Have you done anything silly lately, just for laughs?

At my husband’s company Christmas party, everyone was asked to say a few words. When it came my turn I stood up and said, “Well….the Viagra didn’t work,” and I sat down. Everyone was rolling, including my husband! :D

Our auction colors are yellow and green, i.e. yellow shirts with green logo. Just for laughs I bought a pair of screaming yellow and green shoes that I wore. People literally asked about my socks, so I kept at it until I finally found both yellow and green.

One day I was showing the 70+ yo woman who helps us my Goodwill purchases, which included a pair of yellow and green underwear, new with tags. She said “You’ll have to wear them!” “Huh?” says I. “To the auction!” Oh, honestly hadn’t occurred to me.

So I wore them. I waited until the 70+ yo was present and walked up to the 60+ yo woman who does our food and said, “We won’t discuss how Sandra knows my underwear selection, but she picked these out for me to wear today” as I pull them up over my belt. Sandra volunteers, “Yup! It’s true!” The food lady turned 20 shades of red!

^^^ LOL Very good you two!

My friend just got home and was cracking up at my body bagged, police taped off crime scene. Rat murderer! Snapped down in it’s prime. lol

Picture?

Rick’s birthday was yesterday. When he went to the store he bought a chocolate cake for himself.
When he wasn’t looking I found a tall tapered candle and shoved it in his cake and lit it. My grandson was here and he laughed and said, “Gramma, I love you!” ♥

@Dutchess_III I almost took a picture but too late now. It was a really pretty rat , a big female, hefty mama. Well hopefully no baby rats still out there.

My husband’s company Christmas party was in KC on Saturday. One guy got so drunk that he had to be escorted to his room. The VP of the company told everyone to charge everything to the drunk’s room! Wish I could have been a fly on the wall when he saw his room bill! The company paid for everything, so no harm, no foul.

LOL Good one! Someone should have had an escort service billed on there too…really make him sweat what went down. haha

^^^I’ll remember that for next year!

Kissed my wife at exactly the Winter Solstice. Happy start of winter.

^^^ Under the mistletoe? :-)

My bike has broken down and is still under repair. For the time being I have to rely on my father for a ride. Yesterday after school I was waiting for him when some of my classmatrs came and asked “Hey, aren’t you leaving now? Where s your bike?” I said: “I’m waiting for my boyfriend, from now on.” Needless to say they got excited and ran to me for the information of the “boyfriend”. An endless stream of questions came to me: “What’s his name?” “How old is he?” “When did you first met him” “Where does he work?”... I answered the questions with a single answer: “His name is <my father’s name>. He’s in his mid 40. We met 19 years ago.” We all laughed.

@Mimishu1995 hahaha..very good, get all the snoops excited! lol

Sure. I came up with these play-on-words things I call “missed-nomers.” For example: Vaginal discharge: A zip gun fired from a hidden location.

Every day :)

I feel I must offer an apologeez for that last comment of mine. I’m sure many of you who read it rolled your eyes and exclaimed “Oh, geez!”

Yes! Oh I am so glad to be given a chance to share this. Well I’m talking again about the murder a few doors down from me. My boyfriend who worries about any harm coming to me had gone out to town. It’s getting dark here early now so there was a definite spooky air about the place.

He had asked me to find out more about it on Google and at that point there was not much info.

So…..

I cut and pasted the general news report and added amazing sentences like this.

I wrote:

The suspect is in custody however he explained that there were more, not just him

that the police had begged us not to be afraid since there were still two murderers at large

a head and various body parts had been found in the drains surrounding our area, the head was not yet identified

Oh it was such fun. He came rushing back with a speed. Okay, I have a sick sense of humor I admit.

Haha! @Coloma loved your story.