end of the year.
I work every day no days off when you have a ranch to tend.
TJBM is full of cookies
Yep. Consumed waaay too many of those things in the past few days. And I never said I was done, either.
The Jelly below me wants a healthy bowl of soup.
Hah…making home made split pea soup now in the crockpot with my famous home made croutons and salad later. Mmmm good!
TJBM is having a New years party at their house more cooking, more food, more champagne, more, more, more… lol
Hey! We still have 5 more days of 2014. Why rush?
TJBM is enjoying the last days of 2014.
probably
TJBM thinks that 2015 and 2016 will suck.
Nope ! !
TJBM has a lottery ticket for the next drawing.
No but I was in a store today and contemplated buying one just because I can.
The Jelly below me has won money from the lottery before.
The most ever was $20..00 hardly diamonds and caviar. lol
TJBM is going to bed in 5 minutes….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Yep! Just finished off a beer and some crackers as A midnight snack!
TJBM is seeing this in the morning.
Done.
TJBM is still in bed.
been up for quite some time.
TJBM is dancing like no one cares.
Nope, dancing like no one is watching.
TJBM had a big breakfast.
No. On my 2nd cup of coffee. I rarely eat breakfast, I’ll just go for lunch food around 10–11. Brunch. haha
TJBM is sad about that missing Air Asia flight
Um. No.
TJBM is getting ready to head out of town to hang out with TWINS!!!!
I know no twin.
TJBM wishes they had a twin.
Maybe, yes. I like myself enough to have a twin. lol
TJBM wishes they had a life do over
I try to avoid that thought. I think my kids wouldn’t be here if I wished for that.
TJBM had a pretty great time over the Christmas holidays!
I have been going through some rough stuff, but I managed to enjoy Christmas day.
TJBM would like to finish the life they started, but with a couple decades of aging removed.
Don’t have enough of them to do that.
The Jelly below me shall transport me to my class so that I don’t have to walk in the snow and cold.
Only with a reward in return ~
TJBM wishes upon a star.
Yes, I have.
TJBM has a very special wish right now they want very much.
Yeah. Enough money to pay the damn bills.
TJBM has been scanning pics from a baby album for 2 days now.
No, glad to be alive, and recovering from illness and way too much stress. I think you may be enjoying staying in from the weather? I may get some old photos out soon.
TJBM has been so busy they forgot about offline images except when driving and dreaming.
not in that manner.
TJBM tends to misplace important documents.
Rarely, I am pretty organized, I did lose the pink slip to my car and then found it in my cars glove compartment with my registration. haha
TJBM has heard of the strong avian influenza strain hitting wild waterfowl in CA.
Yes. From you.
TJBM doesn’t care for their health. Right now I don’t seem to.
Oh no! TJAM is the jelly under the weather! (Not well) I am on the mend, but I have been sick. I took care of it the best I could.
TJBM would like to have a big slab of peanut butter/chocolate/caramel cheesecake sometime today.
I had chocolate dipped PB cookies last night, 3 huge, gooey cookies, my bad.
TJBM is going on a trail ride today come on over and I’ll set you up with a horse
That sounds great. I haven’t been riding in a while. It is very cold though. I might wait until there have been a few days in a row above zero.
TJBM is hoping for a few days in a row above sixty, so they can…
Do some yard work. But it ain’t likely to happen until March.
TJBM was astounded by the 21 month old who navigated his Mom’s phone with ease, swiping through pages to get to the ups to pull up a game he wanted to play. Video to come someday. If it will ever upload.
I wasn’t, because this is the first I’ve heard of it, but it certainly is astounding! Kids these days!
TJBM has been astounded (or maybe astounding) recently
Yes. By how strong my grandma is. She has to deal with her kids messing up and asking her to clean up their mess and her health at the same time, yet she calmly tackles everything. They may not work out, but at least she isn’t panicked like what I feared.
TJBM has been relieved recently.
Yes. Yesterday.
TJBM has a friend who’s in a good kind of panic.
If I do, I don’t know who it is.
TJBM loves anything related to babies.
Even babies’s vomit? ~
TJBM is worried for someone at the moment.
only myself
TJBM is acting like an amateur psychologist.
I stopped acting. I AM an amateur psychologist!
TJBM stopped acting at something.
Yeah. I’m too old to play the cute, young, helpless woman any more.
TJBM is cute, young, and helpless. (That’s okay though, because we don’t judge.)
BWAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No.
TJBM is already waiting for the next holiday.
Naw. I’m waiting for a job so I can feel like the holidays are really special.
TJBM got some great news yesterday!
Not yesterday, but I have been high since Monday for some unknown reason. The feeling has weakened now. Yeah no great news yet.
TJBM thinks @Dutchess_III has some great news.
I think she always has some news, but I don’t know if she thinks it’s good or bad or indifferent.
TJBM is ready for the weekend.
8:47 in foggy, cold Northern CA. Yes, I am ready to spend the rest of the morning in my jammies until about 11, watch a movie later and BBQ some chicken breasts with baked cabbage and mashed potatoes for dinner. The only other thing I am going to do is hang a painting. A mellow day.
TJBM likes fog as long as they don’t have to drive in it.
of course
TJBM wants the horn from a Mercedes Grosser.
Haha..sure, why not, maybe it would scare the Coyotes away on my hill here.
TJBM wants a poppyseed muffin
I’ll be making some tomorrow. C’mon over!
TJBM has a favorite recipe they’ll share with us.
I just made a killer lasagne soup and a chicken linguica and veggie dish served over pasta, too many to share. haha
TJBM thinks baiting terrorists is foolhardy
Maybe, if I was that into politics.
TJBM doesn’t care for politics.
I think understanding basics about politics is important for everyone, but I get awfully bored following so many details about so many things. It grates on my nerves after a certain amount of it.
TJBM easily becomes a nervous wreck.
No, I’m a pretty calm and grounded type but I have a friend this is a nervous wreck a lot. She always tells me that nothing phases me. lol
TJBM likes to watch movies in bed with an electric blaket on in the winter
I would love that! But I don’t have a TV in the bedroom.
TJBM has been experiencing above average amounts of beautiful sunsets and sunrises this winter.
Nope.
The Jelly Below Me wants to chock me out with a used pair of pantyhose, and I would deserve it getting involved with one of these again.
Yep. I’d stuff them puppies right under your butt so you wouldn’t roll away!
TJBM could care less that Seattle won
I could care less, yes. haha
TJBM is BBQing tonight
Can baked breads count?
TJBM couldn’t care less for BBQ.
Right.
TJBM is a vegetarian.
Nope. I haven’t had a meal if I didn’t work my way to a bone.
TJBM has a smaller waist today than they did three years ago.
Yes. Since I retired from my desk job, I have lost at least 4” and 20–30 pounds. No specific diet or exercise regimen.
TJBM is concerned about their weight or size.
Not really, bodies have a way of morphing around a lot in life.
I’d love to have my 19 yr. old bod again but I’m doing alright for 55 and I don’t want to work at it as hard as I have in the past. haha
TJBM is having coffee right now
No, just water.
TJBM wants to shoot themselves for making a blatant spelling error in an important email.
Nope, don’t make important emails; I would shoot myself for something else…...
The Jelly Below Me would rather be off on an acid trip then doing this.
I’ve never done acid.
TJBM forgot what they were going to say.
Nope.
The Jelly Below Me loves to juggle kittens with leather gloves.
Those would be awfully tee tiny gloves! Who would make them?
TJBM wants everyone to know that KC Chiefs beat the Seattle Sea Chickens by 20 points this year!
I’m a Bears fan. Da Bears. The Chiefs did also beat the Patriots this year too, by the way.
TJBM would like to see kittens wearing leather gloves beat up the Chiefs and the Seahawks.
Don’t know…..did not even think the Chiefs were still in it, and surely wouldn’t beat the Sea Scavengers.
The Jelly Below Me wants to see if yappy little rat dogs, ankle bitters are puntable over Hummers by way of a swift kick.
I would, if I got what you are saying.
TJBM doesn’t understand languages.
I understand languages some. I know that TJAY was using lots of slang, which is one of the things Americans have done to make an already difficult language into garbage. Another offense against the English language is intentional misspellings. I shall interpret the above for you. Yappy refers to noise, such as the quick little bark of a small breed dog, like a Chihuahua, or Shih Tzu. Rat dogs, and ankle biters is a redundant way of referring to such small breed dogs. Hummers is the vehicles sold in America, taken from the military desert type truck. Punt is a type of kick, as can be seen in American football games, best illustrated here:
http://www.msn.com/?cobrand=asus13.msn.com&ocid=ASUDHP&pc=ASU2JS
It boils down to, you were invited to kick a small dog over a truck, like that.
TJBM is thinking I went into a lot of detail for such a nothing point.
Quite a bit of detail, @Here2_4. I will admit it could be confusing to some to whom English (especially an American dialect) is not the first language. But I thought it was a rather creative, if somewhat convoluted, use of slang.
TJBM finds some slang creative
No, I’m sitting at my computer, fluthering.
TJBM thinks they should have just stayed in bed.
True, especially in this cold weather. Having to get up at 6 and roam around the street…
TJBM thinks they are right to be lazy during winter.
Nope.
The Jelly Below Me wants to put a wet poodle in the microwave for 30 seconds to see if the fur will dry before the dog cooks.
What the asstwisted fuck, no!
The Jelly below me just made a killer meatloaf.
I wish….but, no.
The Jelly Below Me just did donuts in a suburban intersection kicking up a monstrous cloud of tire smoke.
False but I did back into a rock the other day. haha
TJBM likes cooked cabbage
Not you cabbage!
TJBM has a certain kind of vegetables they dislike.
Actually, I’ve never tasted a vegetable I didn’t like.
The Jelly below me is keeping things going.
@dxs Thanks!
TJBM will share a favorite fruit.
Watermelon & the local Mandarin Orange crop over here. Sooo good!
TJBM carries their slippers in their teeth
Um. No?
TJBM carries a hot dog in their teeth.
haha…as a matter of fact I will later. I am making hot dogs for dinner, haven’t had one in forever, sounds good with baled beans and salad.
TJBM carries a grudge
No, I don’t.
TJBM refuses to let a toddler play head games with her.
False, can’t happen, I have cajones not a taco.
The Jelly Below Me wonders why I always seem to logon after @Dutchess_III 80% of the time.
No. I thought your preference was to follow Ibstubro.
TJBM likes to clean house.
Only at New Year’s Eve.
TJBM doesn’t like housework.
It;s my house, why would I hate keepoing it clean?
The Jelly Below Me wants to see if a cow can actually fly if launched from mangonel.
Only when pigs fly first!
TJBM has seen graffiti saying “Wings on Pigs”.
Never.
The Jelly below Me wants to see if pigs can fly if launched off the flight deck of an aircraft carrier.
No, that would be animal abuse
TJBM will make up the name of a race horse like our horse whose name is “This Cats Cool.”
OK. “Cool As A Cucumber!
TJBM is cool as a cucumber
True. But I can be hot as boil water as the same time.
TJBM is hot as boiled water.
Just my throat.
TJBM will check social for my new question inspired by one of TJAM.
I will!
TJBM will be… @Hypocrisy_Central (sayeth the Great Carnac and if you get that reference you’re old!)
Huh? I have no idea what you’re talking about. lol
TJBM knows what @Dutchess_III is talking about
yeah, he’s funny
TJBM has trouble starting doing things.
I do. I usually wait for my son to come over and I make him do it.
TJBM can’t fathom how anyone close to my age hasn’t heard of the Great Carnac
True. How can it be, unless you didn’t have cable, and only CBS and ABC came through in your area back then?
TJBM knows I am just teasing someone who probably just didn’t stay up late enough to enjoy Carnac.
i was old enough to stay up and watch. I loved Johnny Carson. There were so many shows back then that were so great and the whole family could watch them!
TJBM shall now name one of those shows^^^^^. Can’t use Johnny Carson.
Can I use Jack Paar or Steve Allen? Watched both !
TJBM has a black and white TV.
Not anymore. It went the way of all other good-but-not-desirable things—to the charity thrift shop down the road.
TJBM shops at thrift stores.
I do, for fun and treasures and cool vintage clothes.
I found a Chicken hat for my gooses Halloween picture. haha
TJBM is having a Shock Top ale—-mmmm my favorite—
No! I don’t want to be shoooooocked on my Toooooop!
TJBM is shocked.
Oh, yes I am! This is F_ _ _ING awesome!
TJBM has $20. and wants to wear my grandma’s coat.
Yes and no. Does she have any cool smoking jackets? haha
TJBM likes Yoplait Key Lime & Lemon Merengue yogurt
Ew no. Strawberry banana all the way.
TJBM is wondering about critical thinking skills now.
Sure, how many seem to have been out to lunch when the toolkit for it was handed out.
The Jelly Below Me is wondering how I ended up again behind @Dutchess_III while they use a stungun on themselves.
The I wonder why I tend to end up behind you too.
TJBM do nothing lately.
I wish. Busy, busy, busy…just got in from a long drive to meet an old friend for lunch only about 30 miles away but all tiny, winding little mountain roads with 15–25 mph hairpin curves and big ass logging trucks. lol
TJBM is an expert mountain driver and knows that it is legal to cross the double yellow on mountain roads if done safely?
Yeah, I know that, but it’s been several years since I’ve had to use those skills.
TJBM finds themselves fluthering away their Friday night.
A little bedtime fluthering now, had a busy day, going to zzzz land soon.
TJBM loves Butterfinger candy bars
Nestle stinks. mIght try again if they get their act together.
TJBM has owned a laser printer and is willing to tell us about the experience.
Ask my local photocopy store.
TJBM has just escaped zzzz land.
Yes, just woke up about 30 minutes ago. Happy Saturday morning!
TJBM is having coffee right now
No I’m having a tea with a drop of whiskey!
TJBM has been to Nashville.
Yes I have! Passed through, anyway. Beautiful country.
TJBM is heading out to celebrate a pair of 2 year old birthdays.
No, but I have an almost 8 yr. old birthday present to buy by the 5th.
TJBM is having a mock spring day with temps in the 60’s
Nope, I can’t believe it is spring until I see my 1st Daisy Dukes.
The Jelly Below Me had more than 57 annual mortality markers (aka birthdays) under their belt.
Only need 38 more to reach 57.
TJBM has a Peter Pan mind.
can’t really say.
TJBM is going to church as soon as the Cubs win the World Series.
Hell no. I don;t watch sports and I don;t go to church.
TJBM likes peanut butter cookies
sure do
TJBM wants brownies with “mystery ingredients”.
But of course. haha
TJBM likes my new avatar
of course
TJBM still has an attack swan
Attack goose, the Jehovahs witness protection goose, no witness trespassing allowed. lol
TJBM is a Jehovahs Witness
No. Is that like a witness for the persecution?
TJBM wants to go fishing.
Sure. Where?
TJBM will take me to go fishing.
If you can come here, sure. There are lots of lakes, rivers and creeks to choose from. We could fish Lake Michigan, if you like, or some quiet little spot surrounded by trees.
TJBM has a favorite craft they love to do.
I love refinishing furniture. But, I have no place to do it any more.
TJBM has a favorite entertainment.
I love movies and videos but my favorite entertainment is just sitting on the porch and watching nature, the horses and geese and birds and bunnies scampering around. Some serious bunny love goin’ on here this morning, it is spring and 2 Jackrabbits are chasing each other around in our big green pasture right now.
TJBM has a favorite meal
Sure, they call it lasagna, so long as it is not one of those sickening veggie or tofu lasagnas.
The Jelly Below Me has all the Designer Babies but he/she doesn’t have Admiral James T. Kirk.
I don’t have anything.
TJBM has something useless they don’t want to throw away.
quite a few.
TJBM hates dropbox.
Cannot hate something I do not know what it is…....
The Jelly Below Me has terminated someone with extreme prejudice, or at least a slew of cats and dogs.
In thought only, but there, more than once.
TJBM knows someone who has done, or is doing time for dispatching a human.
No. I don’t know anyone in jail, not now not ever, That’s a good thing right? lol
TJBM loves cabbage
Especially in its “sauerkraut” form, cooked up with a good kielbasa and potatoes
TJBM has had sauerkraut and kielbasa for supper in the last week.
I had sauerkraut and organic turkey hot dogs last night with baked beans and onion rings. Sooo good, sooo bad. haha
TJBM will say ” Goodnight Coloma” —zzzzzzz—-
Good night Coloma.
TJBM will say: “Good evening Mimishu”.
Good evening @Mimishu1995 (if it is a good evening which I doubt because it’s 11 a.m.)
TJBM is gearing up for a storm.
Not here. I’m going out in shorts today. We supposed to hit 70°F!
TJBM is curious about the naming of winter storms (such as Juno).
@Yetanotheruser That’s nice, but you forgot to follow through here. haha
TJBM is wearing something colorful
Um..K-State purple.
TJBM thinks the dogs should be left outside all day today.
not today, today is a bad day for that.
TJBM wants to be paid in Euros.
@Coloma you posted while I was editing! LOL!
No, pay me in Bitcoin
TJBM is curious about the naming of winter storms (such as Juno).
It’s just another way of sensationalizing common events.
TJBM wonders why people air their personal shit on fb, then get pissed when someone disagrees with them.
That would be yes, though I don’t spend much time, energy, or thought such plights.
TJBM has a bunch of shopping to do.
Not a bunch, but some. Plenty of groceries in the house but need coffee and cat food and beer. haha
TJBM has a birthmark somewhere on their body.
Yeah. You wanna see it?
TJBM is ready to start the week.
^^^^ haha..maybe, maybe not.
Yep, it started as of 3 hours ago. I am still not fully functioning yet.
TJBM is fully functioning
I guess.
TJBM wonders how some people can be so DUM!
BOY do I ever.
The Jelly Below Me wishes the Japanese would build a sex robot so they always have a hot Friday night date.
Maybe, if I was a Japanese man.
TJBM is TJAM.
HA-HAAA! Not this time!
TJBM is enjoying a warm beverage right now.
not at this time.
TJBM wants to be Polish.
Nope, I like being me. Scottish and Welsh with a sprinkling of German.
TJBM has toe fungus
Ewno!
TJMB kinda wishes they were in on the super storm.
Too confusing for me. Maybe another tornado someday, but online storms are not me.
TJBM is like OMFNG what is all that?
Yep, last night when I dumped a bowl of baked beans all over the floor when trying to carry too many items to the fridge after dinner.
TJBM will tell us their favorite baby names for a boy and girl
April Mae, Calvin Lucas.
TJBM wants to have a baby.
Hell no. My baby is 27 now. been there, done that. haha
TJBM wants to be a grandparent
Already got one grandson, almost a year. I’d be open to more, when the time is right. Nice thing about grandkids, at the end of the day they go home!
TJBM is cleaning out their fridge today.
Oh, shit!
TJTIM just had a senior moment!
They have Senior Snippits too.
Cute!
TJBM has a voluntary slave on their hands.
Drowner in yogurt? I wish so :)
TJBM loves junk food.
Sometimes but I like sweets more. haha
TJBM is a sugar-a-holic
Oh yes, yes, yes!
TJBM needs prompting.
…TJBM has a sense of humor.
You think so?
TJBM is in nowhere.
I’m NowHere. ;>)
TJBM has a pause and gap issue sometimes.
I don’t know what that means….
TJBM has a broken nose….
Many times !
TJBM has “Senior moments” pause and gaps
I don’t know…My kids accuse me of that, but it seems I’ve been absent-minded most of my life. On the other hand…
What was I talking about? (This happened all my life, too!)
TJBM thinks the term “senior moment” is an ageist term for a “brain fart”!
Never really thought of either, I would go with “blue screened”.
The Jelly Below Me loves Danica Patrick GoDaddy commercials best.
not really.
TJBM isn’t bothering with watching the Super Bowl.
How should I bother with something I have never watched?
TJBM doesn’t mind bad programs.
I guess not since I really have not watched TV in the last 3 years.
*The Jelly Below Me thinks The Jelly Above Me was a little quick on her earlier prediction about The Jelly Below Her.
I’m too tired to care.
TJBM is too tired to care
I’m too tired to care. I think I’m gonna take a nap!
TJBM is gonna take a nap.
Haha..nope, just woke up about an hour ago.
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
TJBM has a wart on their…..
Underarm!
TJBM has no idea what to post next.
Actually, I thought of it the minute I saw this question.
TJBM is going to get a new phone today.
Nope. I am going getting a new jug of laundry detergent. lol
TJBM is a jug head
No, she usually calls me a chuckle head!
TJBM thinks there are a lot of colorful regionalisms in the English language.
so’ is.
TJBM is fixing to “take a nap”.
No way….it is a glorious sunny warm day and I am outside agan in about 40 seconds…going, going, gone….
TJBM is an outdoorsy type
I am not any type.
The Jelly Below Me wants to put dry ice down their undies to see how long they can handle it.
nope
TJBM is going to put a banana in their tailpipe.
No.
TJBM is going to put a banana in a coconut and drink em bode up.
Not a chance.
The Jelly Below Me has just laughed so hard, milk shot out of their nose.
No.
TJBM wants to put dry ice down TJAM’s pants.
I don’t have ice.
TJBM ate an ice cube and enjoyed it.
As a matter of fact I am drinking ice water with ice cubes, but I am not crunching them.
TJBM likes Whoppers
The chocolate candy, yeah! The King’s Burgers, meh!
TJBM would prefer a home-made burger to a fast-food one.
Homemade is best, by far.
TJBM enjoys ice skating.
On TV.
TJBM has never tried extreme sport.
When I was younger, I tried some what might be considered extreme sports, even though they predated the term by about 30 years.
TJBM sometimes feels like a dinosaur.
Ya know, I do today. Bad allergy attack, ugh, moving s-l-o-w.
TJBM feels like a nut
on certain days.
TJBM is going to eat some groundhog stew.
I don’t think so.
The Jelly Below Me won’t break for cats, any in the road will soon be a throw rug.
Of course I would brake for a cat. Wouldn’t want to break it. :D
TJBM once had a debil bat fly right at them at 60 mph, then dive and go into their vacuum cleaner.
No, but was accosted by a skunk, raccoon, and a river otter (not all at the same time though).
The Jelly Below Me is really a Flutheronian in disguise.
I’m really a talking goose
TJBM is a talking head
So what do you think I am? A talking hand?
TJBM is a talking hand.
No. I don’t help hamburger.
The Jelly below me likes doing crosswords.
Nope, Scrabble is way more fun.
The Jelly Below Me would toss the TJAM 7 spaces above overboard after having chummed the waters.
Nope. Not gonna do it.
TJBM is up way too late.
Or early, depending on how you look at it. I can’t sleep.
TJBM is up early to go to work.
Almost everyday.
TJBM wishes they had a day just for sleeping.
yep
TJBM wants to rip TJAM 4 spaces above me a new one.
Nope. I don’t have a dog in that fight.
TJBM thinks TJAM and TJAM 5 spaces up need to either hire a referee or get a room!
I’m not awake enough to put this puzzle together but I’ll take your word for it. lol’
TJBM is about to go out in the PJs to feed some animals
No, haven’t even fed myself yet.
TJBM is looking for a picture and they can’t find it.
No.
The Jelly Below Me wants to know how come other Jellies can’t take a joke…..or make a big joke themselves.
No need. If they don’t get it then I don’t need to explain.
TJBM will help TJBM 2 spaces find that thing.
TJ has no idea what TJAB just said!
TJBM is making a Super Bowl dish today.
Only sarcasm: the dish best served very dry.
The Jelly Below Me tossed the their TV into the river because it has a lame Super Bowl showing on it.
Nope. I don;t watch TV anyway, only DVDs or movies.
TJBM LOVES garlic bread!
OH YAH ! !
I have a half a loaf in freezer, I made, wrapped heavy duty aluminum foil ready for the pizza stone in the oven.
TJBM is waiting for Punxsutawney Phil’s predictions for winter in North America.
not really.
TJBM has some good groundhog recipes.
What is groundhog? Hog on the ground? Yeah, I know some dishes made from pork: BBQ, spring rolls…
TJBM is eating something not-so-delicious.
No, I just had a leftover half of the philly sandwich that was left over from yesteday.
TJBM has leftovers from yesterday’s party.
No party here but I made spaghetti sauce. Yum.
TJBM could eat spaghetti and garlic bread and salad every day for the rest of their life.
nope
TJBM wants to vacation in sunny Stepanakert.
Um. I don’t think so.
TJBM has been on hold for over 20 minutes.
Not recently.
TJBM has put someone “on hole” for 20 minutes.
Um. On “hole”? No.
TJBM got some bad news after they were taken off hold.
Haha…no, but my freaking phone died in the middle of leaving a voice mail for someone. Pffft!
TJBM has crazy wild hair
Sometimes.
TJBM has had a crazy wild life, so far.
It has certainly been unpredictable, and nothing like what I planned for and what I hoped for. But it could be worse.
TJBM is eating 7 layer dip for dinner.
As I told one of my Brethren during the Superficial Bowl, I don’t do dip.
The Jelly Below Me laugh at the Sea Hawk fans when they thought Seattle made New England snatch defeat from the jaws of victory but moments later New England snatched victory right back from the jaws of defeat
Too long didn’t read ~
TJBM is going home.
I just got home about an hour ago, it is now 8:46 pm PST and I am in my jammies lying in bed fluthering. haha
TJBM needs 9 hours of sleep to feel their best, sometimes 10 if they are extra tired
No, I can usually get along pretty well with 6–7 hours. Obviously, more if I’m tired. If I stay in bed much longer my back starts to complain.
TJBM will start to complain about something after a few hours.
Oh, I can that now. My arm hurts. My back hurts.
TJBM feels guilty if they take naps during the day.
Never.
The Jelly Below Me wants to join the Mile High Club with Miley Cyrus or Justin Timberlake.
Only if I get to toss them out of the plane afterwards.
TJBM sleeps with sheep.
No, but I sleep CLOSE to horses, donekeys, ducks, geese, chickens and my 2 cats sleep with me. Everyone else is outside. Just to clarify. No donkeys in my bed. lol
TJBM had a delicious dinner and will tell us what it was.
It wasn’t duck ~~~ Nowhere close, a cheap burger at Wendys
The Jelly Below Me just farted in a crowded elevator ascending 12 floors.
I never farted.
TJBM says: “NOW!”
OK…“NOW”
TJBM is sometimes is curious about the thinking process behind some of the TJBM questions.
Um…no. Because I judge by my own thinking process and assume the others come up with their questions the same way.
TJBM usually asks a TJBM question based on something they experience n the last hour.
I certainly hope not, I would have to commit the sin of suicide if that were the fact.
The Jelly Below Me stumbled unto some granny porn while Google searching and can’t look away.
Not really into granny porn, but I have known a few hot grannies.
TJBM is a hot granny.
Not a granny yet and I’m still nice looking but my hotness has cooled to warmness haha
I do have a grand pussy named “Nikki” though, I buy her pussy toys at PetSmart. :-p
TJBM has a grand pussy
My neighbor does, and I really wish I had. Big cats are cute!
TJBM will show me a picture of a big cat.
Yes, in my avatar…my gisnt cat ( 22 lbs. ) “Myles.
TJBM wants to pet my fluffy pussy
ME! ME!
TJBM can’t have enough cats.
No, 2 is enough. haha
TKBE loves lemons things, like lemon cookies, pie, yogurt
lemon is good,
TJBM thinks that @Coloma = Mrs. Slocumb.
Oh, no! Not by a long shot. I don’t think Mrs Slocumb liked goose.
TJBM likes a little goose once in a while.
I was hoping it was @Coloma with a “fluffy”..... But a goose will do.
TJBM is getting ready to buy a raffle ticket for a $50,000 auto.
Depends ln the cost of the ticket.
The Jelly Below Me wants to go zombie hunting with the Canadian Flutheronian whose name starts with ‘S’ while she is wearing a skintight lizard catsuit.
Uh—no.
I guess there’s no hypocrisy in projecting one’s fantasy!
TJBM is a fantasy projector.
Haha…sometimes, last night as I was watching a plane approach the house I had a fantasy of it crashing and where I would run.
It seemed really low for a minute there, I was trying to calculate how many seconds I would have and which way I would run if it was coming down on the house. How far do fireballs flare anyway? lol
TJBM knows how far a fireball travels from the impact of a passenger jet
No, I don’t. There is one smart enough to know that, he uses a Simpson avatar, but I don’t.
The Jelly Below Me would not worry about planes crashing the house if I went zombie hunting as stated above. ;-)
Nope.
TJBM likes to make it short.
Depends on what it is.
TJBM is following the World Ski Championships.
nope
TJBM has put daffodil bulbs in their salad.
Hardly, I never touch rabbit food.
The Jelly Below Me has a hot Vietnamese house cleaner.
Yes. My mom ~
TJBM thinks we should try to reach response #500.
Maybe.
TJBM is up way too early on a Sunday.
Nope. Slept in just fine!
TJBM has posted on every incarnate of TJBM, starting with TJBM #1.
I think so, yes.
TJBM is baking something delicious on a stormy afternoon
Cooking something delicious, yes. Stormy afternoon? No, 70° (F), sunny, Washed the car today.
TJBM is enjoying anomalous weather recently.
Yes. Rain and sunlight switching every 1 or 2 hours. But I’m used to it.
TJBM doesn’t like it when the weather changes.
Only when it is 95 deg or above, other than that, I hope it changes to 95 deg or above.
The Jelly Below Me boinked someone in the woods when they were younger.
Oh yes! And we counted the chigger bites the next day. I had 100 some.
TJBM is a virgin.
No…..that ship sailed long ago.
The Jelly Below Me did something intimately nasty yesterday.
False.
TJBM filed their (or someone else’s) taxes today.
Try “have someone fill my taxes” ~
TJBM grows too old to do anything.
Not yet, but it’s coming. haha
TJBM will not watch sad animal documentaries because it makes their heart hurt too much
I could only get part way through Food Incorporated!!
TJBM likes “reality”-based fiction TV like Scorpion.
No, I much prefer real reality based.
TJBM knows someone who fell hook, line and sinker for a ridiculously fictitious show because it was filmed in a documentary format.
Not that I can think of, I do however know a couple in their 40’s that are Star Wars and Star Trek nuts. Totally escapes me, I am not a fan of most sci-fi at all.
TJBM likes interesting, educational shows best, history, nature, etc.
Absolutely! I have dibs on Wednesday night PBS.
TJBM is going to take his/her 16 month old to go their their lawyer today to see if they can press harassment charges on the kid, and also ask the lawyer to work up a contract for a land sale.
No need, no munchkins, rug rats, or the likes at home.
The Jelly Below me once skied down a large hill in a tiny red bikini and pink ski helmet.
No but I once rode my horse bareback in a tiny little bikini with my long gorgeous hair flowing like Lady Godiva. Aaah…memories. haha
TJBM believes in the right to die
Yes and no.
The Jelly Below Me will give every Fluther member $60,000 if they win a lotto larger than $180,000,000.
TJBY is shying away from that question!
Sure, I’m generous, I’ll give you 6 million.
TJBM is embroiled in controversy
No, just a bystander to it. Yes, I’m watching.
TJBM is watching a good movie.
not yet
TJBM will miss Jon Stewart.
No. I never watch the news or talk shows.
TJBM had spaghetti for dinner.
Some time ago…
TJBM knows more than one way to make spaghetti.
Not really. It was an easy go to when the kids were little. Never made it complicated.
TJBM always had goulash the day after they had spaghetti.
Don’t know what that is, so I will have to say, ‘no’.
The Jelly Below Me thinks the TJAB doesn’t want anything in print suggesting money to Fluther members less layers get involved if a win ever did happen.
TJAM would be correct!
TJBM knows that goulash is where you boil up macaroni noodles then add the left over spaghetti sauce to them and add cheddar cheese. It’s a food stretcher.
False. The only goulash I ever had was a friends mom that made it with like green beans and all kinds of weird things. Ghoul-ash haha
TJBM loves Cheetos
Mmmh. Chips in general are kind of meh to me. But I do like Cheetos when I’m in the mood, about once every 2 years.
TJBM wishes Heath Ledger hadn’t died so young.
Yes, he was adorable.
I love ’ A knights tale”.
TJBM has a frisky cat that leaps and catches toys
If I did, my fish couldn’t survive.
TJBM wants to dive.
Yes, into my comfy bed right now. zzzz
YJBM just woke up
Yon’ Jelly a-low thou verily hath awoken to the sound of the cock’s song.
The Jelly Below me is making food.
No. The only thing on my stove is $3,500 in cash. Better than food!
TJBM is up WAY to early just to make $3,500.
I don’t know, I’d get up at just about any time in order to make $3,500.
TJBM knows a get-rich-quick scheme that works.
Ha ha! Well, buy a 63 Volkswagen for $3,000 and turn it around for $3,500. Nice deposit I made in the bank today!
TJBM Just paid off at least one loan.
No. I hate debt.
TJBM hates debt
Oh, I hate, HATE debt. Unfortunately hubs thinks credit is the best thing since sliced bread.
TJBM thinks credit is just awesome.
Not anymore after going from debt free to having to use my credit card to make ends meet due to the recession. Bah!
TJBM is still waking up with Folgers in their cup
No. I don’t even like thestuff.
TJBM doesn’t jump on fly by night band wagons.
I don’t think I’ve ever jumped on a bandwagon.. However, I have been involved in and even led a few causes for which I am passionate.
TJBM is highly empathetic.
@geeky_mama Hey there mama! :-)
Depends. I am highly empathetic when it comes to animals and the under dog, pun intended
Otherwise, I don’t get too emotionally attached to anything.
TJBM is a “when I’m done, I’m really DONE” type
True dat!
TJBM is getting tired of dancing to the trash compactor.
False, I am the trash compactor here. haha
TJBM refuses to read someones question when it is an entire page of run on sentences with no paragraph breaks. My head, my head, my eyes, my brain…help!
Nope, I read it! And corrected it.
TJBM corrects people.
Rarely, I try to avoid it most of the time. I have a know it all friend that is always telling me things I already know…gah! lol
TJNM is off to market, to market to buy a fat…..
…BURRITO!
(Lunch time.)
“TJNM”= “The jelly ‘neath me!”
TJBM is about to have lunch
No. No lunch today.
TJBM is ready for bed.
Scary, but true, I was ready when i woke up this morning.
The Jelly Below Me got sand up their redacted boinking on a sandy beach.
A long time ago, seems like a galaxy far away… maybe another lifetime.
TJBM may have a sick child on their hands tomorrow.
Only if they give it to me to escape having to care for it themselves.
The Jelly Below Me has awaken naked in a strange bed, with someone whose name they don’t know after a frat party*
Yes, but it was like 35 years ago now, I still don;t remember their name. lol
TJBM has heard of the infamous Chico State U here in CA. Party U of the nation.
@ hahaha “the jelly ‘neath me.”
Yes. my younger brother went to Chico.
The Jelly Below Me tried to join the “Mile High” club but got busted by the flight attendants.
No.
TJBM is a good actor/actress.
IMHO, yes. I haven’t done any theater in over 30 years, but I was in Chekov’s The Cherry Orchard; played the part of “Tevye” in Fiddler on the Roof; “Bellamy” in The Fantasticks. to name a few. These were all college or community productions.
TJBM will toot their own horn.
Sure..toot toot.
I am VERY witty in real life, look out, get your racket ready for a some volley action. haha
TJBM likes Dateline and 48 Hours mystery shows
I’ll usually watch if someone else has it on the screen. Otherwise, I have to be in the mood, or the subject of the investigation has to peak my interest.
TJBM is wishing Wednesday were Thursday.
It IS Thursday!
TJBM takes 2 hours to get ready to go some place, when it used to just take them about 20 minutes.
No, I my beauty routine is pretty simple, but…it does take me 2 hours to fully wake up because my allergies keep me groggy and out of it in the mornings.
TJBM is having an apple and cheese for lunch
No, a fish sandwich from McD’s.
TJBM is fracking freezing.
Well, I do support a fricking freeze on fracking, but I do not think that’s what TJAM is talking about.
TJBM is talking about the weather.
Not talking. Just shivering.
TJBM wants to lose 10 more pounds and then they’ll be happy.
The other way around. I have been overworking for the past few days and now I look like a skeleton!
TJBM is still working right now.
Nope. Having a beer and waiting for my dinner to be ready. :-)
TJBM cannot wrap their minds around winning hundreds of millions of dollars
not really, but I could use some money right now.
TJBM wants more money.
Of course.
TJBM loves Chili!
Of all kinds! Gimme a big bowl o’red, beans or no beans; since coming to Colorado some 19 years ago,I’ve even developed a taste for green.
TJBM has recently developed a taste for something new.
Yes. But I can’t tell right now :p
TJBM has an evil plan!
It would not be wise to either confirm or to deny.
TJBM uses public transportation on a regular basis.
Negative. We don’t have that here.
TJBM just got a surprise visit from some of her favorite people.
If it were a ‘her’, either way, I got no surprise visit.
The Jelly Below Me was so scared it was Friday the 13th today, they hid under the bed and never left their home.
nope, had to leave for a while
TJBM curses Valentine’s day.
It is what it is, not my thing, I’m too old to care anymore. haha
TJBM is too old to care
If 19 was considered old…
TJBM is too young to care.
But old enough to know better…still don’t care!
^^^^
….and old enough to forget following throguh with the rest of the question. LOL ;-p
TJBM is forgetful
Not really.
TJBM just took a walk to the park with her son and his 3 kids, and caught a photo documentary of a temper tantrum by a 3 year old in progress.
Nope, but…it is a MAGNIFICENT day here, 70’s, sunny, and after I vacuum my space I am going out into the sun to do something active, maybe ride the horses.
TJBM is hungry!
Oh yeah! I forgot to eat!
TJBM is a forgiving person.
depends
TJBM has received crabs for Valentine’s.
No but hubs cooked me lobster on the grill last night. :D
The weather where the JBM lives changed drastically, all in the space of a few minutes.
True. Consantly :’(
TJBM wishes some things weren’t true.
Maybe, I would need more info on what not true as in things that just are, or actual facts.
The Jelly Below Me reads every entry in this thread as an alternative to counting sheep. <yawn>
No, I count to 1,000,000 by squares (1, 4, 9, 16, 25…).
TJBM has an eccentric habit.
Not just one I’m sure.. many eccentricities. Thank you genetics!
TJBM has tried Tai Chi.
No, but I have tried accupuncture. haha
TJBM has to go to the bathroom now
Yes.
The Jelly below me will be back shortly.
…yep!
TJBM is now relieved.
Yep. Paid off yet another bill! We got $3500 for the bug. Hubs thought we were going to get all new tires for the RV, but I’ve been paying bills like crazy. That’s why I control the money. Work comes first, play comes second.
TJBM is wondering where this Offferwire credit card came from and what it’s supposed to do.
No….I don’t use credit cards, to me cash is king.
The Jelly Below Me is going to check in here 4 months from now and this thread will still be going.
Yep.
TJBM has a debit card from their bank that can be used as a credit card.
True.
TJBM has curly hair
I do and I love it. It frustrated me in the 60’s and 70’s because I couldn’t wear hippy headbands because it poofed my hair.
TJBM loves their hair.
I guess so, never really thought about it, but since one of my Brethren say my hair is thinning, I guess I think of it more,
The Jelly Below Me loves their spouse to be clean shaven “down south”.
No. Just clean.
TJBM has a cat who rides the dogs like they’re horses.
And that cat died before I could see it preform.
TJBM thinks it’s time to move on.
Thought that a long time ago, but no one was listening. Overall, it really is time to move on.
The Jelly Below Me, oh heck, just make something up…...
Leslie Gore is gone
TJBM is debating on whether there should be a new stream.
New? How about none
The Jelly Below Me wants to be below the ground if this keeps up.
Huh? If what keeps up? Is the TJAM suicidal? Reach out to me if you are!
TJBM agrees it’s time for #62 – this string is getting long. @Mimishu1995 – would you like to do the honors and make #62 of the TJBM ?
True….I’m ready whenver you guys are.
TJBM eats weird combos of food
I’m having a baked potato in a bowl with baked cabbage and some celery and PB too.
No, no, no, it is time to end it, to terminate it with extreme prejudice.
The Jelly Below Me will not have the heart to support to euthanize this thread once and for all.
This is post 530. Perhaps it’s time for Round 62.
@dxs Round 62 has already been going’ on for a day now…see @Mimishu1995 new link 3 posts up. See you in pt. 62!
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